Alright! So I had to write a dialogue for my Creative Writing class with two people in it; they had to have opposite views on something, but also have something in common. This is between V of V for Vendetta, and the Phantom from POTO. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: V and the Phantom are property of their respectful owners. V of someone I don't know, and Phantom of Gaston Leroux.
How Best to Win the Girl
V: (Fencing with a suit of armor, oblivious)
Phantom: (Sneakily sneaks in the shadows behind V and stealthily disarms V with his sword)
V: (Remains calm and collected) What brings you down here to the subway, Opera Ghost?
Phantom: (Keeps sword pointed at V) It has been brought to my attention that we both seem to have quite a difference in opinion when it comes to wooing a lady.
V: Ah, yes. So it would seem. And, obviously, my methods far exceed your own. If you even want to call kidnapping a young girl and threatening to kill her fiancée a method. (Smirks behind his Guy Fawkes mask)
Phantom: (Some semblance of anger forms on the visible side of his face) Oh, and I suppose that torturing a young girl until she doesn't care if she dies worked wonders for you, V? (Swishes cape for good measure)
V: (Eyes narrow menacingly) That, my poignant phantom, was for her own good. (Relaxes a little) Besides, it worked, did it not? She came running back to me, her vigilante V. And how did your method fare? Hmm? You practically scared the girl half to death, what with your 'Angel of Music' pretense.
Phantom: (Surprisingly unruffled. Swishes cape again for effect) Hardly, my vindictive V. The girl was quite taken with me from the very start! Upon hearing my captivating serenade, she was devoted to me. Until, of course, that foppish suitor reemerged in her life. But that's beside the point.
V: And what, pray tell, is the point you're straining to make?
Phantom: (Exasperated) My point is that a lady obviously prefers to be serenaded rather than to be whisked away by an embittered experiment and tortured for "her own good"!
V: (still as calm as ever) Did you forget, Phantom, that you also whisked Christine off to your lair? How do you think she felt then?
Phantom: Let me remind you, V, she came of her own accord! She willingly took my hand and came with me.
V: (Quickly) The first time.
Phantom: ...
V: And after that time, she didn't come willingly.
Phantom: (Collects himself) Yes, but after a bit more singing, cape swishing, and some tears she came around...
V: Ah, well. Perhaps both our methods fare well, what do you think?
Phantom: I agree, V.
V: Well! Now that that's settled, could you point that sword elsewhere?
Phantom: ...
V: (Takes sword off the suit of armor) EN GUARDE!
Phantom: TOUCHE!
fin.