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midwifeceremony1 chapter 15 . 17h ago

First off, I just have to say that the comedy in this chapter was nothing short of amazing . You really got Rinka's personality on point. How she was just so straight forward with her question, especially since it was so personal, was freakin hilarious and everyone finding out made even more awkward and laughable. Same with Karma's statement on the intercom, genius and so him. They should really have a mute button so not everyone can pick up on awkward conversations.

You did an amazing job with keeping everything so clean and detailed but not dragging, especially with the amount of content in this chapter. The idea for the mosquito was very unique and creative. I love how you keep us guessing on who did this and only giving out little bits at a time. It really makes it more interesting to read and makes the story more wholesome and not rushed.

Keep up the amazing work and thank you for another wonderful update. Happy writing!

Midwifeceremony1, you really like my work and I'm happy that you liked how I do my chapters. I try really hard to make these chapters fun to read. Now on with the story.


_X_ HUNTER CLASSROOM SPARRING AREA _X_ THIRD PERSON P.O.V.

After they got back from the last chapter's last bounty, John and Nagisa were at the sparring area, both holding Bokkens as they stared each other down in the begging stances. On the sidelines were Toka, Kayano, and Karma watched them, with Takebayashi, Terasaka, Hazama, Itona, Muramatsu, Yoshida, Fuwa, Rio, Sugaya, Sugino, and Kanzaki sat down and watched them begin the sparring match. As John and Nagisa traded blows on the Bokkens, John said, "Just so you know Nagisa, I'm not planning on using Rock and Creed in this. I want this to be my own skills." Nagisa jumped over John as John tried to sweep his feet from under him, after which, John blocked the attack Nagisa made after he landed on his feet.

Nagisa then said, "I can tell John, I see you studied kenjutsu, was it available at the highschool you and Toka went too?" John nodded his head and said, "Not only that, but ever since I was a child, I was training in a field next to my family's house with a Dummy I set up on my own. I was able to win first place in any tournament that the place where I got Rock and Creed put into my neck. My handler said that I was one of the best sword fighters he's ever seen." Nagisa smiled as he got a blow on John's side, but winced as John got a blow on Nagisa's leg. This continued for a couple of minutes until the two fighters were too tired to continue. They decided to call it a draw and shook hands before falling to the ground, making Karma, Terasaka, and Muramatsu carry the two into the building's infirmary to rest up.

In the Infirmary, John was sitting up as Toka looked over the bruises Nagisa gave him. Toka then said, "Wow, looks like your bruises are healing nicely John." John smiled and said, "Thanks Toka, it's because of the Antimatter Serum I was given when I got the tentacles, I was also given a healing factor so it helps heal my wounds, like what happened with the knife wound at the Airport." Then Nagisa said, "Sure Wish I had some of that serum to help with my wounds." John was about to speak when an Idea came to came to his head and he asked Okuda to take a small blood sample from him.

"May I ask why you want me to take a sample of your blood?" Manami asked John, who told her, "If what I think is possible is in fact possible, then we can create some kind of temporary healing item for injuries from my blood, but I want to see if we are able to do that." Manami nodded her head and said, "Of Course, Kōtarō and I will get on it." She then walked to the Science Lab to begin the testing. Soon Kirara approached them and said, "Anyway, John, I just realized, it's October, which means Halloween is right around the Corner. I was thinking about having the headquarters turned into a Haunted House and give people free Admission, what do you think of that?"

"Hmm, That sounds like a good Idea, but since Halloween is so close, we don't have time to put it together. So maybe next year Kiara. This year, let's get a lot of Candy together and make little bags for the kids." Everyone nodded their heads and when they left the headquarters, everyone bought one big bag of candy to combine into little bags for the kids. At John and Toka's house, they made sure their Costumes were Ready for Halloween when they heard a Knocking on the door. When they opened it, they saw Hinano with a bleeding Nose and small cuts along her arms and legs. John hurried her in as he said to Toka, "Call the Paramedics." As Toka called the Paramedics, John got a nearby First Aid kit and asked Hinano, "What happened?"

