Lady Ai: Since I just read like...a really long assed story and now have nothing better to do because I have no life, I shall continue with writing the ending of The Wedding Planner...I dunno...maybe...if I feel like it...
Yami Ai: Wow, I think this is the shortest intro to a chapter yet.
Lady Ai: yup...
Disclaimer: Eh...
Warning: it's rated T for a reason...I just don't feel up to typing them up :D
The Wedding Planner
Chapter 9
Weddings
xx Last Time xx
Joey sighed and mumbled to himself, "Jeez, what? Does it look like my home has a neon sign on the front saying 'PLEASE COME IN' or something?" Yami was staring at Joey. "WHAT?-!"
"Someone is outside waiting for you." Yami said a dull voice. Joey's eyes widened and he ran out like a bat outta hell only to see...Duke...crying. "Oh my god."
xx And now to our regular program xx
Joey ran up to catch Duke just in time before he fell on the lawn. "What's wrong? Duke, please tell me." Joey hugged the distressed man as Duke sobbed on his shoulder.
"I- I can't do it Joey! I can't go thru with the wedding!"
"What? Why!"
"I can't stand him! The way he's so perfect and I'm not! The way he sings in his sleep when he has the radio on, the way he always comes out of the shower with the towel wrapped like a girl would, the way he bites his pen while thinking, the way his constantly typing fingers keep taping ong that laptop of his! Arr, I just don't think I can thru with this!" Joey smiled and made a mental note of everything Duke had said. But then he frowned, 'what's the use?'.
Joey petted Duke's dark black hair and hugged him tight. "Listen to me," Joey pulled away a little to look at Duke straight in the face. "Duke, you love Seto Kaiba. And...he...loves you back. Who wouldn't? You're a great person. Don't give up hope on him. He loves you, don't you think that's enough?" Duke stopped sobbing for a minute. He stared at the grass and watched it grow. Suddenly he stood up, Joey looked up.
"You're right. Thank you Joey. I needed that." Joey smiled and hugged the raven haired man one more time. "No problem. I wish you the best." Duke smiled and ran off to his car.
Yami stood behind the blond and placed a hand on his shoulder. Joey turned around, tears in his eyes threatning to fall but he still held a smile. "Come on, Joey. We're about to watch a movie." Joey nodded, weeping the tears with his sleeve.
xx Next Day... xx
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
"GAH!" Joey fell out of bed. 'What the hell? It's not my birthday...OH IT'S MY DAD'S!' Joey quickly got dressed and ran downstairs to see a few friends of his and his dad's around a cake. 'Wait..'
"How the hell do you people get into my house?-!"
"Oh Joey, we have our ways." Yami grinned. Joey glared but shrugged it off and went to hug his dad. "Happy birthday old man." The older Wheeler puton a look of hurt. "I'm not old! I just grew-up." Joey rolled his eyes. "Please dad, you'll always be a teen at heart." He patted his dad's head.
"So, what's everyone waiting for?-! LET'S EAT SOME CAKE!"
"Do you only think about food, Joey?"
"Aw, Shuddup Yugi. You guys should feel happy because I didn't kick all of ya out." Joey got his plate of cake and started eatting.
Soon after everyone was either conversing or playing Scarmble. So far Mr.Wheeler was winning against his son, Yugi and Ryou. "HA! 5 points!" Joey yelled (A/n: I really don't know how to play, so deal XD ). Joey was about to put another piece when Tristain raised his glass and tapped it gently with a spoon to get everyone's attention. No noticed. Bakura did though. And being the nicest person in the world, he decided to help him.
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE MAN TALK BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL."
Tristain coughed as all eyes laid on him. "Ahem, thanks Bakura. I have something to say, other than happy birthday Joey's dad! Woo!" Everyone clapped but Tristain raised a hand and then looked at Joey. "Joey, remember when you wanted that Easy Bake Oven when we were younger?" Joey blushed and hid under the table as some people giggled. Tristain grinned sweetly. "Yami would you bring it out please?" Yami nodded and soon he brought out of the kitchen a purple and blue Easy Bake Oven and stopped infront of Tristain.
Tristain grabbed the oven and placed it on the floor next to Joey. Joey was still blushing but looked at his oven in curiosity. He noticed something was in the oven, he just couldn't see it. Then Tristain opened the small oven door and Joey choked on his breath. Inside was an open box with a ring inside. Said ring had one of the most beautiful diamond Joey has ever seen, and he was a wedding planner!
Tristain grinned at the shocked expression on his fiancee's face. "Joey, for the last time I will ask you this. Will you marry me? Say yes and I'll be the happiest man alive." Joey looked up at Tristain then at the diamond. He sat back up and thought for a while. He looked at the board game he was just playing. He picked up a 'Y' and an 'S' and placed them on either side of an 'E' piece. Tristain read, "Yes." He looked back at Joey and hugged him, kissed his cheek and cuddled close. Evreyone clapped and cheered. Joey was certain this is what had to be done. 'Kaiba's with Duke. I'm with Tristain. It's the way it has to be. -Has- to.'
xx Next Day (screw you, I'm going as fast as I like it) xx
Joey was setting everything up, waiting for Yugi to arrive. As soon as he saw the tri-colored hair shorty, he ran after him. "Yug! Hey, Yug', I need ya to do me a favor." Joey panting kneeled infront of Yugi. "Listen, my pop arranged for the marriage between me and Tris' today in a law office. I can't be here to take care of things cuz I hafta go right now."
"WHAT?-! YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME HERE TO DO THIS BY MYSELF?-!"
"Don't worry, everything'll turn out ok, got it?"
"No, no it won't! You can't just leave me here!"
"Bye Yug, thanks!" Joey ran off while Yugi started to hyperventilate. Yugi saw two fangirls of Kaiba trying to get in his dressing room. "I'm gonna kill Joey. You girls! Get away from there!"
xx With Joey xx
The blond released a sigh as he fixed himself up in the mirror. A little tug on the white tux, brush of the pants, comb the hair and he was out of the bathroom...
If he could get the door open atleast. "...Shit."
Lady Ai: Okay, yes short I know but hey! Atleast I updated so that everyone won't be in suspence with what happened with Duke! Some of you thought Kaiba cancelled the wedding and stuff so I just had to show you why Duke was crying
Yami Ai: The little snob...
Lady Ai: XD Anyway, I decided that this wasn't gonna be the last chapter because well, I wouldn't like it to end on an uneven number. So there ya go!
Yami Ai: The story is very close to the movie, except for the last part just now. Gen just wanted to be creative. And don't worry, it's just Joey being dumb. He pushed instead of pulled and he'll be like that for a while XD
Lady Ai: Well, there ya go! By the way, there WILL be an epilogue :D Why? Because the ending of the movie didn't satisfy my needs.
Yami Ai: So remember to review-
Lady Ai: Wait, Kath sorry but I promise this is the last time I update without you checking it first. I swear! Anyway, see ya later guys!