Bigtoven: err… well, where to begin? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, and once again sorry! I meant to update sooner, but, well err… cant come up with any thing so once again SORRY! Please don't kill me! Narrowly avoids being hit by dozens of bullets. Phew, luckily I remembered to buy this bullet proof vest. Dodges flying shuriken ahhh, it doesn't work for shuriken! I'll update sooner! Promise, just please don't kill me! Hides behind desk
Disclaimer: How a many times do I have to say this I do not in anyway, form or shape own s-cry-ed.
Ryuho: walks in and looks at 'The Chair' I'm not dumb enough to fall for That, turns around to walk away and slips on banana pill, making him land in 'The Chair' darn!
Mysterious voice: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars Ryuho; he likes to play with stuffed animals
Ryuho: no, I do not like playing with stuffed animals
Mysterious voice: Ryuho loves Kazuma like a brother
Ryuho: no I don't! I absolutely loath him!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho likes to collect china dolls in his spare time
Ryuho: I don't like to collect china dolls! (Looks around suspiciously)
Mysterious voice: Ryuho thinks the Easter bunny is out to get him
Ryuho: NO I don't! (Mumbles)Santa's out to get me
Mysterious voice: Ryuho thinks that Kazuma is his long lost brother
Ryuho: I just told you that I hate him! So why on earth would I think that he's my brother?
Mysterious voice: Ryuho thinks that Sheris is hot
Ryuho: that is the furthest from the truth! She looks like a guy for crying out loud!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho is madly in love with a sock puppet named Fred
Ryuho: That is a huge lie! I am not in love with an inanimate object! And I am not gay either!
Mysterious voice: I didn't say you were
Ryuho: You insinuated it by saying that the puppets name is Fred!
Mysterious voice: no I didn't
Ryuho: yes you did!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho, he likes to eat fried worms
Ryuho: No I don't! That's disgusting
Mysterious voice: Ryuho likes to eat worms
Ryuho: No I don't! And I just said that I don't eat worms
Mysterious voice: no you didn't, you said you don't eat fried worms
Ryuho: Well that applies for all kinds of worms!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho, he thinks that Sheris is a guy
Ryuho: It was an honest mistake! Anyone who saw her wearing guys' clothes would think that!
Mysterious voice: she was wearing a miniskirt, and a tank top
Ryuho: It was dark!
Mysterious voice: no it wasn't
Ryuho: who cares
Mysterious Voice: Ryuho, he thinks that Tachibana is hot
Ryuho: What! H311 No! I'm not gay! And he's a f$3 perv for crying out loud!
Tachibana: It was only one time! Get over it already!
Ryuho: never! Also, Garr, forget this, Zetsuei! (Stands up and uses alter power, Zetsuei then appears, then immediately disappears) what the… (Straps come from 'the chair' and drag him back down onto it) darn it!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho he is a playboy
Ryuho: What? Where did That come from! I'm not a playboy!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho, he secretly wishes to be a girl
Ryuho: No I don't! And how did this go from me being a playboy to me wanting to be a girl!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho he's secretly dating both Sheris, and Mimori
Ryuho: No I'm Not! (Quickly looks around audience) phew, safe
Mysterious voice: Ryuho, he likes to go through Mimori's underwear drawer
Ryuho: uhh… It was a dare! Cougar made me do it!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho is a pervert
Ryuho: No I'm not! Tachibana's the pervert!
Tachibana: I thought my turn was over! Why are you all still picking on me? It was only one time! And it was an accident!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho, he likes to look at pictures of himself in a Speedo
Ryuho: No I don't! That's just sick and wrong!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho, he likes to put on girls clothes and pretend he's a ballerina
Ryuho: I was five, and it was a dare!
Mysterious voice: Ryuho he likes to collect belly button lint
Ryuho: That's even worse than the fried worms!
Mysterious voice: and now you know Ryuho
Ryuho: What! No they don't! They don't know me at all! I don't think Kazuma is my long lost brother, I don't eat worms, I'm not a pervert, and I Do NOT collect belly button lint! You hear me! I don't collect belly button lint!
Bigtoven: phew! That took a heck of a lot out of me! But you all deserve it for my prolonged absence. But fear not as long as you don't kill me in a fit of rage for not updating for so long, I will update again! Possibly before next month if I can figure out who to tort… err, I mean have the voice "interview" next. So till next time, adios amigo/a's!