"Taiga and I… we were on our way back from a date when we got jumped by some thugs. Okajima and I fought them off, but one hit me in my nose and made me fall into a thorn bush, that's how I got the cuts on my arms and legs. Taiga then told me to run, which I did. But he's still fighting those thugs." Hinano told John. John then asked where they got jumped and Hinano said, "Two blocks on the left." When Toka came back, John said, "Stay here with Hinano, I'm helping Taiga." Toka nodded her head and John ran out as she held her friend close as Hinano cried in her arms. When John got to the street Hinano told him about, John saw Taiga on the ground, not moving.

'Okajima, no.' thought John as he ran to check on his teammate. After he got to Okajima, he rolled Taiga onto his back and checked his pulse. It was there, meaning there was a chance. John saw a puncture wound and put pressure on it as he waited for an Ambulance to arrive. He didn't need to wait long though, as an Ambulance pulled up the paramedics got out and treated Taiga as John backed up and saw the blood on his hands. Soon a Police officer pulled up and asked John if he saw who did this and he told the Officer, "No I didn't, I was made aware of this by Hinano Kurahashi, a friend of my wife and I, she came into our house and told us what happened. I'm John Bertrand, Co-Leader of the Hunter Classroom Bounty Hunter Group"

"I see, well I'll make sure to let your group the status of your friends." The Police Officer told John. John nodded his head and said, "Okay, thank you officer, I'm going to go back to my wife now, have a pleasant evening now Officer." and after the Officer acknowledged John, he walked back to his house as the Ambulance rolled away and saw Toka standing in front of their house. John ran up to her and said, "I found Taiga, luckily I got there in time or else he might have bled out." Toka nodded her head and said, "They're taking Hinano to the Hospital where you took Miss. Yukimura after rescuing her from Shiro's followers."

John nodded his head and said, "I also found this near Taiga." John then took out a piece of Paper that read, "Outsider, Come to the Place where it all began, location is on the back side. and come alone John, S." John then said, "Have Ritsu contact the others and tell them to stay away." Toka then said, "But John, you can't go alone." but John told his wife, "Technically, I'm never alone, I have Rock and Creed. If I need to, I'll call them out and we will handle it." Toka nodded her head as she walked back inside the house and pulled Ritsu up on her phone as John got in his truck and drove to the location that he was told to go to, the place where it all began.


_X_ YANAGISAWA'S ABANDONED RESEARCH FACILITY _X_ JOHN'S P.O.V.

When John arrived at the address that was on the Paper, he told Rock and Creed, 'Be ready for anything. Something moves and you feel like you need to defend us, Go for it. Rock and Creed acknowledged John's Orders as he walked over the Rubble that was once the main gate. Soon he saw a Red Arrow painted on a wall pointing down a hallway and when John looked down the Hallway in the direction the Arrow was pointing too, there was another Arrow pointing down another hallway. John then pulled his pistol out and loaded a round into the barrel as he told Rock and Creed to attack on his command as he walked down the hallways that all the Arrows were pointing too until he got to a big room that was pitch black until the lights came on.

John then heard a voice say, "Welcome outsider, I hoped I cleaned the place up enough for you." then John said in a sarcastic tone, "Yeah, I'm totally getting a homey vibe from all the machines and science equipment." The Voice then said, "Come on, is the sarcasm necessary?" John then said, "Yeah, it was, now come out and face me, SHIRO!" the Voice did not respond, instead a man in a white cloak that looked like the men John faced on the Oil Platform. The man then said, "Very Accurate John, or should I call you; Antimatter Test Subject #6." Then John said, "Only if you let me call you by your actual name, Kōtaro Yanagisawa." But Shiro said, "Just Shiro will be fine."

"Then that's John to you, Shrio. Why did you ask me to come here." Said John as he slid his hand into his Pocket and activated the Call button and called Nagisa, who was with Karma, Kayano, Okadu, and the rest of the Hunter Classroom Bounty Hunter Group, except for Okajima and Kurahashi, as they listened in on the conversation. Shrio then said, "Why did I call you here? It's simple actually, help me rule the world and I'll give you what you want most." John then said, "Hmph, nice try Shiro, but I'm already married to the woman of my dreams, and nothing you can 'promise' to give me will not make me side with you." In the classroom, Toka teared up when John said that, but they then heard Shiro say, which at the very mention of his name got Sone and Aguri angry, "Ah, but I wasn't talking about Toka Yada, I meant your dear mother." John was speechless for a while until he said, "My mother is dead, killed by a man who was paid by my bastard father."

