Chapter 2: Sunday, Part 2
Right. Part 2 is here. This chapter is dedicated to Brittany.. You were the one who came up with the.. well.. that'll be at the end. Again, reader reviews at the end. All I can say is that a really Sex-filled Romeo and Juliet is responsible for the.. thingy.. You're gonna have to wait and see what it is though. Thank you to all my loyal reviewers.
Disclaimer: see chapters 1 or 2... pref. 2… and I might have to add something … Oh yeah.. I only own the Hershey's kisses and Brittany owns the random doll leg… nothing else in that bag belongs to me… I also don't own Fifth Element. That line was said by Bruce Willis… lols.. He rocks… And I don't own Van Helsing either...
And now that everything is as it should be, I give to you… PART 2!
"Okay then. Would you do that? For me? Pretty please?" When Mortanius nodded, Bane jumped around and squealed.
"On one condition", Mortanius said with an evil grin. Bane looked crestfallen for a moment, then perked up, saying "Nothing is too much to ask for the lives of my furry little friends!"
Morty (A/N I had to call him that at least once) smirked as he decided the conditions of this agreement.
"Okay. If I do this… Not only do you have to give up the mittens for a year.. But you.. Have to kiss Moebius!" Mortanius said, bursting into evil, malicious laughter.
Bane's complexion paled to a sickly grey, then he shook his head and said "Fine. I'll do it for the bunnies!"
As Mortanius launched into a muttered incantation, the rest of the group all wandered into the bird section, save for Melchiah, who went into the Batcave. A/N I should probably tell you, the Batcave is basically a reproduction of a bat's natural habitat, complete with huge, bird eating spiders, cave cats, and snakes, and a nesting room, filled with baby bats…
TEN MINUTES LATER!
Tara, Sam, Rahab, Kain... Ah you get the idea... Every one but Emily, Zephon, and Brittany, ran screaming out of the bird section, hands clamped tightly over their eyes, shielding them from the sharp beaks of the attacking birds.
When they got out of that section, a horrifying sight met their eyes: all the animals on the second floor had sprung back to life and broken free of their cases.
There was a pair of lions chasing a group if zebras, antelopes, gazelles, and various other herbivores that were their usual foodstuffs.
There was a panda pawing at a garbage can, a cape buffalo (really big horns, really big animal, for those of you who don't know what it is…) running rampant through the corridors, and a large assortment of other mammals doing untold amounts of damage to the museum.
Then.. There were the reptiles. Dumah was being chased by an odd grouping of snakes and the crocodile.
Azimuth was backed into a corner being menaced by the anaconda, and other assorted constrictors.
Dejoule and Anarcrothe were standing on a bench, shrieking something about phobias at the top of their lungs, as a large group of turtles amassed at the bottom of the bench.
Sam, Justin, Chrissy and Tara were using fire extinguishers as clubs to fight off the alligator and king cobra, and were aiming blasts of CO2 at the large number of bugs at their feet. Sam was having an absolute panic attack at the proximity of the tarantulas and whip scorpions.
Moebius was running from Bane, who was trying to grab him for the aforementioned kiss.. Bane was followed by a very large flock/grouping of rabbits.
Kain was fighting off a pair of amorous beavers using the Soul Reaver, and Raziel was cowering behind Season as she used the lid from a garbage can to get rid of the large number of butterflies swooping down on them from the ceiling.
There was a loud crash as Melchiah burst out of the Batcave, swatting at the cloud of bats surrounding his head, screaming " THEY'RE IN MY HAIR! AAAH! GET THEM OUT! GET THEM OUT!"
Out of nowhere Zephon came streaking out of the corridor off of the bird section, chased by a very... Odd... threat…
He was pursued by a pack of wolves being lead by, of all things, a Kiwi, which trilled a battle cry and leapt upon poor Zephon. He was mauled horrifically by the wolves and kiwi, (A/N I was gonna put a more detailed description in, but then I'd have to change the rating… Plus, I'd rather let you, the reader, imagine Zephon's injuries) before he decided to play dead, at which point the pack left to hunt down the raccoons and other smallish rodents.
Emily and Brittany came running out of the bird section, looked around, did a quick check of the animals and said, in perfect tandem "OH SHIT!"
They booted it to the "Hands-On-Ecology" section. Just as they passed a fox chasing a stray rabbit, they froze.
Standing there, just inside the entrance to "Hands-On-Ecology" section, was an enormous MOOSE!
It stood still for a moment, as if sizing up the threat the two small girls posed, and decided that they were enough of a threat to warrant a trampling.
