Chapter 5

"Uhh... Hello...Bottles?" Banjo asked.

"Banjo! Oh thank goodness you're here! It's really me, Bottles!"

"And me real Mumbo!"

"Sergeant Jam Jars here! Ten-Hut!"

It was apparent that these were all the real inhabitants of the Isle o' Hags. Banjo and Kazooie were really getting confused now. "Bottles, do you know what's going on?"

"Well, Banjo, not really…. I was sleeping inside my molehill one moment, then woke up here!"

"But we talked to you a couple of hours ago…"

"How could you possible think that was me? No, no, I'm not quite exactly sure what's going on but it seems like everyone was kidnapped and imposters we put to work on the Isle o' Hags for some odd reason…"

"But earlier today, there was nobody at all!"

Bottles thought about this, then replied, "Ahh, well, that must have been when all the imposters were transforming themselves into our different bodies."

Now they were even more confused. "Huh?"

"Well, I'm not quite sure, but I think I saw all the people drink this sort of potion thing and all they all turned into whoever they were touching. I know this because Something grabbed my arm and I saw it drink this fluid and then a big "POOF!" occurred and it looked exactly like me!"

"Whoa, slow down there, goggles, you mean some jerks impersonated everybody to trick us?" Kazooie blabbed out.

"Most likely," Bottles replied, "I think it was…"

His sentence was interrupted by a voice in the distance.

"…to trick you into thinking everything was fine and then pull the old element of surprise? Is that what you were going to say Bottle Boy?" The voice was coming from one of the shadows. It stepped forward to reveal that the voice was coming from an ugly witch who resembled Gruntilda, except this witch had a body, and had green flesh like a normal witch, not just a pile of bones…

"I suppose you're wondering who I am. Well, I am an old friend of Gruntilda Winkybunion from Witch School, I believe she mentioned me in her superb game show, Grunty's Furnace Fun. My name is Sweaty Betty, but you can call me Betty."

"Whoa, hold on there, you mean Gruntilda didn't just make up answers for that quiz? So she really does sleep on a pile of shi…"

"Kazooie!"

"Yes, I'm proud to say she didn't make those up, however she did make up several bogus answers, like Saggy Maggy, who isn't even her friend! Anyway, you see, I was at my own personal Lair one day and wanted to get in touch with Gruntilda. I soon found out that her lair was condemned because she moved out after you two…."

"….Pecked her warty butt!" Kazooie interrupted.

"Err… yes… Anyway after I found out she went was buried under a boulder and then had to be revived using a machine known as the B.O.B, which failed due to you two! And now, I'm here with all of my classmates for our revenge! Grunty may only be a bony skull, but we remember her and will never forget what you've done to her! You will PAY! And, after I have got rid of you two, I will force all of your friends to be our slaves as we will RULE the ISLE O HAGS! And all of my classmates know it, and they wanted in on it. So I brought them and thought they might be handy. Turns out I was right. You two were so gullible! You fell right into my trap!" evil chuckle!

"Gulp. Uh oh."