A LITTLE PLACE CALLED HELL…OR HEAVEN

CHAPTER 3

BETTER CHANCES WITH THE COMEDIAN GOD

Disclaimer: I still don't own GG, however, sometimes I pretend I own Jess…shhh!

A/N: Hi every one! Thanks for the reviews! Shout outs are at the end!

PS: some of this is going to be written in script form

Love yah guys!

TYA

I went through the rest of my classes without passing out. The only other interesting time that school day was when I said I was a Huntzberger, Logan's child, and my science teacher, all I remember about her was that she was young and blonde, kept giving death glares.

When I got home, I started grilling my mom about Mr. Marino, which she successfully avoided. Our conversation went some thing like this:

Me: How do you know Mr. Marino?

Mom: Hey sweets, how was your first day?

Me: Mom…please just tell me-

Mom: do you want to come with me to get coffee?

I stopped her, and looked her strait in the eye

Me: Mom tell me how you know him

She smiled at me sweetly and answered sincerely

Mom: Angel face, you have a better chance of meeting Jim Carry, the comedian god, then me telling you about Jess. Now scoot, mommy's out of coffee, that is lethal.

And with that, she left. I new that was all I was getting. But some how, I'd find out.

THE NEXT DAY

Reading class FINALLY rolled around. I LOVE this class. Today Mr. Marino talks about school.

"Class! Hello. Today I'm supposed to talk to you about school. Not much to say. I really didn't go much. I actually failed my senior year. Don't get me wrong, I was smart, smarter than most people there were. The problem was my actually proximity to the school. I did however read like crazy! I was book obsessed. You guys are probably wondering how someone who hated school, ended up teaching. I wonder that a lot myself.

When I was a teen, I was a rebel without a cause who messed up Star…hell. So, as yah might have guessed, I wasn't very open. I had put up so many walls. Sometime after I figured out I couldn't take my girlfriend to prom, because of the whole failing thing, the not talking much, at all, ever, wall came down. Which is why I can stand here in front of you today.

So, that's all I have to tell yah about school, talk till' the bell rings, and don't bug me." Mr. Marino said, going back to reading 'Howl'.

Eventually, the bell rang and I headed to my mom's class. She was already in the class reading, 'To Kill A Mocking Bird'. When the bell rang, she still didn't look up. I noticed she didn't have a cup of coffee on her desk. So, ignoring the looks from my classmates, I walked up to her, went through her bag, took out a thermos of coffee, put it close to her nose, and when she reached for it, I pulled it farther back until she finally looked up.

"Why do you deprive me of coffee?" She started to me, then noticed the rather amused class. "Umm…Right! School! Class! So, Lory take a seat and thank you." I did as I was told and took a seat. I was awaiting her speech, I had a feeling her speech was going to be longer than most, and I knew I was right.