Chapter Two!

AN: One, I do not own Gundam Wing. Two, this chapter is all on Relena's 'visit'. There may be some Relena pashing and such. I hope you enjoy! Remember, read and review please!

LAST TIME

"Home! We brought a guest too!" Duo's voice rang through the mansion.

"HEEEEEROOOOOOO!" Rang through the house.

"DUO!" Heero yelled.

"Yes dear?" Duo poked her head around the corner, she was dressed as the male version she sported during the war.

"Your guest, is Relena?"

"Oh Heero! There you are!"

now

Heero cringed as Relena came into the room and hugged him. Too bad for her, Wufei happened to walk into the room. Duo and Hildi were ready to burst out in laughter.

"Onna! What in the world are you doing here? And why are you all over Duo's man?" Wufei yelled at her.

"Duo's man? No Chang, you have it all wrong. Heero is my man and I came here with Duo. I saw him and Hildi at the mall doing some maternity shopping for Hildi. I assume that they are a couple since they were they together. I asked them if I could go with them after I found out that Duo has been staying here with all of you. He really can be so kind at times." Relena sighed, looking starry eyed in Heero's direction.

"Ummm, who told you this?" Quatre asked.

"I did of course. Well, other then what she assumed." Hildi replied.

"You should never assume." Trowa stated, putting an arm around Quatre gently.

"Why, it's not like Heero is gay." Relena stated.

"You're right, but he is also married." Wufei snorted.

"No he's not, we are destined to be wed." Relena contradicted. "Isn't that right Heero?"

Heero held up his hand to show the white wedding band around one of his slim fingers. "I am married." He told her, knowing full well that Duo had something in mind.

"To who!" Relena screeched.

"Me." Duo picked up, flash Relena her black onyx wedding band.

"But Wufei just confirmed Heero was straight." She pouted.

"I am." Heero monotoned going over and kissing Duo softly on her little forehead, making her violet eyes light up.

"You assumed Duo was male?" Wufei asked, smirking.

"Of course he is." Relena was getting very flustered now. "Though he has lost a bit of his Gundam physic, in these times of peace. Not able work out Maxwell?" She had to do that just to feel better a bit. Duo in her male clothes looked like 'he' had a small beer gut, or the clothes were too big on 'him'.

"He has not! He is not fat!" Quatre blurted out.

"Duo, honey, I think you should go change. You have to be warm." Heero kissed her cheek and patted her off towards their room.

"By the way 'Lena, I'm Maxwell-Yuy now." She left the room finally.

"So how can my Heero be straight if he has married that boy?" She refused to call Duo a man.

"Because," Wufei began, "He is a she."

"Yep." Quatre agreed as Trowa and Heero nodded.

"Duo is my wife." Heero mono toned at her.

"Did he brain wash you all, Duo has been male since the day I met him and I assume all his life for all that matter." Relena was ready to scream.

All the while, Hildi had to excuse herself from the room for fear of laughing to death.

"Correction," Duo said from the shadow of the door way, "I have always been female."

Duo stepped out into the room. Her hair was still in a braid but now she was dressed in early maternity clothing. The black t-shirt she wore hugged her upper body nicely and the blue jeans shorts she had on proved beyond a doubt she was a she.

Relena sputtered and stammered. Her mind was reeling. "You-you-you…."

"What?" Duo asked sweetly knowing what was going on. Poor Wufei had a similar reaction. 'Except he passed out from a double bloody nose, feel down the stairs, got a conclusion, yelled for half an hour in his room, got a verbal lashing from me and finally excepted I was a woman. At least he promised not to call me onna anymore.'

"NO!" Relena ran from the house screaming.

"I wonder what got in to her." Duo said smiling, leaning on her lover.

Hildi was on the ground laughing by the front door.

TBC

I hope this chapter was better then the last.

Serenity Maxwell