A/N
I wrote this to make fun of myself. Enjoy...
Dedication: Liz. You know why I get hurt in this chappie, don't you.
Kiki was typing on the computer, the last words of her second oneshot. She was about to click the save button when.
BA BOOM
A swarm of angry reindeers pranched into my house.
"WFT?"
Santa, with all this plumpiness, sauntered over to me, looking as old as ever. Beads of sweat erupted from my forehead.
I thought I knew this was coming...
The jolly old oaf pulls out a scroll with little fat reindeers printed on it. The letter says:
Dear Santa,
She lies! she lies i tell you! i'm a good girl, really, i am!
"NO!"
"Yes, now I shall take your soul and your clone Sirius. ANd now your on... THE NAUGHTY LIST!"
Kiki slapped Santa.
And then he whistled that curseded whistle.
And all of the reindeer trampled her. And see looked like a fat head.
THE END
A/N
that was retarded. real chappies are comming up!