As it stalked slowly toward the two girls, Brittany whipped the Bottomless Backpack off her back and the two proceeded to rip through the items inside, trying to find something to throw at the moose to stop it. They found: a magazine, a random leg from a Ken doll, a huge bag of Hershey's Kisses, the entire Fruits Basket collection of mangas, a tennis ball, a DN Angel plushie of Dark, and a few other items.
They hurled the items one by one at the moose; the magazine, leg, tennis ball, and the other random items were absolutely useless. The Phantom Dark plushie made the moose sneeze, it ate the Hershey's Kisses, the mangas stopped it for a few seconds, as it attempted to read the covers…
As it got closer and closer, the search got more and more frantic, until suddenly, with a triumphant "EUREKA!", Emily held aloft… Ed Elric's automail leg!
She threw the leg straight at the moose, hitting it square in the fore head, and Ed's leg bounced onto the floor on front of the moose.. It stood, dazed and blinking, before charging again.
Everything seemed to move in slow motion. Brittany screamed "NOOOOOOO!" and dove after Ed's leg. She reached it, but just as she clutched it to her... She was trampled by the moose!
"BRITTANY! NOOOO!", Emily wailed, before a grim, determined look appeared on her face.
"You wanna play it soft, we'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard… We'll play it hard!"
So saying, Emily reached into the backpack and pulled out… A Grade 10 Academic Math Text book! (gasp!)
She squeezed her eyes shut, pointed the book in the direction of the moose, and wrenched open the covers of the book. From the open pages, black, writhing tendrils of Pure Evil snaked out of the book. They wrapped around Emily first, but then sensed that she had already been tainted by its evil, and so left her alone.
The tendrils drifted about in the air for a few seconds, as if sensing possible prey. They whirled suddenly and shot towards the moose. It tried to run, but as it was a huge moose, it could not move fast enough to escape what is essentially pure evil.
The Dark energy wrapped around the moose, and wrenched it back into the Math textbook, leaving a gasping Emily holding the book shut.
Emily ran over to the corpse of one of her best friends…
"No… Why did I have to do something so stupid as to throw Ed's leg! GAH!" She berated herself for a bit before she realized "Hey, there are vampires here.. I just have to sweet talk one of them into resurrecting her!"
The others by now had realized who was to blame for the "little mishap", and were now beating Bane and Morty over the head with Moebius's staff.
"Incompetent fool!", roared Kain as he delivered a particularly vicious blow to Bane's skull, "THIS IS NOT NOSGOTH! THERE FORE, YOU CANNOT CONTROL THESE ANIMALS! AAAAARGH!"
Mortanius reversed the spell, and they replaced all the animals back in their cases.. Except for the moose… Obviously…
As they were sweeping up the broken glass, they wondered "hey, where are Melchiah, Zephon, Brittany and Emily?". So, they went looking.
They found Melchiah huddled in a corner, surrounded by bats, and rocking back and forth, quite obviously traumatized.
They got to the "Hands-On-Ecology" section, they saw Emily sitting next to the mutilated body of Brittany.
Upon seeing the vampires, Emily jumped up, ran over to Turel, and asked "Would you be uber kind and pretty please resurrect Brittany? I promise she'll lend you Fruits Basket …."
Turel glared at her for a second, then grunted an affirmative. Emily and the others squealed and jumped up and down.
TEN MINUTES LATER! AGAIN!
Brittany was bouncing happily beside Justin as they stitched Zephon back together, then had Dejoule use energy to speed the healing process up slightly.
Rahab and Emily were sitting not too far away, with Rahab applying fluorescent orange Band Aids to the various cuts she had received from the birds. His wounds had already healed, of course.
Sam, Tara, Season, Raziel, and the other were attempting to get Melchiah back to this reality using a variety of methods, including beating, coaxing and loud verbal abuse.
Justin and Bri finally finished latching Zephon up, and said "I think we're done on this floor for today… Not sure what we'll do tomorrow… But for now, we go back to the food court."
There was a murmur of assent and the group filed downstairs to the food court.
However, waiting there was a most unpleasant surprise. Rachel.. Let's say her last name is… Simpson… was there, looking very much like some awful hybrid of Hillary Duff, JoJo, Ashlee Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan.
She started bitching at Emily, Justin, Season and Chrissy about how they sucked at Drama, and how she was sooo much cooler that they were.. They had all had a rough day, so they all walked over to a vampire, borrowed their weapon, and proceeded to butcher the vile wench. Needless to say, the vampires had fresh blood that evening.
This time when the green eyes appeared, they did not go unnoticed. Emily glanced over, caught the stare, and winked, nodding slightly as she did so. The eyes appeared to nod back, and then they vanished.
FINIS!
So, what did you think? Please read and review.. I have decided that the review replies for both this chapter and part 1 of Chapter 2 will go in chapter 3, as there was very little time between postings. I love you all! Oh.. the moose was all Brittany! lols!