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Um. Hi. We haven't updated in forever...I know. Everytime you don't review a chapter, Harry becomes more of an emo kid. Muhahaha.

Dedication: Cookies and PIZZA!

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Hermione was sleepy, and a thought popped into her head.

I wonder what it would be like to be a boy for a day?

She spent a couple minutes, brainstorming up ideas on how different it would be, and then finally drifted to sleep.

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The next morning, Hermione woke up and screamed.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOOBS!"

Hermione had noticed she was no longer a girl when she went into the bathroom.

She had long curly brown hair that went down to half of her neck, muscly arms, a six pack, hairy arms and legs, armpit hair, and... well, you know what I mean.

Hermione wrapped a blanket around her body and scurried over to Dumbledore's office. Panting, Hermione busted into Dumbledore's office, screaming.

"Dumbledore, why am I a BOY instead of a girl!"

Dumbledore chuckled and his bright blue eyes twinkled.

"I thought that you should really see what its like to be a man instead of a woman. Have fun miss granger, it only lasts a day," Dumbledore said cheerfully.

Hermione's mouth dropped and she stood gawking at Dumbledore. She left the office very upset. This wouldn't exactly be her idea of fun.

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Hermione was pacing back and forth, muttering to herself. "Hey, 'Mione, what's wrong?" Ron called. They obviously had heard of the little... misunderstanding. Hermione whirled around.

"What do you THINK is wrong?" She yelled. He shrugged.

"I HAVE A PENIS, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!" She screamed. Ron turned bright red and started stuttering. The entire common turned to look at her.

"Uh... Sorry." She said, before running into the dormitory... The girls dormitory.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" She screamed as she came shooting down the slide.

"Looks like she's going to have to sleep in our dormitory..." Harry sighed.

Hermione had the most furious look on her face as Ron and Harry dragged her to their dormitory.

"Why do I have to be a boy and not a girl! This is not fair at all!" Hermione said irritably. Harry and Ron stared at her.

"Well... that must be bloody horrible..." Ron muttered. Hermione slapped him.

"Oiiii! 'Mione, you have got to not slap if your going to be a guy. Then you look like a wuss," Ron said, rubbing his cheek.

"Well, if you are man, that wouldn't have hurt," Hermione said, smirking.

Ron glared at her and Harry just sighed.

"Well, Hermione I guess we're going to have to get you in some of our clothes if your going to be a boy," Harry stated, getting up to fetch some clothes for Hermione to wear.

"Great. Just peachy," Hermione muttered as she unleashed her anger on Ron's pillow.

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Hermione sighed as she changed into Harry's clothes. Suddenly, however, Draco Malfoy came bursting in through the wall on a motorcycle (hey people, it's called Sprinkled Randomness for a reason, you know).

"MALFOY!" Hermione screamed.

"Yes," Draco smiled politely at her. Hermione gaped. He looked back at her. "I think I can fix you." He said.

"How?" Hermione said, wondering how he knew.

"Like this." Draco said. And before she could stop it, his tongue was in her (his?) mouth.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Hermione screamed as she pushed him off of her. She looked to the side, where the door was. There it was, wide open, Harry and Ron staring in, popcorn in hands.

"No, feel free to keep going!" Ron said as he took another handful of popcorn.

"RON. HARRY." Hermione said, her voice raising. Both boys sighed, and got up to help her. Hermione looked horrified.

"You are such a PRAT!" she yelled at Draco. Draco looked furious.

"Okay then. I'll run you over with my motorcycle then," he declared.

Hermione screeched and hurried out of the room, Harry and Ron hustling after her, trying to carry their popcorn without spilling it.

"AHH!" Ron screamed.

Everyone stopped and looked at Ron.

"What? I just spilt my popcorn. Now let's carry on," Ron explained.

Now everyone continued to run and Hermione was running so fast that... She ran into an imaginary pole.

"How can I run into this stupid pole!" Hermione questioned, rubbing her forehead.

The clouds suddenly turned gray and lightning struck with Kiki's insane face looking down upon her, laughing.

"Quit that! I am not allowed to run into imaginary poles! There not even supposed to be there!" Hermione raged at Kiki. Kiki didn't look to pleased. Suddenly, A lighting blot came down from the sky and made Hermione crash to the ground. Kiki laughed.

"If I can't make you run into an imaginary pole, then I can strike you with lightning," Kiki boomed.

The sky turned sunny again and Ron, Harry, and Draco all looked at each other.

"Popcorn?" Ron asked them. Harry and Draco nodded.

Then Draco ran them over with his motorcycle and took the popcorn.

"BAHAHAHA!" he laughed.

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Horray. A chappie. Review morks! Or prepare for an emo Harry!

-Love Kiki and Liz