A/N
this is probably going to be retarded. oh well. but i think its kinda an inside joke. This is Kiki now. I'm writting this for Liz... This is not meaning to offend anyone who has sent Liz a PM about me or something... Plus, I'm exageratting. THIS IS A JOKE! Liz will probably make me delete it though.
Liz sat at the computer, checking her email. She had ten messages.
She figured they were some reviews.
Oh, but she was wrong.
"WTF?"
Most of the messages said something that had to do with a certain dedication on one of Kiki's fics.
"WTF!"
The messages said something like this.
Liz, do you know Kiki?
She gave you a dedication!
Can you like try to get her to make a dedication for me?
Like oh my god, that would be so cool!
love ya tons!
Liz stared at the computer.
"Holy crap, I'm going to kill Kiki."
A few hours later, Liz walked into her house.
It was so silent.
"Hey, why is my house so quiet?" she asked herself out loud.
She went to fetch some sweatpants out of the dryer.
She opened the door of the dryer and there was a blonde girl in the washer.
Liz screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY DRYER!"
"Hey, did you manage to get that dedication yet?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Liz ran out of the house to a nearby pole and started to bang her head on it.
From the looks of it, it seemed like Kiki was going to get hell soon.
Kiki signed onto her computer later that night. She saw a review from Liz. She eagerly opened it.
Liz always has the funniest reviews.
KIKI YOU DOLT! YOUR RETARDED FANS ARE PMING ME AND TELLING ME YOU GAVE ME A DEDICATION! HOLY CRAP! DON'T EVER GIVE MEM A DEDICATION AGAIN!
Kiki put on a mischevious smile.
She went to the frige to get a snack.
A blonde girl popped out of the frige.
Kiki screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TRYING TO STEAL MY FOOD!"
The blonde girl smiled.
"Would you give me a dedication?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kiki screamed until she fainted. And then the blonde girl wrote the next chappie and it was crappy.
A/N
okay, like i said, it was a joke. I dont mean to offend you guys. LIZ I HOPE YOUR READING THIS! hey liz, post a review so everyone can see how you feel. LOL! BTW, read "A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words" by me and "The Grinch who Stole my heart" by Liz. They are awesome ficcies!
Kiki