Lady Ai: Awh! I just love this. /Leans back on chair and drinks her cold soda/

Yami Ai: GEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!

Lady Ai: GAHH/Falls back on chair and spills soda all over herself and the floor/

Yami Ai: Genesis Lady Ai Perez, what may I ask are you doing?

Lady Ai: DAMNIT YAMI! NEARLY GIVE ME A HEARTATTACK!

Yami Ai: You are not answering my question. What. Are. You. Doing?

Lady Ai: Uhh...

Yami Ai: Exactly! Now you've had a long enough vacation, FCAT's are coming and if you don't do this now then you're never going to do it!

Lady Ai: Okay! I get it. I know and Im very sorry for not updating ANY of my stories. I've been such a lazy ass lately I. . .well really I have no excuse for updating so late. Please forgive me! PLEASE!

Yami Ai: Just do the Ra damn chapter already!

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The Wedding Planner

Chapter 6

Horse Back Riding HURTS!

Xx Joey's POV xX

Blurred. My vision is blurred. But I could still make out what I was staring at. A wedding. The guest seated looking at the newly wed couple. The bride was wearing her... actually it looked more like a guy. But anyway the bride was wearing the long white dress, holding a bouquet of white and red roses, and black hair flowed over thier shoulders. The groom wore a stylish silver suit that matched perfectly with his chestnut brown hair.

Suddenly the scene turned dark. All guest turned their heads toward me, surprised. The bride and groom also snapped their heads toward me. Then I heard water from behind me. The water flooded over the guest, missing me completely. The guest disappered when the water hit them. Soon enough the bride went with them as well as the water grabbed at his throat and pulled him away from the groom.

That's when I look directly into the eyes of the groom. We stood there, gazing at each other as the water evaporated into little crystals in the air. But sure enough, the crystals formed a circle around my waist and grasped it. I winced at the tightness and look up at the groom, reaching out a hand. He reached out too but it seemed like he couldn't move. He was stuck. He looked at me with apologitic eyes. I went wild with just knowing that thoes blue eyes are staring right back at me.

"Jou..."

"He's what? 25 around the waist?"

What?

My eyes fluttered open, back to reality. My eyes, still unfocused, fixed on one figure holding something that seemed like a blue rope. I bring a fist to my eyes and rub. When I could finally see what's happening, my eyes went wide.

"D-dad! What are you doing?"

"Taking your measurment my son! We need thoes measurements unless you want your wedding suit to hang all over you."

Measurments? Suits? What the- Oh!

I looked up at my father who was busy measuring my shoulder length. "How many times do I have to tell you? I am not going to marr--- Tristain! Hey!" Tristain had come into my bedroom carrying two glasses of orange juice. "Hey, love. Thought you might want some." He handed me the glass and I thanked him quietly.

I notice my dad smirk. "I'll leave you boys alone now. Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

"Eh, there's alot you do dad." The older man shut the door laughing. Kami, I hate him now. "Um, love?"

"Don't call me love." I told him. Tristian winced and nodded. "Joey. I heard you were going horse back riding today."

"Yeah. With my client's parents and his fiancee." I spat at the word fiancee.

"Well," Tristain drank some of his orange juice, "I was thinking. Maybe- can I come along? I mean, you're just gonna be the 5th wheel and that can be uncomfortable for everyone." He had a point, everyone was going with their other and I was just going to be a 5th wheel. But, I'd rather go with Yami or Yugi or Ryou.

"Yami, Yugi, Ryou and Bakura are out on a double date- which Yami hated with a passion because of Bakura. So they're busy. That means you have no one else to choose from but me."

Oh damn. Okay maybe Ma-

"Mai is busy with the dance studio and Serenity is shopping- more like window shopping- with Tea. Now you don't have a choose, do you?" I sighed. "Alright, Trist. You can come." He grinned. Why does it feel like I've made the biggest mistake?

Xx At Deviln's parent's Mansion xX

We were all getting our horses ready. I've just met the Devlins an hour ago and we conversed over the wedding and such. Soon after, Duke came in wearing lose black jeans and a black tank top. He told us to go set up the horses and that when Kaiba desended from the stairs. He was wearing a red turtle neck sleeveless shirt and rough jeans.

