The legal disclaimer you skim over anyway
I do not own the characters of Excel Saga, SqaureEnix or whatever character I added in here, unless it is included in this disclaimer.
I do not own D00d. He is a real person, that I can't own since as far as I know slavery is illegal. He is just a part of this story.
All references to a real person or something like that where probably accidental, a typo, or where a product of extreme, fatigue, drowziness or drunkiness. Yada yada, blah blah. You get the point. It's just a fanfic...I'm not makin' any money. So dont sue me, you sillies!
This is by far the worse fanfic ever... I'm surprised it hasnt been delete from the blessid something or other. Panties, I love dirty panties. Panties get. Excel Saga is walking around what seems like a Ultima Online Shard.
You are too fatigued to move.
You are too fatigued to move.
Excel sweat drops and stays frozen "Where are the muffins?"
Excel fidgets "Where are the kittens. THE PANTIES WHERE ARE THE PANTIES"
Hyatt rides over on a horse and suddenly appears by Excel-chan because there
was a lot of lag "I dont have kittens, but I have, panties!" Hyatt flips up
her skirt and shows her beautful sky blue panties.
Excel cant move but she drools at Hyatts panties.
Suddenly the lag increases and all of Hyatt's clothes disapear.
Hyatt blushes and covers herself "They delete my cllllothes o.o"
Excel disapears.
You are too fatigued to move.
You are too fatigued to move.
"No. My Excel-chan diiiiiied!" Hyatt yells and blood droops down her
lip and she dies.
Suddenly for no aparent reason Ultima Online is replaced with a blue
screen. Yuffie screams from the background "Someone reboot Me-Tan"
Suddenly there's a moan in the background. And the blue screen
is replaced by Hyatt's beautiful sky blue panties. Hyatt eats a muffin
and throws it at Me-tan.
Suddenly for no apparent reason Doodman jumps out of the fridge and says "SPAM!" and a whole bunch of shocktroopers come out behind him. Me-tan, Hyat in just her sky blue panties and bra, Excel-chan and Yuffie all look stunned for a second. Time freezes for a second as the rest of the world has a spam hick-up happens and the world swaps some of the rest of the world into the swap file, where ever that is. Suddenly for no apparent reason Doodman and the shockertroopers jump on spam boston cream donuts and try to get away but the donuts crash and then they respawn in the toilet. The toilet screams and barfs and Doodman and the shocktroopers climb out of the toilet covered with sewage.
98-Tan climbs out of the TV. And poles Kodochi out of her backpack.
Kodochi screams "Stop shoving me in your backpack!" and she runs away.
Suddenly for no apparent reason Shocksock comes out of the shadows and
Kodochi runs away even faster. Me-tan kicks shocksock in the balls.
Shocksock gets knocked down to his knees and then Firefox-ko climbs into
a hotdog bun and throws naughty pictures at everyone. "Take that you
bunch of pathetic losers" And then she goes to sleep on her hotdog bun,
spray ketchup all over herself and going to sleep. And then she added "And
dont eat me, or you'll be sorry!"
End of part 3