Okay, so I got some reviews. Just two. Do you hate me? If you do, well, tough…. stuff. I'd say something crushing but this is rated "T" at most, so you are saved from humiliating defeat. Aren't I sweet? Anyway, thanks to Angels 'n Dreams (Anon.) and SMX Underground (?) for the reviews. Get yourselves something sweet.

I don't own Code Lyoko, but I do own Will, Cliff, Men in Black (A/N: I didn't know they were used in one of the last two episodes of the second season) and any other characters that don't seem to belong. I also don't own The Gorillaz. This takes place after the final episode of Season 2.

Chapter 1: Moving In

Soft snoring, car pulls up to the front of a building

(Cliff): Uh, William? Sir? We're here. We have arrived at Kadic Academy.

(chorus of angels sing in the background with Kadic's front in a close up)

(Will): Fi, five more minutes mom! I just have to… to….

Starts to snore again

(Cliff): UP AND AT'EM SOLDIER!

(Will): AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

(sits up and slams head into back of chair and falls out of the car moaning)

(Will): Owowowowowow! Jesus Cliff, what the hell was THAT for? (God my head.)

(Cliff): Sorry sir, but we're here. We have (finally) arrived at Kadic Academy.

(Will): Oh. Cliff, you do know that as soon as I walk through that door, I'm no longer your responsibility, right? No more babysitting. No more body guarding me.

(Cliff): No more big paychecks? Heh, Heh. Don't worry, kid. I'll be fine.

(Will): Oh, I know. I was more worried about me!

(Both laugh loudly as they walk up the steps)

Inside Kadic

(Principal): …and so you will be across the hall from Jeremie Belpois. Here is your schedule and school starts at 7:50. Breakfast is before that from 6:30 to 7:30. Jim will show you to your room.

(Will): Thank you, sir.

Later

(Jim): Here's your room. Now listen, if I see you in any of the girls dormitories I will make want to commit suicide.

(Will): Uhhh, right, sir.

(Opens door to see a made bed and empty dresser)

(Will): Wow, its, uhhh, small.

(Jim): Bathrooms are down the hall and showers right next to it.

(leans in close)

(Jim): And just remember, I'm watching you. Always.

(shuts door and walks away)

(Will): Whatever, dude.

So this is my new room. Oh, yeah this is really all out. You have your flimsy table and your blank, white walls. Oh, yeah, I'm living large.sigh Well, better get unpacked.

Later (Will POV)

(Will): Well it at least looks like my old room. Lets see…. Laptop with wireless connection, check. Mini TV and PS2, check. Clothes, check. Shower stuff, check. Backpack with school stuff, check. Nintendo DS, check. I-Pod, check. Now for the final gemstone on my room's crown, my geode.

(sets geode halves under the windowsill)

(Will): Muwah! Done!

(picks up I-Pod and plays Gorillaz Kids With Guns)

(Will):Buh-buh-ba, buh-buh, "kids with guns. Kids with guns, easy does it, easy does it, they got something to say "no" to."

(hums along with song)

Meanwhile (CL POV)

(Odd): …and anyway Sissy is just plain screwy. All she ever does is drool over you and look "pretty." Meanwhile, you fight an evil computer with your friends and defend a girl who was once a computer program for a majority of your life.

(Ulrich): Odd, I'm not asking Sissy on any dates anytime soon, so don't worry. And anyway, the only reason I don't ask Yumi out is, well….

(Odd): Yeah?

(Ulrich): You know!

(Odd): Yeah I know. I just want to hear it from you. Come on, just tell her! What's the worst that could happen?

(Ulrich): Whenever you say that, something bad DOES happen!

(Odd): Yeah, but that's not always my fault! Hey, who's that?

(both turn to face Will's direction)

(Ulrich): Must be a new kid. Hey Odd?

(Odd): Yeah?

(Ulrich): Do you think that his moving in across from Jeremy's room could be a problem?

(Odd): I doubt it. But I don't quite think I'm thinking straight.

(Ulrich): How so?

(Odd): I'm hungry! I don't think well when I'm hungry!

