A/N: Glad you liked the last chapter! It's really fun writing this story. Anyways, here is chapter two, day two!
Angela gets up in front of everyone. "I just want to let you know, whoever put Dwight's bobble heads in the bathroom, it was not funny!" She said, angrily.
"Really? I thought it was." Ana-Lucia said, and Angela glared at her.
Jim and Pam smiled at each other.
Angela to the camera
"I don't like practical jokes. I can be funny, but not at work. That would waste time. I get paid to work, not laugh." She said.
Kelly and Boone by Kelly's workspace
"So…do you want to go out sometime?" Kelly asks Boone. Ryan, who is behind her, signals to Boone not to.
"Sure I will." Boone said, not paying attention to Ryan.
Boone to the cameras
"Kelly's nice. I don't know why Ryan doesn't like her anymore." He said. "She does talk a lot though…"
Michael and Jack
"So, Jack my-man, what's up with you today?" Michael asks.
"Nothing much." Jack says.
"I've seen you and Kate together. You guys got a little something going on?" Michael asks.
"No." Jack said. "We're just friends."
Pam and Kate
"So Claire said she couldn't come today?" Pam asked Kate.
"Yeah. She says it has something to do with the baby." Kate said.
Pam nodded, and they both went back to work.
Sawyer and Angela in the break room
Sawyer is eating a doughnut and Angela is getting a drink from one of the machines.
"So, you all work here all day, and cameras go around and tape what you do. Doesn't that seem…strange?" Sawyer asked. "I mean, if someone said something personal, the cameras would get it on tape."
"I don't mind the cameras." Angela said, and then she went to her work station again.
Angela to the cameras
"Sawyer seems a lot like Ana-Lucia. They both look like they're going to kill someone." She said.
Sawyer to the cameras
"I like Angela. She's the most normal person in this office." Sawyer said. Then he thought for a minute. "Except, she's going out with Dwight."
Pam, Kate, Jim and Jack at Pam's desk
"Yeah, I sort of like it here." Jack said.
"It's better then being on the island." Kate said.
"Um…not to be mean, but it sounds like you're all crazy." Pam said. "I mean, you said there were polar bears on a tropical island, a monster that ate you, a button you had to push, and Others that…took some of you away?"
"Pretty much, yeah." Jack said. "We were there for…four or five months."
"I never want to fly in an airplane ever again." Kate said.
"Sure you do Freckles." Sawyer said. "I think you liked it a lot there. Better then jail." And with that, Sawyer walked off.
Pam and Jim looked at Kate, but Kate just went to the break room. "What did she do?" Pam asked.
"Well…uh…" Jack didn't know what to say.
"She cut off those "Do not remove under penalty of Law" mattress tags, and someone told on her!" Boone said who was still drunk. Jim and Pam didn't say anything to that, and Jack and Jim went to there work spaces.
Kate to the cameras
"I hate Sawyer right about now." She said.
Dwight, Locke and the Michael from Lost
"So, you guys were on an island with polar bears?" Dwight asked.
"Yeah. It was a tropical island too." Michael said.
Dwight to the camera
"They are crazy. It is impossible for a polar bear to be on a tropical island." Dwight said. "I know. I had to do a research project when I was a kid."
Jim and Kate in the conference room
"Does Sawyer give nicknames to everyone?" Jim asked Kate.
"Yeah. All the time. It gets annoying." Kate said. "Does your boss Michael always act like this?"
Michael is in his office, swirling around in his chair, with Jack just watching him.
"Yup." Jim said simply. "So, are you and Jack going out or something? 'Cause you two spend a lot of time together."
Kate hesitated. "No. Were friends. Just like you and Pam." She said.
Jim to the cameras
"Kate's really nice." Jim said. "We're getting to become really good friends."
Everyone in the office at there work spaces
Michael comes out of his office. "Could I get everyone's attention please?" He said. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked at him. "Now, I feel like we should get to know each other a little better, so everyone get some chairs into a circle, please."
"What are we doing?" Stanley asked.
"Well, Stanley we all need to get to know each other a little better, so we're going to tell some things about our selves."
Everyone had gotten some chairs in a big circle, and everyone was sitting in them. "Now, I want everyone to tell everyone else what they did before they came to work here. Just the people from the "island" get to talk this time."
"I was a cop." Ana-Lucia said.
"Really? I used to be a volunteer officer." Dwight said.
"Dwight, only they can talk now. Please, next person." Michael said.
"I was a doctor." Jack said, obviously board.
"That's a…good job. How did you deal with all the blood?" Michael asked. Jack didn't answer.
"I was in a band. DriveShaft." Charlie said. Everyone just looked at him. No one in the office had ever heard of that band.
"I worked a fast food place, but then I…won the lottery." Hurley said. Everyone laughed, not believing him.
"Box company." Locke said.
"Oh, so this is kind of like your old job you had." Jim asked him.
"No. Not at all." Locke said. No one said anything else about it.
"I was a construction worker." Michael said.
"I was…I went to school." Walt said.
"I was a priest." Eko said.
"I was a military communications officer, and a torturer for the republican guard." Sayid said.
Everyone starred at him, trying to see if he was kidding. When they realized he wasn't, they went on to the next person.
"My husband worked for my father." Sun said.
Boone was asleep in his chair, and they decided not to wake him up.
"I…um…didn't do anything." Shannon said.
"I…didn't have a job. At all." Kate said.
"Good! We all know each other now!" Michael said. "Now, lets hear any complaints about everyone!"
"We've only been here two days." Sawyer said.
"Yes, well…anyways, any complaints?" Michael asked again.
"I hate Angela. Can I get paired with someone else?" Ana asked.
"Um…I'm sorry no." Michael said. "Anything else?"
Everyone stayed quiet, obviously wanting to get out of this circle and back to work.
"Ok, then back to work people!" Michael said.
Jim to the cameras
"Every time Michael makes us do something like that; I think that he can't think of anything more awkward to do." Jim said. "And he's proved me wrong every time.
A/N: Hope you liked chapter two! Review soon please!