Back in the room where John and Shiro were in, Shiro said, "She was yes, but she can be brought back with the Antimatter Serum I have in my hand." He pulled out his hand and John saw the Antimatter serum. John then said, "It's kind of late to give her that, she's been dead for three months, she's already buried." Soon another light came on to John's left and when he looked, he saw his mother floating in a tube. John then looked back at Shiro and shouted, "YOU SICK TWISTED FUCKER, YOU GRAVED ROBBED MY MOTHER'S GRAVE?!" Then Shiro said, "Yes I did, don't sound too surprised, you did have your father sent to Jail for killing her. Now you can bring her back, just swear your Loyalty to me and you can inject this into the tube to allow your mother's skin to absorb the Antimatter and she will live again." John looked at the Tube holding his mother's body before looking back at Shiro and asked, "If' that's my actual Mother, how come I wasn't told about her grave being robbed and her body missing?"

"I hid my tracks very well, now swear your loyalty to me so you can have your mother back." Shiro said to John. John then shed a tear before he said, "I would rather not have my Mom back then to side with you." John then aimed at the Tube and fired live rounds at the machine, destroying it, making Shiro shout, "NO!" After that Shiro charged John, who looked at him and shouted as he placed his pistol back into its holster, "NOW!" At that moment, Rock and Creed appeared and grabbed Shiro's legs and threw him back. As Shiro got back up, he said, "So those are the famous rock and Creed. The Tentacles that you formed a friendship with before you married Toka Yada, who did she take that by the way." Rock wrapped himself around Shiro's waist as John said while also slamming Shiro against opposite walls, "She and the rest of my friends took it well. They harbored no Hatred, no resentment. None of them showed anything that I could that they wanted me gone from their lives."

"John's a freak." said Kayano's Voice, making John stop. In the Headquarters, Kayano gasped before she said, "I never said that, JOHN I NEVER SAID THAT!" Back with John, all he heard was the voices of his teammates as they said how John was weak, pathetic, and an idiot for trusting them with the secret of his tentacles. Then Shrio said, "Those don't sound like good friends to me John, does it?" Soon Rock and Creed spoke to John and they said, 'Don't listen to that John, they would never say those things.' but John wasn't listening to them. All he heard was his teammates bad mouthing him. John fell to his knees as Shiro said, "So, do you still want to be defiant, or will you join me and help me rule the world."

Before John could speak, Ritsu popped up on the screen behind Shiro and said to John, "John, what you're hearing isn't us saying it." John looked at the screen and soon saw everyone in the group and Nagisa was the first to speak and he said, "John, You know we care about you. You're one of my best friends, you got me and Kayano together, there's no way I would say what you heard."

Then Sosuke spoke and he said, "Not to mention me and Nakamura."

Then Kayano said, "You showed us Hanover and had the people who worked at the Hotel your family owns treat us like we were a part of your family."

Then Fuwa said, "Yeah, not to mention that we still need to do the Crossover with AzureWriter83 because he already has the first crossover chapter on his side up."

After everyone looked at Fuwa with a sweat drop, it was Sugino's turn to speak and he said, "You helped me avenge my family's death and even help me improve my pitching style in between Bounties."

"You also helped get both our teachers back." Kataoka told him.

"You made me the happiest woman in the world when we got married, John Robert Bertrand, don't you dare think otherwise. But not only that, but the Pregnancy test came back Positive, I'm pregnant again." Toka said to her husband. Soon everyone else spoke about how John had an impact on their lives. Soon Kurahashi appeared on the screen and she said, "John, I was just told what's going on, if it weren't for you getting to Taiga in time, he wouldn't be here to say this." Soon Kurahashi moved the phone screen to show Okajima in the Hospital Bed and he said, "John, you saved my life and I'm indebted to you. So don't let that fucker think you didn't have an Impact on our lives because if you weren't here, I would be dead and Kurahashi wouldn't be engaged right now." Kurahashi then pointed the screen back at her and said, "That's right, Taiga and I are engaged and it's all because of you John, thank you."

John was speechless as he shed tears, but tears of joy this time. But he wiped them away as he said, "Thank you guys. I'm glad I had an impact on you all." John then got up and said to Shiro, "As for you Shiro, I think I'm sticking with my original answer. So take your offer and stick up your dumb ass." Shiro then said, "You should have taken my offer." Shiro then pulled a Pistol out and fired a round at John, who was able to dodge at a fast speed. John then said, "Nice try Shiro." John then disappeared and reappeared in front of Shiro and punched him in the gut making him stumble backwards as John said, "That's for making Aguri Yukimura suffer for as long as you made her." John then punched Shiro across the Jaw before he said, "That's for making Kayano think Sone killed her sister." Every punch he landed on shiro was for a different reason as he punched Shiro over and over again.

