A LITTLE PLACE CALLED HELL…OR HEAVEN
CHAPTER 6
DIDN'T TAKE AN AV GEEK TO FIGURE IT OUT
A/N: Hi! So anyway, I haven't seen 6th season yet, so I might not be totally caught up on what happened. By the way, I LOVE getting reviews, so thanks to all of you who did, and for those who haven't…I'm watching you…
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When I got back to Stars Hollow, after school, I headed strait to Grandpa Luke's Diner. I was about to call for Gramps when I suddenly stopped and looked at the image in front of me.
Gramp's looked more annoyed then I'd ever seen him. Some lady, who looked a little like him, with short blonde hair was talking to him and smiling. Some fat guy with a bald spot was agreeing with everything the lady said, and making Gramp's look more annoyed. And Gran was laughing.
"Umm…hi." I hesitantly said, making my presence known.
"LORY!" Gran screamed running over to me, and enveloping me in a rib-braking hug.
"Need…air…now…please…" I mumbled. Gran let me go and smiled brightly. That's when every one joined in, to follow the conversation, I'm gonna give you this chart:
BS guy with a bald spot.
SBH the girl with the short blonde hair.
GL Gramps
GR Gran
And ME me:
BS: Who's the chick?
GR: My granddaughter, Lory.
SBH: Rory has a daughter? Huzzah!
GR and BS: Huzzah!
GL: Oh jeez…
ME: I'm confused…
GL: Right, Lory, let me introduce you to my sister, Liz, and her husband, T.J.
ME: Oh…Etch-A-Sketch dude and Jess' mom.
GR: How do you know Jess?
ME: Funny story actually, by the way, thanks for telling me about him. Well, you know how mom is teaching English at Chilton well…
SBH: Oh…yah. Did I mention to yah Luke that Jess teaches reading at…um…Chilton?
GL: Umm…NO!
ME: Well, he does. So anyway, this week, it's kind of like a 'Get To Know Your Teacher' thing, so the whole week, they talk about there town, schooling, family, and friends. And, well, let's just say it didn't take an AV geek to figure it out.
GR: Oh my god!
GL: Yah…
SBH: Oh yeah…I forgot they used to date…
BS: whose etch-a-sketch dude?
GL: You.
ME: why is he called etch-a-sketch dude?
GL: long story.
GR: OH MY GOD!
ME explaining it to SBH: The realization just crossed her.
GR: Rory, and…Jess…at the same school? He's a teacher? Wow! Do they know that they are at the same school? Are they freaking out? What did Jess say about me in his speech? What did Rory say about me in her speech? And what kind of lame school does a 'Get To Know Your Teacher' week? Oh yeah, Chilton does…I wonder if the new headmaster is as bad as old Snickelfritz Charleston is. Lory, I need answers.
ME: They know they are both teachers at Chilton. Yes, they are freaking out. Jess said you were a crazy, psychotic, coffee addicted freak. Mom said you were the most bestest awsomest mom EVER. And you know headmaster Medina, so you tell me.
GR: Oh my god…
ME: Yah…so anyway I came here to get answers about Jess, and you guys will supply me with them. Kay? Kay. Okay, first off, how long did they date?
GL: about a year…
ME: Like, how serious were they?
GL: well, even if they wouldn't admit it then, they were in love.
GR: Bleh.
ME: Why did they break up?
(No answer)
ME: What? What happened?
GL: Umm…well…Jess found out he was failing and couldn't take Rory to prom, so he was all moody and didn't tell Rory why. So him and Rory got into a verbal fight, and about 10 minutes later, him and Rory's ex-boyfriend, Dean got into a not so verbal fight. And then, the next night, while he and Rory still weren't speaking, Jess' father makes an appearance. So after Jimmy, Jess' dad, left, Jess went after him to California without saying goodbye.
ME: Wow.
GL: There's more. So anyway, about 6 months later, Jess comes back, looking for his car that I stole which is a different story for a different time. So, anyway, of course your mom had to come back for the fire light festival THAT weekend. And, he tells her he loved her and drove away.
ME: No way…
GL: There's more.
ME: More?
GL: Yes more. So any way, later that year, he shows up at her dorm and asks her to come away with him. She says no, and that was the last they heard from each other.
ME: Wow!
GR: Yeah, so you better get home before your mom comes here.
ME: Right. Bye everyone.
GL: Bye Lory.
GR: Bye Angel face!
BS: Later kid.
SBH: Bye cutie!
(End weird script form thingy.)
Wow! That was a lot of information to intake in a 15-minute period…. just, wow. Well, yah. Maybe Jess will say something interesting in his speech tomorrow. Mom too. I still can't believe no one told me! Gilmore's need to know everything! I'll get back at my mom, yah, which should be fun…