BIGTOVEN: hello everybody! 'Dodges flying daggers and swords' wow! That was close! 'Gets hit on the head by a rock' owe! That really hurt you know.
Readers: stop stalling and get on with the fic, or you'll really be hurting!
Me: O.O wow, I didn't know I had that many fans! It sort of makes me feel happy, in a weird kind of way. And now without further ado, the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own s-cry-ed
Kazuma: cautiously looks at 'the chair', turns to walk away, then trips on a banana peel that magically appeared out of nowhere and falls back onto 'the chair'.
Mysterious voice: know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Kazuma secretly wishes to be a girl scout
Kazuma: What! I don't want to be a girl scout! I don't want to be any kind of scout
Mysterious voice: Kazuma, is actually a girl
Kazuma: what the #3! Are you talking about! I'm not a girl! I'm a guy! And a strait one at that!
Mysterious voice: whatever you say ma'am
Kazuma: gar… I'm not!
Mysterious voice: Kazuma is a two timing hussy
Kazuma: O.O where the h3! Did that come from? And besides, that would be Ryuho
Voice from audience: I'm not a hussy! Or a two timer!
Kazuma: you are and you know it!
Mysterious voice: Kazuma is in love with a shoe
Kazuma: why would I be in love with a shoe?
Mysterious voice: you should know, you're in love with it
Kazuma: That's it! Make fun of me one more time and I'm going to use the shell bullet on you're a$$
Mysterious voice: I'd like to see you try… shoe lover
Kazuma: that's it! 'Brings out alter and jumps up to attack the Mysterious voice' where are you?
Mysterious voice: Kazuma he couldn't find a snake if it came up and bit him
Kazuma: Stop hiding, and show yourself! Because I'm going to kick you're a$$
Mysterious voice: Kazuma is a child molester
Kazuma: There's NO way in h3!1 That I'm one of those sick F#3$ what the H3!1 Makes you think that I am!
Mysterious voice: then explain Kanami
Kazuma: 'disgusted look on face' that's it I'm really going to kill you now! 'Gets ready to attack'
Mysterious voice: I wouldn't do that if I were you
Kazuma: oh yea, well then just watch me 'going to attack, when arm suddenly turns back to normal, then straps magically come out of 'the chair', wrap themselves around him, and pulls him back to 'the chair' making him sit down, strapped to the chair' What the H3! Just happened!
Mysterious voice: I told you that would happen
Kazuma: No you didn't! You just said not to attack!
Mysterious voice: that's what I meant
Kazuma: Garr!
Mysterious voice: Kazuma, he lives in a sock
Kazuma: how can I live in a sock? Its way too small
Mysterious voice: then how could you live in one?
Kazuma: I don't!
Mysterious voice: 'cough idiot cough'
Kazuma: What was that!
Mysterious voice: idiotsayswhat
Kazuma: what?
Mysterious voice: Kazuma is an idiot
Kazuma: … Hey! I'm not an idiot!
Mysterious voice: yes you are
Kazuma: No I'm not! I am in no way an idiot!
Mysterious voice: then why did you say you were?
Kazuma: I didn't say that I'm and idiot!
Mysterious voice: you did just right now
Kazuma: I didn't 'thinks' aw $&!
Mysterious voice: Kazuma, he likes to wear frilly pink dresses with pink eye shadow
Kazuma: NO it's a lie! I don't wear frilly pink dresses and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink eye shadow!
Mysterious voice: now you know Kazuma
Kazuma: No they don't! They don't know me at all! I don't want to be a girl scout, I'm not a girl, and I don't wear frilly pink dresses! Hey are you listening to me! Hello? I'm NOT IN LOVE WITH A SHOE! I'M NOT!
Bigtoven: hello! It's me the one and only Bigtoven! And don't worry, I'm not dead 'Dodges flying daggers, and other deadly objects aimed at head' ah! Don't kill me!
Readers: tough! 'Aims guns, and other weapons at Bigtoven's head
Bigtoven: I'm just reminding you that if you kill me then there will be no more updates!
Readers: Dmn!
Bigtoven: phew! That was close! Any who I hope you like this! Think of this as a Christmas gift from me to you! Oh, and I am also proud/ extremely happy, to announce that my cruel humor muse has decided to come back! Woo hoo! Although it's not completely unpacked and everything, its here all the same! So I hope you like this chapter, and don't forget to review!