Hello my peeps and welcome to another exciting chapter of "Know your stars"! And now due to a random selection of names from a hat here's my next vict… err guest…
Disclaimer: (deep breath) IdonotownnorwillIeverowntheanimeseriesscryed.
Asuka Tachibana: walks up to 'the dreaded chair' and sits down
Mysterious voice: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…. Asuka Tachibana wants to be a ballerina
Tachibana: what? No I don't! That is a lie a sick and vile lie!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is overly dramatic
Tachibana: what are you talking about! I'm not overly dramatic!
Mysterious voice: I never said you were
Tachibana: yes you did! You just said it right now!
Mysterious voice: no I didn't
Tachibana: yes you did!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is completely paranoid
Tachibana: (twitching) I am NOT paranoid!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana whishes he looked like Sheris
Tachibana: No I don't! She looks ugly!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is terrified of round things
Tachibana: no I'm not! In fact my alter powers are balls after all!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana likes to play with his balls
Tachibana: that is a sick and disgusting lie!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is a pervert
Tachibana: I'm not a pervert! I saw that grown up movie by accident!
Mysterious voice: ……
Tachibana: uhh… I mean… you made it sound disgusting! (Shifty eyes)
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is in love with a moldy piece of cheese
Tachibana: no I'm not! And aren't you going to change my name so it sounds like girls name?
Mysterious voice: I don't have to…Asuka
Tachibana: I don't have a girl's name!
Mysterious voice: I never said you did
Tachibana: well you meant it
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is obsessed with Sheris
Tachibana: I'm definitely not obsessed with Sheris! She looks like a guy!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is in love with Cougar
Tachibana: I don't love Cougar! I don't even like him as a friend!
Mysterious voice: Asuka Tachibana is gay
Tachibana: hey! I'm not gay! I'm strait!
Mysterious voice: then why do you love Cougar?
Tachibana: I don't love him! He's a guy!
Mysterious voice: now you know Asuka Tachibana
Tachibana: No they don't! They don't know me at all! I don't want to be a ballerina dancer! I'm not obsessed with Sheris and I don't like Cougar! Do you hear me? He's a guy! A guy!
A/N sorry for the delay schools a b!#& any who sorry if it wasn't that funny, but hey I just go with what hits me! Oh and by the way for whomever's wondering I got this know your stars idea from you guessed it! "All That" now if you want an update faster just Review and I'll update when I'm not drowning in homework, and when I know who my next vict…err guest is heh, heh, heh! Until next time see ya!