(Ulrich merely sighs)

(Ulrich): Whatever. I'm hungry too, so I guess we can go get dinner or something.

(Turn t\o leave)

(Will): Hey, wait up!

(Odd): Huh? WHOA!

(both stare at Will's scar and eye colors)

(Will): Sorry, I'm new here. Can you show a guy where he can get some grub? I haven't eaten since last night, and I am starved!

Will's POV

Either I have really surprised this guy or he has seen my eye.

(Odd): Dude, what happened to your eye?

Oh, yeah. He say it.

(Ulrich): Odd! Damn it!

(crushes Odd's foot)

(Odd): Ow!

(Ulrich): Uh, sorry. He's just an ass, but he really is a good guy, once you get to know him.

(Will): That's okay. I'm pretty used to the stare/comment on my eyeball. It's my own center piece.

(Ulrich): Uh….

(Odd): Geez, Ulrich! If you had let me finish, I would have said that that eye is the coolest thing that I have ever seen.

(Will): Really?

(Odd): Yeah! I've never seen something that COOL!

(Will): Uh, thanks.

(Odd): Now you said something about food right?

(Ulrich): Uh oh. Here we go again.

(Odd): Well? Come ON! I'm starved!

Later

(Odd): Ahhh. The sweet smell of FOOD! Come on you guys!

(Will): Your friend seems to like food apparently.

(Ulrich): Him being near a cafeteria is like feeding gasoline to a bonfire.

(Will): Yeah. Hey lets go. That smell is driving me crazy.

(both walk inside, then order)

(Will): Where to eat, where to eat. No place really open. Hmmmm. Maybe by that table back there by that girl with two other guys. (A/N: We hopefully all know who that is)

(Walks over to Sissy's table)

(Will): Uh, hey. Can I sit here?

(Sissy): No, this is for me and… AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

(Will's face turns red as everyone in the cafeteria looks over, including the Code Lyoko gang)

(Will): Gee, thanks.

(dumps his food and leaves the cafeteria; Sissy is hyperventilating)

I know that shouldn't have hurt much. But it did. Knew it would happen eventually. Why did I have to run like that? It caused more or less a scene as that girl screaming. Great. So much for being a "normal" kid. Although when have I ever been normal? Ah, crap! Might as well go to bed and wait until the bomb blast tomorrow.

Code Lyoko POV

(Ulrich): Damn. Poor kid.

(Aelita): Who was that? And why did Sissy scream when she saw him?

(Ulrich): Well, he has a weird eye and a nasty scar, so there's your second question. The first I can't answer other than the fact that he's new.

(Odd): Man that was bad. Did you see his face, how red it was? Crap.

(Yumi): Yeah, but I didn't see any scar or weird eye.

(Jeremie): I wonder what happened to cause that.

(all sit in silence)

(Aelita): Maybe we should talk to him. He seems like he needs a friend at this moment.

(Sissy): Why would you ever befriend a hideous creature like that?

(Ulrich): Oh, Sissy. I didn't see you stalk over here.

(Sissy): Oh, Ulrich dear…

(Ulrich): (sharply) I'm not your Ulrich dear. So stop calling me that.

(Odd): In answer to your question, Sissy, we sorta befriended you, right?

(Sissy turns several shades of red)

(Odd): Any paler and redder Sissy and you'll have Aelita's hair color down.

(Sissy simply leaves, stunned)

(Ulrich): Ouch. Nice one.

(Odd): Least I could do for what she did to that kid.

(Yumi): I think Aelita's right. We should at least talk to him.

(Jeremie): Yeah. I think we're all agreed on that idea.

(Everyone nods)

Meanwhile

Mom, Dad? Where are you when I need you? Please, I feel all alone.

(I-Pod turns on, The Gorillaz All Alone starts)

All Alone (echoes)
Leviticus!
Deuteronomy!
snatch a piece of my wonderin'
distant-far like yonderin'
skin of my tooth like
seat of my boot like
fly in my soup like
where's the waitress?
Can i take this, really, can i finish this?
These years and all these creatures−

(Will turns I-Pod off)

(Will): Damn music.