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This chappie might be confusing... sorry if it is... it's just everyone's secert thoughts on events.

"Just because he's never snogged anyone in his life, just because the best kiss he's ever had is from our aunt Muriel," - Ginny, HBP

"And that was a good kiss too... i didn't wash my cheek for days..." Ron thought.

"Dad's having fun with the matches." -Fred GoF

Hm... can I find any sexual innuendo for that? Oh yes, there we go, I found one! Thought Harry as he fought off a laugh.

"I can't stop you from eating the stupid things yourself, but you're not giving them to first years." - hermione, OOTP

"Well, fine, I'll just use the puking pastilies for losing weight. Then I'll be like those super skinny models and then I'll be gay! Yay!" - Fred

Percy had what were possibly the least helpful words of comfort.
"They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be," he said seriously. "All right, the sweetshop's rather good, and Zonko's Joke Shop's frankly dangerous, and yes, the Shrieking Shack is always worth a visit, but really, Harry, apart from that, you're not missing anything."

Dang it, if you weren't so hot, Percy, I'd be really pissed right now... -HARRY.

"I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair.
"I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside..."

"Hey! I don't look like a baboon's backside! I look like a baboon's ass!" - Goyle

"You're alive," she said blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver.

Dang it, why do i ALWAYS HAVE TO LIVE! i would have died if i had known that i could live with Myrtle... -Harry.

"You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," - Fred

"God dammit, I hate caps lock!" - Harry

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

grr... flint touched harry. how DARE he touch someone that isn't me... he's gonna pay tonight... -Lee

"It was my father's," said Sirius, throwing the ring into the sack. "Kreacher wasn't quite as devoted to him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging a pair of my father's old trousers last week."

"Damn, and those pants were a good snogger too," - Kreacher

"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"Obviously, you've just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however."
"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

And of course there was that one porno magazine, but Harry doesn't need to know about that...- Albus

"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks."

"OK. What. The. Bloody. Hell. Well, I guess I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates from time to time," -Harry

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thats it. hope you liked it and understood it.

Kiki