Warning: Slight Spoilers for anyone who hasn't read book 21 and on so I suggest you dont read it if you haven't
Disclamer: I don't own Star Wars, Naruto or Captin Underpants... ifI did Iwould be living in a mansion right now...
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Gaara and Naruto out of the bar laughing. "You know I always wondered why Kankuro wore makeup" Naruto said chuckling. "Hey Naruto," Gaara asked the blonde 'Why do you like Sakura? I mean she is soooooo wrapped up in Sasuke even though he pulled an Anikin and went over to the dark side." "You know I always thought she would come to me after she realized what a jerk he was… well I guess I'm still waiting" "Well speaking of Sakura I believe she's at Ino's for a slumber party" Gaara said as they stumbled down an ally 'You thinking what I'm thinking " Naruto asked. "PANTY RAIDING!" they both yelled as an old lady opened her window to yell at them. 'Sorry Mrs. Peterson" Naruto yelled as they disappeared.
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Naruto and Gaara snuck into an open window on the second floor of Sakura's house "how did you know it was open?" Gaara asked as they brushed off Leavers clearly not remembering their ninja skills. 'Ummm well you see…" Naruto tried explaining as they walked down the hall. Suddenly a big Rottweiler blocked their path. "Umm since when does Sakura have a dog?" Gaara asked as the dog started growling. 'She doesn't…." Naruto said as the dog lunged and they ran screaming like little girls into the nearest room.
Gaara locked the door. As he turned around to discover he was in a very pink room that had pictures of Sasuke all over it. "I hope that thing doesn't break the door…. and why didn't you use your sand to like keep him quiet? …or explode his guts….. Either one would have worked." The blonde asked "I didn't think… and the last one would have been inhumane" "You know I like you better when you've had 24 bottles of Sake" Naruto said stumbling over to Sakura's bed. 'At least we got the right room before that thing ate us… now if I were a girl were would I put my undergarments?" Naruto thought out loud 'Maybe in the drawer marked Bras and underwear?" Gaara asked "I like the way you think". He said as Gaara pulled it open. "JACKPOT!" they both yelled.
"Man she's flat chested" Gaara said wearing a red A cup bra that matched his hair "I mean Temari's like a D" 'How do you know that?" Naruto asked digging in the drawer. "Shikamaru wanted to know what to get her for a birthday present." "Oh…Man is all her undies Granny Panties… I mean where are the thongs?" Naruto asked holding a pair of pink underwear with unicorns on them. Naruto put them on and ran around the room yelling "I'M CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!" They both laughed hysterically. 'Found one!" Gaara yelled holding up a black lacy thong. "It looks like dental floss…"Naruto said taking it from him "Yeah it must be so uncomfortable..."Gaara said unearthing two more "Ooooo lets see what she has in her closet" Naruto said throwing the thong on the bed.
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A few minutes later after turning her room upside down Naruto and Gaara heard the dog start to bark. They froze. People were coming up the stairs! "Poor Barkley… You don't like being locked up all alone do you?" Sakura said as she scratched the dog's ears 'I didn't know you had a dog" Temari said petting him too. "I don't Hinata asked me to look after him while she was on a camping trip with her family" "I would have taken him in but my brother is allergic to dogs" Ino said rubbing the dog's belly. 'I don't remember the door to my room being closed..." Sakura said as she opened the door.
That is were she found Gaara his head in her lamp's shade, still wearing her bra, and she found Naruto, still wearing her underwear, cowering in fear underneath the pillows of her bed. "What are you two doing here?" She asked "Cleaning" Gaara answered plumping the pillows. "OMG look what I found." Gaara yelled as he pulled Naruto out of the pillows. "Hi" Naruto said as he waved. 'Temari Do you mind if I pulverize your brother?" Sakura asked not taking her eyes off of the boys "Be my guest." she answered as Sakura beat the crap out of Gaara and Naruto.
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Gaara and Naruto learned a very valuable lesson that night…..If you could tell them what it was after they get out of the hospital I think they would greatly appreciate it …
The END!
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A/n THIS FIC IS DONE! YES! I give Milk and Cookies to anyone who Reveiwed And I thank you all... I am also soooo sorry it took so long...Well gots to go BYES! SEQUEL COMING SOON! I hope...