"This is for causing the Moon to lose over 70% of its original size."

"This is for manipulating Itona into doing your dirty work."

"This is for manipulating Terasaka into doing the same thing you got Itona to do."

"This is for manipulating Kayano for the same reason as the last two punches."

"This is for almost killing E-class at the Pool Sone made for them."

"This is for having Sone's former Apprentice kill Kayano."

"This is for having Sone's former Apprentice almost kill all of E-Class before he killed Kayano."

"This is for Karma."

"This is for Isogai."

"This is for Okajima and what those thugs did to him, which I safely assume you paid them to do it."

"This is for Okano."

"This is for Okuda."

"This is for Kataoka."

"This is for Kayano personally."

"This is for Kanzaki."

"This is for Masayoshi."

"This is for Kurahashi."

"This is for Nagisa."

"This is for Sugaya."

"This is for Sugino."

"This is for Takebayashi."

"This is for Chiba."

"This is for Teraska personally."

"This is for Rio."

"This is for Hazama."

"This is for Hayami."

"This is for Hara."

"This is for Fuwa."

"This is for Maehara."

"This is for Mimura."

"This is for Muramatsu."

"This is for Toka."

"This is for Taisei."

"This is for Ritsu."

"This is for Itona personally."

"This is for Mr. Karasuma."

"This is for Miss. Irina, soon to be the Future Mrs. Karasuma."

"This is for graverobbing my mother's grave to try and get me to join you."

"This is for manipulating the voices of my friends to try to get me to join you."

"And this last one… is for ME!" and John punched Shiro's face one last time. All the while, his friends and wife watched him punch Shiro over and over again. As John panted, he looked at Shiro's severely bruised face before looking at his bloodied hand. John then began to walk away as he wrapped his hand in a bandage. Soon enough he heard laughing and looked behind him and saw Shiro getting up. So John ran up to him and kicked him onto his side. John then said, "Stay, the fuck, down Shiro, only warning." Shiro just kept laughing before he said, "If you want me to stay down, you'll have to kill me." but John said, "No, I won't kill." that made Shiro laugh loudly as he got off and took the hood that hid his face.

When John saw his face, John was shocked to see it, and he asked, "What the hell happened to your face?" Shiro face was horribly mangled, his skin was bleached white, and his hair was only growing in certain spots and he said, "This… this was done four years ago, when the Antimatter inside my was forced to be destroyed, I began losing my hair, my Skin turn Ghost white, and I found out recently that I'm slowly dying. I did a little research and the cure to save me is inside your tentacles." John was confused until he realized Shiro's main reason for trying to get him to join and John said, "You only wanted me to join so you could try and take my Tentacles."

"That's right, I NEED THOSE TENTACLES TO LIVE!" said Shiro as he charged John with a Anti-Tentacle knife as John jumped backwards to dodge a slash. John then pulled his gun back out from its holster and fired three rounds at Shiro's chest, but he was able to dodge them quickly and still charge John, Making him jump up and he told Rock and Creed, 'Stick to the wall!' and they did Just that and they stuck to the wall. Then Shiro shouted, "THEY WON'T SAVE YOU FROM ME!" as he jumped up to attack. John knew that he only had a few rounds left, he had to make them count. Just as Shiro was about to slide a tentacle, John pulled the trigger on his pistol and unloaded the remaining rounds into Shiro, who couldn't dodge them that time. Soon he fell to the floor with a Splat as Blood oozed out from underneath him. John then had Rock and Creed let go of the wall and slowly lower him to the floor. After setting his feet on the floor, he felt something wet on his right side. When he looked down, he saw that his shirt had a cut in it and was bleeding. John then looked up and saw a metal blade sticking out from the wall, he didn't feel it because of the adrenaline he had in him. John placed his hand on the cut to try and slow the bleeding until he found some cloth to wrap around his waist when he realized that he could just use his shirt.

