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This is Kiki. Thanks muchly all of you reviewers. I shall give you cheese. –sniggers-.

IT'S THE NEW SHOW TO HIT THE WIZARDING WORLD'S TV!

DEATH EATERS CAUGHT ON TAPE!

"Hi, this is one of your hostesses. I think you'll recognize me; I'm Rita Skeeter by the way. For the next thrity minutes, you will see very disturbing videos involving 'happy' death eaters. If you have young children, I would advise you close their eyes. Enjoy!" Rita Skeeter said professionally.

Voldie was showering in his luxury shower.

"OHHHHHHHHH! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY" he sang, flapping his arms wildly.

If you looked closer, you could also see him using his bottle of Herbal Essences as a mike.

"I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY" He sang, running a hand down his chest.

Then he got out of the shower, putting his pink robe on. Then video ended.

Another clip came up.

A group of male death eaters were sitting around in a room, all leaning against a couch, and eating popcorn. In front of them was a TV. On the TV, random pictures of male stars were coming up. TOM WELLING this picture said.

"I rate him a 9 and a half" Said Snape. The death eaters booed and a bunch randomly yelled "no! 8!"

The TV screen suddenly filled with a picture of Snape. The death eaters in unison said "10!" and they all ran towards Snape, who ran for his life.

That clip ended, making another one come on screen.

Voldie was on stage, holding a mike. He was also wearing a blonde wig and red leather pants and a tight shirt.

"You drive me craaaaaaazy

I just can't sleep

I'm so excited

I'm in too deep"

Voldie sang. In a very scratchy, high voice. And he was shaking his body back and forth, which looked seriously disturbing.

"Crazy

But it feels alright

Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night"

He sang again. Now he was down by the audience, running a hand through his fake blonde hair. Then Snape pulled it off, making Voldie run away crying.

The video stopped, another one starting up.

Malfoy Sr. had his back to the camera. All of a sudden, he started humming. Then, he started singing at the top of his voice. "SNAPE'S DAD HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON. HE'S ALL I WANT, AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG! SNAPE CAN'T YOU SEE, YOUR JUST NOT THE GUY FOR ME! I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH SNAPE'S DAD!" The camera switched views, so that you could see Lucius' face. He was sitting on the couch, with his headphones on, painting his toenails, and wearing a face mask.

The video ended.

"Now, we're down to the last parts of our show. Here's the next scary clip," Rita said.

The clip started to play.

They had the song "Too sexy" playing in the background, with a runway set up.

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

Lucius walked down the runway in a bashful way, sporting his hot pink "robes" and swishing his hair.

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

Then Bellatrix walked down sauntered down the runway, her head held high, wearing leather and red high heels. She almost trip, which made the death eaters laugh madly.

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

Rodlophous, that weird death eater, strolled down the runway, doing the robot and had pink lipstick smeared by the corner of his mouth, his eyes a dazzling and shiny dark red, and his cheeks a rosy pink.

Then Amycus, the death eater in book 6, jumped up onto the runway, and tackled Rodolphous to the ground, yelling, "SHINY! SHINY! YOU HAVE VERY SHINY COLORS!" And was beating the crap out of him.

And Rodlophous was screaming in agony, but nooooo one cared. Haha.

Then Voldie suddenly appeared, shouting, "Okay! I'm here for the slumber party! Oh wait... this isn't a slumber party?"

He was in ducky pajamas that said "quack" and fuzzy ducky slippers, and a fuzzy ducky hat, and a fuzzy stuffed ducky, and so on.

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

Snape then stumbled out from beyond stage and ran down the runway. He had pink high heels on...

When he posed at the end, by blowing a kiss, yes Serverus Snape was blowing a kiss, he tripped and fell on a fellow death eater, his pink high heels high in the air.

"Snape, you're so gay!" chanted Voldie.

From then on, everyone always brang up the idea of Snape wearing high heels.

The clip ended, and the credits started to show while on the right side, a bonus clip was playing.

It was Snape, petting a wig.

"Yes, now you are mine. Must pet the wig, must pet the wig…" he chanted. Then Voldie came bursting through the room, and immediately started to laugh at Snape, who was trying to hide the wig.

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Hehe, it's kind of stupid, but it's random. Haha, lol. Next chappie will hopefully be up soon. Remember to review…

Kiki and Liz