I could imagine myself drooling at Kaiba until Tristain hooks his arm with mine and pulls me with him. "Let's go, love!" What? He did not just called me his love. Infront of Kaiba no less! I looked over at Kaiba again. He had a sorta confused look on his face, an eyebrow up and his eyes scanning my hooked arm.

Soon we were outside on our horses. Duke's parents were lead, behind them was Tristain and Kaiba. Me and Duke were talking in the back.

"Hey, Joey. Who's that guy?"

"My fiancee..." I said and spat. My ass my fiancee. We are -not- going to get married.

"Oh? You bagged yourself a keeper! He's cute!" He winked at me and gave me a thumb up. I rolled my eyes. 'Do you want him? Cuz I'll gladly give him to you and I'll keep Kai- nevermind.'

It was quite for a while until Duke's mom got so tipsy with her wine she started to ramble about things. Then she started to sing.

"You know what song I LOVE guys?"

"Oh lord..." Mr. Devlin seems to know whats about to happen. So does Duke, he's face paled. Kaiba looked back at Duke and smirked. Duke glared at Kaiba and began to gentle bang his head on the horse. Kaiba covered his ears, so did the rest of us. Me and Tristain weren't sure but we had this feeling it wasn't going to be good. And our feelings were right as she began to sing.

"Waka Laka's a thing to play forever! Just to be together! Just to be together! Waka Laka's a place to be forever! Waka lake love and fantasy!"

Wow. Not only do I know that song, I play it on Dance Dance Revolution. She killed the song completely, she sang it so off key that my horse started to gallop faster and went out of control. It nighed and ran off to the right. "Oh my! Quick someone save him!" Mrs. Devlin screamed. I really couldn't see because I had closed my eyes shut for fear that if I open them, I'd fall off the horse.

Then I felt a hand around my waist. I open my eyes and look up. I saw Kaiba lifting me up off the horse and rested me over his lap. He stopped his horse and sat me up straight. "You okay?" I blinked and look around. My horse was being tamed by Devlin's father and Mrs.Devlin was spurting out apologies.

"Hey, love! Are you alright? You're not hurt, are you?" Tristain got off his horse and ran next to me and Kaiba. "Everything's fine, Trist. I'm okay." Except my ass hurts like hell. Stupid horse.

After a few moments, we decided that I should ride with Kaiba as Devlin's father held onto the remaining horse. Duke was talking happily with Tristain. To bad my luck isn't anywhere near me. Might as well be half way around the world to someplace I can't find.

"I didn't know you had a fiancee. And you were accusing me of cheating..." Kaiba smirked.

"Look, prick, this isn't about me! Besides, it was not my intention to get married off to one of my friends. So iy doesn't really matter but you? What you did that night is what I could call cheating."

Kaiba rolled his eyes and ignored me. I smirked thinking I had won the little arguement when-

"OOF!"

"I'm sorry, did I push you?" Kaiba chuckled as he trotted away. I stayed on the floor shocked. The asshole pushed me off the horse! What a jerk!

"OI! OI OI! COME BACK HERE! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GO BACK TO THE MANSION?" I yelled. Kaiba looked back and shouted, "You have legs don't you? Use them, mutt." What's with the dog comments?

After an HOUR of running around, we finally stopped and went back home. But before I could leave, I had to ask Duke to come with me and buy the flower arrangements.

"I'm sorry, Joey-san. I can't go, I have a very important buisness meeting and I need to be there. Tell you what, I'll lend you Seto tomorrow and you guys can go and pick out the flowers. I trust you to pick beautiful flowers, I can tell you have taste."

"Thanks, I guess." I sighed. Damnit, another day with Mr.Prickly-asshole-cheater. "I'll see you tomorrow than, Kaiba...-san." Damn, I hate being respectful to people I hate. Alright, hate is a strong word. People I dislike very much.

"I'll see you then mutt."

"Why the dog comments huh? Why?"

"Easy, you look like a dog. Ja ne." With that he walked off. I seriously wished I could shoot lasers out of my eyes as I glared at his back. Tomorrow was sure gonna be fun.

Lady Ai: Oh gosh, I'm horrible. I need to do all new chapters for all my stories and I'm being attacked by a story plot bunny now. I'm sorry that this chapter isn't funny but I promise that the next chapter will be. I mean, what's more fun than Joey and Seto in a flower shop? Remember review- even if it did suck this chapter.