After taking off his shirt, everyone saw his 8-pack abs and Ritsu said, "Is it weird that I'm getting aroused by John?" John stopped what he was doing and looked up to see all the girls, including Ritsu with their noses, and digital nose, bleeding. The guys were giving him a look that could kill if they did that. John nervously chuckled before tying his shirt tight to keep blood from coming out until he got to a hospital, or until his wound healed thanks to the Tentacles. John sighed and looked back at the screens and saw that everyone was still looking at him the same way since he saw them the first time.

John then said, "Oh come, you girls seriously can't tell me that the guys you're dating don't have abs?" Then Megu said, "No offense to Yuma, but he doesn't have an 8-pack." Getting two pissed-off looks from Toka and Yuma before they said, "Hey now!" making John sweatdrop before he said, "Ritsu, cut the footage, I'm done here." and Ritsu didn't respond, John pulled up Ritsu on his phone and said, "Ritsu?"

"S...S...Sorry, I guess I got distracted." Ritsu said to John. Making John sweatdrop again and said, "Oh no, not you two, this 8-pack is for Toka only, sorry girls." John then ran out , but came back and put a round through Shiro's head and ran back out again. John went around a corner and relaxed a little bit before he heard a familiar voice say, "Oh my." John looked at where the voice came from and it was Kayano, with Naigsa, Karma, Mr. Karasuma, and Miss Irina. Karma then handed John's Work Uniform's top to him and said, "Figured you could use it." John thanked Karma and slid it on as he adjusted it to keep the wound covered by the shirt he used to slow the bleeding. John then said, "I think the guys in headquarters have a new level of Hatred against me because of my abs, made all the girls in headquarters get a nose bleed, even RITSU had a nosebleed, a DIGITAL NOSEBLEED! Can computer programs even get nosebleeds?"

"I don't know, but let's just get back to headquarters." said Nagisa. But John said, "Actually, I think I'm gonna head back to my and Toka's house. If I go back there, the guys might try and kill me, especially Terasaka, Yuma, and Meahara, I'm worried that they might do something to have me go to the actual Hospital." Mr. Karasuma nodded his head and allowed John to go to his house for the night.


_X_ HUNTER CLASSROOM HEADQUARTERS, THE NEXT DAY_X_ THIRD PERSON P.O.V.

The next day John slowly walked into the headquarters to make sure that he wasn't going to get his ass handed to him. The night before, Toka came back pissed that night because everyone saw John's abs and she patched the side up so it could heal properly. John tried to explain to Toka that there was nothing he could have used and Toka said, "I know, I just wanted these abs to be our little secret." John then did something that he knows got Toka aroused, and he allowed his tentacles to pleasure his wife.

"Damn it John, I should never have told you that my fetish was getting pleasured by tentacles." Toka said as the Tentacles massaged her breasts and rubbed her vagina John then said, "That's why this is going to stay our little secret, and I hope you can forgive me." Toka knew that she couldn't stay mad at John for long and she said, "Fuck me, fuck me now." and John did just that as he and the tentacles helped Toka out with her Fetish. Back in the real world, as John slowly walked into the headquarters, he felt the presence of three people and they jumped backwards in a backflip and he landed on his feet to see Yuma, Mrahara, and Terasaka, standing there.

"Somehow I knew you three would be the ones to strike me first." John said to his friends, and Yuma said, "We only did that because Nagisa told us what you said before you went back home." Then Terasaka said, "We were a little bit Jealous, but nothing to the point where we'd ambush you and beat the living crap out of you." Then Maehara spoke and he said, "Besides, if we didn't get jealous, we wouldn't be good boyfriends to our girls, well Fiance to Megu in Yuma's case." John breathed a sigh of relief before he said, "In all seriousness, I thought I would get jumped on by most of the guys." The four friends then laughed before Yuma asked John, "Hey, where's Toka?" and John said, "Let's just say, she's taking a well deserved Nap, she and I kind of stayed up most of the night."

"Damn dude, you are one crazy mother fucker." said Terasaka. John thought about what Terasaka said and told Terasaka, "Your right, I am fucking the mother of my child so I am a mother fucker." Terasaka rolled his eyes and said, "That ain't what I meant and you know it." John just smiled and said, "I know, I'm just messing with ya." Terasaka and John then fist bumped as the four walked into the headquarters with the bags of candy they bought for Halloween was right around the corner, and they had to get the candy ready for the young trick-or-treaters.