-1Chapter 2

"Are we there yet, honey-brain?" Kazooie complained to Banjo as they were walking through Wooded Hollow towards Mayaham Temple.

"Yeppers, I can-a see the Temple from here, Kazooie! Guh-huh!"

"He really needs to stop saying that," Kazooie mumbled

"What's that, Kazooie?"

"Nothing, nothing, nothing at all, Banjo..."

"Good, 'cause we're almost there and we shouldn't be wastin' our time with the small talk."

"Look who's talkin', buddy" Kazooie mumbled again.

"OK, Kazooie we're here!" They had just entered the world known as Mayaham Temple and were on their way to the kickball stadium to find out what was goin' on. They reached the kickball stadium, and Officer Unogopaz wasn't there with his usual grim face guarding the kickball stadium entrance. They walked inside, glad they didn't have to think of a lie to tell him so they could get in, and looked around the stadium. Nobody. Anywhere. Just Stonies practicing for the next game. Banjo asked one of them if they knew where anybody was.

"Yxre xtooopid bearaa nda brdbrainei weya canx nottia speekiox yorex laingaugeiaon"

"Err... Sorry, but we couldn't quite understand you, could you repeat that?" Banjo asked, very curious of their language.

"Nox."

"Sure...Well, Kazooie, I guess we'll have to find out ourselves."

"You got that right! These idiots don't even know english!"

"Now Kazooie, don't be mean, it's not their fault they speak... Stonian..."

"Right then, on with the search." Kazoioe interrupted.

"Well, let's go see if Bullion Bill's at his hut in Glitter Gulch Mine, shall we Kazooie?"

"But we already passed by the Plateau, I don't wanna walk all the way over there again!"

Banjo, ignoring the fact that Kazooie didn't do any walking or any effort whatsoever when they go somewhere, just thought of something.

"We-a could use that secret-y passage-y thing in Prison Compound, ya know, where we rescued Dilberta two years ago, that takes us straight there!"

"No way am I going through that gross tunnel!"

"You'll be safe and sound in my backpack, don't worry Kazooie!"

"Like that's any better," Kazooie mumbled.

"Alright then! Let's go!" Banjo said, ignoring Kazooie's rude comment.

And so they went over to Prison Compound and through the passageway into Bullion Bill's hut. No Bullion Bill. So they looked around Glitter Gulch Mine, looking in Mumbo's hut there and Humba's Wigwam, and then headed over to the train station there and decided to take a ride on Chuffy to the Isle 'o 'Hags stop (scenic Cliff Top) go off, and looked inside Mumbo's Skull.

"How 'bout that? No Mumbo! Wasn't expecting that!" Kazooie said, very sarcastically.

"You're right, Mumbo isn't here. This is very odd, he isn't anywhere. Well, since we're in Cliff Top, we might as well check in Jolly Roger's lagoon, to see if Mumbo is there, and if that jolly old Jolly is there, that guy is always so happy!"

"If by "happy" you mean "gay" then…"

"Oh, Kazooie, happy and gay mean the same thing! You get what I meant!"

"Right…..Yeah, in that case, Jolly is VERY gay!"

"Yeppers. Hey, Kazooie, do you mean…."

"Well, duh, Honey-Brain, took ya long enough…"

"Kazooie! Jolly is just a very happy guy who we found his soul mate for him, that Maggie person…"

"Yeah, he sure is "happy" as you call it…."

"ANYWAY, let's go and find out if anyone's there."