Heres the thing. I read the original and it was bad to put it nicely. I also felt sorry for him. I went and wrote a plot and was going to send it to him so he could redeem himself. The problem was is that he got about 9 flames then deleted the story so I never got to send it to him. So heres whatI think it should have been like.

Thanks to Genisis D. Rose for betaing this chapter.

Shinji the Pimp

Shinji has been inside the Eva for almost a month. Ritsuko has been working long hours to get him out and all previous tries have resulted in failure. This is her last chance to save the young pilot from fully becoming one with the Eva.

"Are we ready to try again" Misato asks

"Just about. We only have to send Shinji's biorhythmic data through the plug and then activate the retrieval sequence and wait." The good doctor explains.

"I hope so Rits. I don't want to loose him. He's done too much for us to simply let him be devoured by that thing." Misato say bitterly.

Ritsuko goes through all the procedures then activates the it and hopes to god that it works this time. Nerv shakes as if an earthquake is happening. The shaking intensifies and everyone in the Eva cage falls to the floor. Girders bend, the observation bay windows shatter and the power cuts out leaving everyone in the dark. The shaking stops and the emergency power kicks in, illuminating the Eva cage.

"Is everyone all right? Misato asks. A multitude of yeses and grunts answer her. Misato looks over to the Eva plug only to see an empty plug suit and puddle of LCL. Misato run up to it, draws it close and cries. Ritsuko looks at the failed attempt, picks herself up and leaves to mentally bash herself over what could have went wrong.

Just then, the sound of a wet lifeless body falling to the floor echoes through the Eva cage. Everyone in the cage, including Ritsuko is just about out the door, turns and sees the body of Shinji Ikari laying still by the Eva plug. Just like before Misato quickly takes Shinji's body in her arms and cries in joy that he returned. Misato calls for the medics to take him to a recovery room to be checked over. Even though Misato was overjoyed that Shinji had returned, she had already noticed something that will be examined by the doctors. This something will not be easy for the doctors to explain.

Shinji awakes to a white ceiling and instantly groans. All of his memories are a blur and strange thoughts are moving round his mind. ((I can't remember. What happened to me? Why am I in the hospital? Why do I want sex and power all of a sudden?)) Shinji was brought out of his thoughts by a quiet voice.

"Ikari-kun. You are well?" Rei asks.

"I strangely have never felt better in my entire life Rei." Shinji shocks himself as he says Rei's name with such confidence. "What happened to me Rei?" Shinji was less shocked this time but more surprised that he had enough confidence to say Rei's name a second time.

"You were absorbed by Unit 01. You have been gone for a month." Rei states.

"Is that why I cannot remember anything?"

"I do not know Ikari-kun." Silence fills the room as Shinji goes into thought. ((What has happened to me? Where did this confidence come from? Why does Rei smell so good? Why can I smell Rei!))

"Ikari-kun why are you looking at me like that?" Rei asks. Shinji realizes that he was just staring at Rei while he was deep in thought. Suddenly, Shinji is fighting for control over body. He quickly looses the battle for control of his body and it acts on impulse. He pulls Rei close and locks their lips together. Rei, at first, is shocked at Shinji's action but quickly returns the kiss. For some time now she has had feelings for Shinji but never knew how to tell him. Now she did not have to. The two kiss and massage each other and then make passionate love.

Rei awakes a couple of hours later only to find Shinji gone and a note in his place.

Rei

I'm sorry that I had to leave but there are things that I have to do. I remembered things that happened while I was in the Eva but I cannot explain them at the moment. If you truly love me you will come to Misato's place as soon as you can. There you will make a choice that will determine your future.

Shinji xxx

Rei gets dressed and makes her way towards Misato's Apartment.

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