Disclaimer: JRR Tolkein's character's aren't mine, as much as I'd like to admit it!
AN: Since lots of people who reviewed said they liked the couple of lines from the elvish drinking song, I decided to put together a whole poem. I hope that it's okay, as I have to be in a really specific mood to write good poetry, and I'm not sure if I was 'on' the day I wrote this. Let me know how you like it!
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The Imladrisian red wine,
Is certainly more than just divine,
Hey hey!
And yet it simply does not compare,
To Lothlorien's taste, which curls the hair,
Hey hey!
Don't forget old Greenwood's taste,
Who's many parties keep it from waste,
Hey hey!
The songs of old speak of Fangorn's Ent-wash,
One sip provides the most excellent nosh,
Hey hey!
Hey, ho! drink it down!
Turn the tongue, erase the frown
(quietly) Listen closely, hear that sound?
(shout) That be the town turnin' upside-down!
Bring the wine, the beer, the ale!
The best of the latter, you'll find in the dale
Hey hey!
Rohan's mead is known far and wide,
Warm's all but the coldest insides,
Hey hey!
The dwarven beer, we must admit,
Is better than most other grit,
Hey hey!
What else there is, we do not know,
But ask us to judge and off we'll go,
Hey hey!
Hey ho! drink it down!
Turn the tongue, erase the frown
(quietly) Listen closely, hear that sound?
(shout) That be us just stumblin' round!
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AN:Lol, how sad that's all I have to do with my time. If anyone has any ideas for tother verse let me know!