Lady Ai: Hello! I'm so glad for some reason. Its like... wow!
Yami Ai: ... You didn't sleep the whole day, did you?
Lady Ai: Nope! Not a wink of sleep!
Yami Ai: -.-;
Lady Ai: Anyway, I like to thank all my reviewers with... ... ...COOKIES/Gives out free cookies for people who reviewed/ And for thoes of you who said they were fans of My Chemical Romance... ... ... MORE COOKIES FOR YOU! n.n
Disclaimer: Grr...Me no own...grr (Yami Ai: wtf? Talk normal you stupid authoress)
Warning: Do I have to say it? (Yami Ai: hai) Really? (Y.A: ...Really) /Sighs and mumbles 'This is a waste of space'/ You guys get the point right? Shonen ai...language...the usual teenaged stuff.
The Wedding Planner
Chapter Three:
Interesting Meetings
Xx Author POV xX
After Joey's little outbrust on Yami, Seto and him walked toward a tree that was prefect to sit on. A branch was low toward the ground, making a nice seat for the pair to watch the movie. They used their coat so that their pants wouldn't get dirty.
The movie started, it was one of thoes really old romantic movies. You know, black and white, all girls wearing dresses, the guys wearing a suit (A/N: Picture the 'Ghost Of You' video from MCR in black and white). Joey -loved- romantic movies while Seto... ...well, you get my point, ne?
Joey opened one of his bags of M&M's and dunked all of the pieces into his hand, throwing away the bag shortly after. He smiled and picked out all of the M&M's except for the brown ones. Seto saw as Joey scattered them on the ground.
"Uh, what are you doing?"
"Oh this? Yeah, um... well, I figure the brown ones have less artifical flavoring because they're already brown like the chocolate." Joey continued to pick out the colored M&M's and only ate the brown ones. Seto raised an eyebrow but shrugged. 'Idiotic thinking...'
As the movie played, there was this one part with ballroom dancing. Joey smiled as he finished his last brown M&M and stood up. He bowed toward Kaiba and offered his hand. "Care to dance?"
Seto, being the man that he is, pushed Joey's hand away and stood up himself. This time Kaiba was the one to bow and offer his hand. He looked up at Joey and smirked. Joey rolled his eyes but gave in. I mean, who could ever say no to Kaiba? Let me rephrase that. Who -would- ever say no to him?
They started to dance and romantically I might add. Kaiba's movements were graceful and Joey's were amazing. They shift here to there. Soon the other couples in the park started to dance as well. Kaiba looked down at Joey's hazel eyes. They stared deeply into each other. The song soon ended and, before it did, Seto bent down and gave Joey a chaste kiss.
Joey could almost faint. The most wanted man by both women and men had kissed him. It felt like heaven.
"So, Joey. Are you ready to leave?" Joey noticed the movie was over and Kaiba had stood up and placed on his coat. Joey stood up and also took his coat. Seto offered Joey an arm and Joey gladly hooked his arm with Kaiba's. They walked to Kaiba's car and drove off.
"It was nice...you know, just the two of us." Joey looked at Kaiba shyly. Kaiba glanced over at Joey for a moment and smriked. "Wasn't though?" Joey perked up and smiled. When he realized they were getting close to his house, Joey looked out the window to see...
Nothing.
I mean, nothing happened. No flames. No fire rescue. Nothing but Joey's peaceful house. Of course, knowing Yami, inside the house wasn't peaceful at all. "Well, here you go."
"Thanks. Good night, Seto!"
Seto nodded. "Night, Joey." As soon as Joey got out the door slammed and the window rolled down. Joey could see Kaiba's smiling face as he waved. Joey waved back and turned to open his door.
"OI! WHERE THE -HELL- IS YAMI?"
Xx Joey's POV xX
I heard footsteps rushing and a door slam. Then the stairs got impacted with a couple of feet. Soon I heard a loud thud and a crash.
"OH MY GOSH, YAMI! JOEY'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
"SHUT UP!"
"JOEY JOEY JOEY!"
