Lady Ai: Yay! I got 6 reviews! I'm happy to know that my stories are going so well! Ok so um...I usually ramble on and on about things by this time but right now, I have nothing in mind...except that I need to buy/rent 'The Wedding Planner' incase I miss something. x.x

Disclaimer: (Watches as Yami Ai is dancing in a tutu and spreading sprinkles around the room) Um...he's happy because I don't own squat except for him. I'll have my friend whip him later (sees Yami Ai stop abrubtly and goes away). Hehehehe

Warning: Er...Shonen Ai (it's like the only thing I write. ONLY THING!) Um, I guess some language that I throw in there. En, I guess you can say randomness? o.o;

ON WITH THE STORY!

The Wedding Planner

Chapter Two:

Not A...

Xx Joey's POV xX

"I think he's dead."

"Nah uh!"

"Lookit! He's not moving!"

"That's because he's SLEEPING!"

"Oh, look. Look at his feet!"

"He gots pretty toenails!"

"I wonder if I can have such pretty toenails like him."

I crack open an eye and see three little children around me. One had short brown hair; boy. Another was a girl with curly blonde hair and the last one was a boy with long black hair and purple eyes that kind of reminded me of Yugi's big purple eyes.

"HE'S AWAKE! Clara, go tell my big brother! Go! Go!" The kid with the black hair screamed at the girl with curly blonde. I sat up on the...hospital bed? No, it's to soft to be a hospital bed. "Where am I?" "You're at my house. My onii-san saved you from a HUGE grabage disposal!" The kid with the black hair said coming up to me. "My name is Mokuba Kaiba by the way and this here is my friend, Taki."

"Wait...Kaiba? The Seto Kaiba? The richest, smartest, youngest, pretty-boy C.E.O, Kaiba?" Mokuba nodded enthusiastically.

"I'm glad to see that you think so highly of me." Everyone turned their head to the door way to see the small little girl standing next to a tall guy with brown hair and the coldest blue eyes, aka Seto Kaiba.

Let me tell you, he was way hotter in person.

I reached my neck, feeling something. My neck was stiff. Oh crud. "Oh my god! I'm paralized!" I yelled. "If your paralized then how come you can move your arms and legs?" Seto said, smirking. I looked down and realize that I'm not paralized and that I was just wearing a neck brace. "Er..." The little kids giggled at my stupidity (I admit, I am stupid at times. But its mostly to cheer up everyone if they're down). They ran off past Seto, leaving only him and me.

"How are you feeling?" he asked, not moving from the door way. "Let's see I have a major head ache, little kids were looking at my so-called pretty toenails," I stopped realizing that he gaze turned to my feet then back to me, "And...now, I have no idea where I am."

He chuckled. "I'm sure my brother told you where you are, at my mansion. Since you already know who I am, may I ask who you are?".

God, he's hot! I can't help but stare into his blue eyes. Every girl in the world would faint to be in the same room as Seto Kaiba, even some boys. They would die to see his famous smirk being thrown at them. And here I was, possibly in his bed (his trademark colors are blue and silver and this room was decroated with pure blue and sliver) in the same room and he was smirking at me AND laughing. I heard he almost never laughs unless he's with his younger brother.

"Ahem, are you going to answer my question or what?"

I snapped back to reality at the sound of his voice and blushed, feeling really stupid. "Oh, um. Heh, name's Joey Wheeler." He nods. I sigh and look down at my hands. "What do you work as?"

"Hn?"

"I notice you were carrying some papers in a folder. I take it you work in an office?" I nod. He checks his watch. "I'm sorry, I have a meeting in half an hour. I'll give you a ride after the meeting. You still seem alittle ...sleepy." The last thing I heard was 'slee-' because right then I dozed off.

Xx Author's POV, half an hour later xX

Joey woke up with a start. He saw a black mop of hair bouncing around on the bed.

"Wake up! Wake up! Come on! Come on!"

