I love Linu, dont take me wrong, it's just that she's the only one that can cast the "destruction" spell. Oh and I don't own anything.
Poor Aribeth...
Linu and male protagonist enter to a saunctuary, ready to fight Aribeth.
Aribeth: You will die, for Fenthick!
Male protagonist: Gods no! That annoying, strangely big breasted and unrealistic elven paladin that is now a blackguard!
Linu: Oh Sehanine, why do you torture us with the presence of THAT woman!
Aribeth: Neverwinter shall pay!
After a stupidly hard battle against Aribeth she surrenders
Aribeth: I give up!
Male protagonist :Finally (Truly I'm going to change those scripts, my arm is bleeding)
Aribeth: I... I realized that I love you.
Male protagonist: I already shag Linu and Sharwyn.
Linu: Oh no problem, I'm not writen to complain of it
Real life, in Kyubak's room...
Kyubak: Stupid unrealistic game... how is that none of them get angry?
Back to the sanctuary...
Linu: I am going to sit down here so you can keep talking (Male protagonist makes signal to the elven priestess to cast a destruction spell)
Linu: Oh whoops (clumsyly casts destruction, thanks the gods Aribeth didn't listened)
Aribeth: Ahhhhhhhhh! (Dies)
Linu: Now, let's battle Maugrim and Morag. And after that, let's go to Everaska, my love.
Male protagonist: Sure Linu (Gonna kill her in the cave of the ancients... o wait, I'm chaotic good, oh poot)
In Arvandor...
Aribeth: Yay, I'm in Arvandor!
Sehanine: Oh no, I'll remember late to curse that girl of the La'neral family with even more bad luck! Ah, ehem, sorry but what are you doing here?
Aribeth: Lady Sehanine (Bows) As an elf I must be in Arvandor so...
Sehanine: (Reads Aurora toolset and notes Aribeth's race) Sorry, but according to this you're a half-elf, and you've done many bad things. But Mephistopheles told me he has a beautiful place for you. (teleports Aribeth to Cania)
Sehanine: (Jumps in joy) Yay! I didn't have to tolerate that fool for more than three minutes. (After discovering how much she endured Aribeth's presence, shudders)
Aribeth: Oh no I'm in hell.
Meph: Are you going to be part of my army (Mutters "Please , say no)
Aribeth: Never, I shall never do that, Fenthick would not approve it!
Meph: I take you won't (Mutters "If I weren't an archidevil I would thank you, Tymora) Oh, and as archidevil I must do a bad thing, so I'll tell you a truth: You never loved Fenthick
Aribeth: No! It can't be! I killed many people in his name! I...
Meph: (Vanishes before fainting for listening too much nonsense)
Real Life
What? She did a fuss for nothing! I HATE THAT PALADIN!
HotU
Female protagonist: Oh crap, were in Cania
Valen: Melady, I love you
Real Life
Kyubak: THAT was the reason for playing as a female, to see a badly developed romance AGAIN? (I'm refering to Aribeth and Sharwyn's romance)
Back in Cania...
Female protagonist: Oh, thanks, even if I barely know you, and those things were just badly written flirts, I love you to.
(Group goes and makes the little beast' s riddles and dicovers a horrible truth)
Female Protagonist: Ohh, it seems that the rebel every spirit talked about is Aribeth de Tylmarande.
(Group enters to the cave, use the magical berries to melt the ice that surrounds the elven spirit... only to be attacked by her)
Aribeth: Can't you leave me alone!
Female Protagonist: Oh Oh, Now I remember a book that talked about you. I think I'll use the Hero of Neverwinter's technic. (Makes signal to Valen)
Valen: (Hits hard in the spirit, and strangely enough recibes the bonuses of hitting a demon) Why was that?
Female protagonist: Hmm, I guess that, being so annoying, that made her demonic.
Real Life
Kyubak: Next time I see that thing that writes Aribeth's name in the ice, I'll be evil and I'll kick it...
END