Chapter 6 (Finally!)
Banjo and even Kazooie were starting to worry. They didn't know what to do. Normally, they have to go on an adventure through a bunch of different worlds and have unlimited time... I mean, uh, they have to hurry before the Witch succeeds in her evil plan. But this time, it was different, as Sweatty Betty had captured them and is threatening to kill them and make everyone slaves!
Betty then said "Get the bear and bird, my friends..." And suddenly, Banjo and Kazooie were being attacked by all the gross hags known as the classmates of a classmate of Gruntilda the Witch...
"Bottles! Mumbo! Somebody! Help!" Banjo yelped as they were taken away into a back room somewhere... near the back...
"I'll be back for you guys later, when you'll all be obeying me and doing every single thing I tell you!" Cackled Betty as she walked off into the back room in the back.
"Guys! Banjo and Kazooie have been taken away! We have to do something, we are their only hope!" Bottles said loudly infront of everyone.
JamJars spoke up, "Yeah, that punk always gets to be the hero, but now it's our turn!"
"We need to think of plan!" Mumbo said.
"But we're trapped inside this giant cage thingy!" King Jingaling said.
"Let's break out of this thing!" some unimportant backround character said.
"Look! Over there! a switch that says "Cage Control! It probably opens the cage!" another unimportant character said.
"How we press it?" Mumbo asked.
Canary Mary spoke up, "Is anyone or anything small enough to fit through the cage to press it? I want out of this cage, it reminds me of Glitter Gulch mine and how I was trapped in that one cage with the toxic..."
"And me of Prison Compound," Dilberta sqeaked.
"What about toots?" King Jingaling said.
"What?" Canary Mary squeaked.
"My pet that I always carry around, you know that little snail thingy... I bought him off my good friend in Gobi's Valley, Ruby, who used to live inside that pyramid... Maybe Toots can sqeeze through and go press the switch." Jingaling replied.
"What about my dilberta? She's faster than a snail, I reckons!" Bullion Bill outbursted, "And she'll probably fit right through!"
"That's a good idea, Bill," Bottles said, "As time is very important"
So they sqeezed Dilberta through the cage and she ran over and pressed the switch and it opened the cage and everyone was really happy.
"Wee hee! Jinjo! We're free! Again!" All the Jinjos yelped.
"Free again!" Canary Mary said.
"Into the back room!" Bottles said.
So they walked into the back room and suddenly realized it wasn't a backroom at all... It was... a huge place with tunnels and places to go and rooms after rooms, it was like... a lair...
Meanwhile...
"So, you thought you were all happy after you finished off my best friend, did ya?" Betty said, "Soon, I will have you finished off! Hahahaha! In a matter of days, my mind control devices will be finished and I will be able to put them on all of your little friends, and then, after you get to see them all miserable, I'll kill you both! It's perfect! That way you die in pain and misery from seeing your friends in pain and misery!"
"But, Betty, don't you think we should just kill them now so they don't try to seek revenge like in Banjo Tooie? Remember how Grunty waited for the B.O.B to be charged, and they came and got her? Don't you think we should just get them out of the way now, so they don't try to pull any funny stuff?"
"No, my friend, I want them to see all their friends in misery! We're going to do things MY way, OK? And just so you feel reassured, I'll put them in the steel box where they can't escape no matter what and even if they do, where are they gonna go? They're in the middle of my LAIR! They couldn't survive all of my tricks and traps!"
"But that's what Grunty said in the first game..."
"Oh shut up you! It's going to be fine, OK? They're in a solid steel box with guards and the whole deal. They're not going anywhere."