Yugi hugged my waist. "What did Yami brake?" "He broke your favorite flower vase!" I pinch the bridge of my nose. "I swear, it's like I'm babysitting him every god forshaken day." Just on cue, Yami came in with a bloody scrape on his cheek and some on his arms. "You idiot." I go to the bathroom to get the first aid kit.
While I tended to Yami's cuts, he started to talk. "So, how'd it go with Kaiba?"
"Why'd you say there was a fire at my house?"
"So that I can leave you two alone."
"That was pretty pointless. I mean its not like I'm going to see him again, unless it's on the tabloids or some crap like that."
Yami shrugged. "You never know. I mean, fate plays in mysterious ways. OW!" I tied the knot of bandaged hard and smiled.
"Joey-kun! Kitwa-san called earlier saying that Mr.Deviln changed the meeting place for tomorrow. She said to meet him at the Spicey Dance Studio at noon." I nodded. "Alright, well then. I should get to bed early then if I should wake up at noon. Night Yugi-chan."
"Night Joey-kun!"
"And Yami..."
"Yes my dearest blonde friend?"
"Don't destory anything else frommy house."
"Yes Sir!" Yami smiled and saluted me like a soldier. I rolled my eyes and got ready to sleep. I can hear Yami and Yugi watching the news down stairs. I swear, the news gets weirder each day.
"Top news tonight! A new creation of mass destruction has been created! It is called RPP. We are here live with the creator."
"Miss Keket-" "Oh, please. Call me Ai." "Alright, Miss Ai. Do you mind telling us what RPP stands for?"
"Yes! RPP stands for... Rocket Propelled Perppermint." A long pause. "Excuse me... ... ...Peppermint?"
"Hai. Peppermint." "How did you came up with this?"
"Well one day I was attacked and I reached into my purse to get the pepperspray but then thought 'Hey! What about a peppermint?' So I take one out and the guy just stared at it, mouth agape. Then I threw it into his mouth and POW! His face hit the ground, choking to death. I told this to my friends and they said peppermint should be used instead of guns. I got to think about it and...well, now you got RPP!"
God, there are such things as really stupid people. And I mean -really- stupid. Anyway, I soon found myself fast sleep
Xx Skip to Noon, still Joey's POV xX
I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. I'M LATE!
I rush through the dance studio's doors and run up to the second floor where I am suppose to meet Duke. "GOMEN NASAI, I'M LATE!"
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm guessing you are the wedding planner?" I nodded and I take the time to look at him. His black hair was in a high ponytail like always and a dice hung on one of his ears. He wore heavy eyeliner that made his green eyes stand out. He wore a dark red tank and black leather pants. One hand was on his hip while the other was dangling by his side. He smiled. "I'm pleased to meet you..."
"Oh, My name is Joey Wheeler. Where's your er, husband?" He chuckled. "My fiancee is in the washroom, he'll be back in a few seconds. Anyway, I wanted to discuss the dance and music for the wedding." "Ah, yes. The most romantic part besides exchanging vows. I would like to see how the two of you dance."
"Oh, look! Here he comes!" Duke wave a femenine hand to someone behind me. I turn around and...
What do you know? Three guesses.
Blue eyes.
Brown hair.
Very tall.
And sexy.
Alright that was four clues but you get my point, ne?
Lady Ai: WOO HOO! The third chapter! The trouble shall begin! Woo!
Yami Ai: "Let's go back to the middle of the day that starts it all. I can't begin to let you know just what I'm feeling. And as the red ones make me fly and the blue ones help me fall. And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling. And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall, fall on your tongue like pixie dust. Just think happy thoughts"
Lady Ai: Yami... don't sing. You killed one of my favorite songs!
Yami Ai: Oh, like you do any better...
Lady Ai: I should, MCR is my fave band /sparkly eyes/ Gerard has the best singing voice, Frankie and Ray kick ass, Mikey is funny when he puts forks in toasters and Bob is awesome with the drums! I can't wait to go to one of their concerts.
Yami Ai: o.o; Um...kay. Well, we won't keep you any longer!
Lady Ai: As the song goes: "So long and Goodnight! So long and Goodnight!" n.n