Joey sighed and grabbed the little kid. "Tell your brother, I'll be down in a minute." The boy nodded and bounced his way out of the room. Joey took off the covers and got out. He placed his fingers through his hair, calming the wild hair down. Once he's done, he goes to the living room (A/N: In my story, Joey could find his way without getting lost).

Seto was in the living room reading his book (he had copies). He heard footsteps coming down the stairs and he stood up. Tanned skin and blonde hair came down. Blue eyes locked with hazle ones. Seto smirked. "Ready?" Joey nodded and they both walked out of the mansion and into Seto's silver Mercedes (I don't own that obviously).

When they reached Joey's place, Seto walked Joey to his door. Once Joey opened the door, a tri-colored hair boy jumped on him. "Holy!"

"JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!"

"Yugi, get off Joey and calm down."

"Aww! But Yami-san, you didn't witness what happened on the street!"

"I know, I know. Joey was about to get runned over by a garbage disposal and some mysterious Zorro character saved him."

Yami looked out and was surprised to see the 'Zorro character' standing right there. Seto raised an eyebrow looking at Yami up and down, as was Yami. Yugi got up and punched Yami playfully. "You're TAKEN! Remember?" Yami chuckled and stole a kiss from Yugi. Yugi giggled and went inside. "My cookies are burning!"

"COOKIES? HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU TWO EVEN GET IN MY HOUSE?"

"No need to shout. Anyway, baka, you gave us the key..."

"Oh, yeah. Heh." Joey scratched the back of his head. Seto looked at Joey. "I guess I'll be leaving. Good evening." Yami looked over Seto again. "Wait." Seto stopped, back still turned to both boys.

"Joey and I were thinking...there's a movie showing at the park. You want to come with us? That is if the great Kaiba has any free time..."

"Alright, but it better be now. I promised Mokuba to be home by 10 to tuck him in." Yami smirked and told Yugi that he'd be back soon. Yugi nodded. Yami placed on his coat and handed Joey his yellow over shirt. "We'll take my car." Seto said grabbing his keys and opening his car door. Yami shrugged and took the back seat as Joey took the front.

They got to the park after Joey had bought some snacks. "Skittles for Yami, M&M's peanuts for Kaiba and two bags of regular M&M's for me." Yami laughed and said thanks. Seto mumbled a thanks and started to eat his M&M's.

All three saw a big white sheet that was suppose to be the movie screen. Suddenly Yami's phone began to ring. He picked it up and started to talk.

"Hello?...Oh hey Yugi... Huh? What do you mean the kitchen is...HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?...And here I thought you were the greatest cook...Alright, I'll be right there...Of course with the fire rescue! Bye!"

Yami turned to Joey and he just waved his hand. "I don't want to know what happened to my house." Yami chuckled nervously and grabbed Joey's wrist, pulling him a bit away from Seto. Joey was a bit scared with the smirk Yami was wearing. "Joey..."

Then it hit Joey. "Don't say it!"

"Remember..."

"No!"

"This is a..."

"Oh god! Please! Don't say it! Not a..."

"...Date. Good luck Joey." With that Yami ran off but not without some M&M's getting thrown at him. "Damn you YAMI!" Seto raised an eyebrow at the shouting Joey.

'I'm going to get you for sticking me on a date...AND YUGI FOR BURNING MY HOUSE!'

Lady Ai/Sings some My Chemical Romance songs/ "ANOTHER SAD SONG WITH NOTHING TO SAY!"

Yami Ai: O.o Isn't that the new song that comes out with the new dvd?

Lady Ai: YUP! But I got to download it YAY! I LOVE MCR THEY ARE THE BEST /Keeps rambling on and on about MCR/

Yami Ai: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! and review n.n

Lady Ai: "He calls the mansion not a house but tomb, he's always choking from the stench and the fumes. The wedding party all collapsed in the room. So send my resignation to the bride and the groom!"

Yami Ai: I told you guys to get out of here and review!