A World Deep in Disorder

Chapter Sixty-Seven: A pointless chapter

Well, I've decided to take a break from the normal routine to write a pointless chapter meant for the purpose of amusing you. You'll find this quite different than an ordinary spoof chapter…

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DISCLAIMER: Refer to previous chapters' disclaimers.

…One year since Chapter XX of the Kyle/Alyssa Saga, both Kyle and Alyssa are fifteen. In the past year, the two have been exploring the entire world, and are coming to know it extremely well. They've encountered silver rogues, pure hatreds, and lots of other things, but this one takes the cake…

Kyle/Alyssa Saga Chapter XXI:

Kyle and Alyssa were walking along in a highly unexplored area of the world. It was a heavily forested area, but strangely enough, wasn't in the northern region. It wasn't even on the main continent. Kyle was walking ahead in his Bowser form, pretty much trampling down the environment, because he lost his patience when going around the trees led them in circles. Alyssa was walking closely behind him, quiet as ever, her green eyes watching the world, looking at nothing in particular, and just watching.

Eventually, Kyle reached a clearing, and he transformed back into his human form. "Well… here we are, Lyss... it's break time." He sighed. "Yeah…" She replied, looking around. There wasn't much here… just a clearing, surrounded by an endless amount of trees.

"I have no clue why we even bother to come here… its just trees, trees, and more trees… and an occasional town obliterated by the silver rogues…" Kyle muttered. Alyssa shrugged, taking a sandwich out of the small pack she was carrying. She handed one to Kyle, and started eating the other. Kyle thanked her, and began eating. "Well… you never know. We wanted to explore the entire world together, right? Who knows… there could be something hidden somewhere around here…" Alyssa stated before taking a bite out of her sandwich. Kyle smiled at her. "Yeah, but do you really think we're going to find something out here at this point?" He asked, while then sighing. Alyssa smiled back. "You mean like that?" She asked, pointing to what was behind Kyle. Kyle turned around, and laughed a bit. "What the hell do you think that is…?" He asked.

What they were looking at was a one-roomed wooden shack with a large light-up sign that said EAT above it. "…I have no clue." Alyssa replied. "…I'm surprised that neither the silver rogues or the pure hatreds hadn't totaled this place yet…" Kyle sighed. "… What do you think this place really is…?" Alyssa then asked. Kyle shrugged. "I don't know, but I don't trust it…" He then stated. "Why don't you trust it?" Alyssa then asked. "Because it's a random shack in the middle of nowhere that says EAT above it. It doesn't even have a proper name." Kyle laughed. "…Oh, it's probably just a diner or something." Alyssa replied. "Notice how it's been spared? It's probably the diner of the silver rogues… and they're waiting to ambush us… I say we burn it down." Kyle stated. "You think so? Why does it have to be a silver rogue diner? Why can't it be a pure hatred diner?" Alyssa asked.

"You're kidding me, right? I highly doubt that pure hatreds would go and make a diner!" Kyle exclaimed. "Why not? You never know…" Alyssa said, smiling sweetly. "Ok, first of all, pure hatreds have only the intent to kill, and nothing else, they wouldn't make a diner. Second of all, pure hatreds are living masses of blue flame, so the place would be burnt down already, and third, they're eight feet tall… they couldn't fit through the door." Kyle explained. Alyssa laughed, and scratched the back of her head. "Good point." She said.

"Well, looks like I'm burning it down." Kyle said, readying his Bowser transformation. "Wait! I don't think it's a silver rogue diner." Alyssa stated. "Why not?" Kyle asked. "They'd be killed for disobeying orders, and I'm sure that Kirth works them a lot. They wouldn't have the time to build a diner." Alyssa explained. Kyle sighed. "Good point…"

"Can we at least see what's inside?" Alyssa asked. "I don't know… Can I at least bust the wall down upon entering?" Kyle asked. "Do what makes you happy." Alyssa replied. Kyle smirked, and transformed into his Bowser form, and nearing the wall. Eight feet of pure Bowser bulk was about to go crashing through that wall… until…

BEWM!

"OH YEAH!" The cool aid man exclaimed, busting down the wall from the inside out before Kyle could bust it down. "Kyle's eyes widened, which looked funny in his Bowser form. "What the fucking hell is that?" He exclaimed, as the cool aid man looked up at the entity looming above him. "OH NO!" The cool aid man exclaimed, and ran away from Kyle.

"…Oooookkkayyyyy." Kyle roared, and Alyssa just began to laugh. Suddenly, a humanoid ape wearing a necktie that said 'Cesar' on it, with a no-sleeved shirt and a guito 'stache, came out of the hole that the cool aid man had made. "I'M SHANE!" The ape screamed dramatically, while running around in circles, and then spontaneously exploding. Kyle blinked, and Alyssa just stared at the charred ground where the ape once stood. Then, the two began to roll on the ground, laughing… Kyle still in his Bowser form, making quite a nice tremor. Deciding that it was best to go back into his human form, Kyle stopped laughing, and did so. Alyssa then got up, and wiped the last tear of laughter from her eye.

"I say… we check it out now… it's obviously not… a silver rogue diner…" Kyle stated, between the remaining laughs. Alyssa just nodded, still giggling. The two then entered through the hole in the wall. It wasn't even a diner… it was like a clubhouse. There was only one person left in the place… and it was Phill… laying down on a waterbed. A jukebox was playing a random tune that neither Kyle nor Alyssa had ever heard before.

"Who are you?" Kyle asked. "I am Phill… I will hold an important place in your clan, which will be developed in another three or so years thus beginning the eventual downfall of Kirth." Phill said, which was far too fast to hear after he introduced his name as Phill. "What?" Both Kyle and Alyssa asked, not hearing the last part. "May the force be with you." Phill said calmly, before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"…"

"…"

"…What a strange day." Alyssa stated. "Tell me about it…" Kyle sighed in return. The two then shrugged, and decided to continue their explorations…

End of Chapter

That chapter had no point whatsoever except the point of amusing you for your entertainment. Now leave a review… we get back to the Kevin saga next time.

Until Next Chapter,

-Biggoron