The contrived boring disclaimer message:
I dont own Excel Saga, Sony, SqaureEnix or whatever gets added in here randomly. Just what ever is a copyrighted character put in here. I'm just using it I dont claim to own it. Unless it is mine. Though at this point in the story none of these characters are mine. So relax. This is just a fan made fanfic made by a very bored person that drinks too much coffee and occasionly goes on drinking binges.
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ME-Tan woke up and suddenly had the urge to eat a nut and a donut. She also had the urge to eat a phillips screw driver. After swallowing those she suddenly crashed and was unconcious for the remainder of the day.
Though no body seemed to care, since ME-Tan was always doing all kinds of silly dumb things and she always turned out okay for some reason once someone took a hint and rebooted her. Alas, it was a never ending circle and it always happened, etc etc you get the point.
Excel jumped out of the shower and tripped over Me-Tan who was unconcious on the floor in
front the bathroom. She screamed and fell right on top of Me-Tan looking their green
eyes looking into each other. Though ME-Tan was dead to the world so Excel-Chan pressed
her on button. Me-Tan moaned as it was in a ahem sensitive spot and finnaly woke up
and threw Excel off her and jumped out the 5th story window of the apartment building.
The rest you'll have to use you're imagination for because this paragraph of the fanfic
has ran out of memory.
Suddenly Yuffie fell through the ceiling for no apparent reason unknown to anyone not even your mother. Excel said "Who are you?" In this high pitched squilly voice. Yuffy answered "I am locke, treasure hunter!" And Excel said back "How does all the plundering and land lubbing and omgwtf go today" Yuffie screamed and jumped on the ceiling "I am the one! I am super person that can jump through walls and ceilings and slow down time and do stupid stuff that makes absolutely no sense and people think are cool for no reason and I dont even know" Excel looks stunned for a second and says "What does hamburgers have to do with it?" And then Yuffie answered back "it has to do with the OMGWTFBBQ"
End of chapter 2