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------------------------The voices in my head are on strike!---------------------------

It's a lazy Saturday, no training today, what's a mutant to do? The new recruits and Kurt and Kitty, were just relaxing waiting for Bobby to get back from the groceries store with Jean and Scott.

"Hey guy's look what I got." Bobby said setting the package down, all the mutants ran over to see what it was about. "I just picked up 27 Redbulls! Time to party!"

"Vell bust zhem out Bobby!" Kurt yelled and the others verbally agreed.

Bobby unloaded them. "Well to buy these I had to promise Scott that we wouldn't get hyper and run amuck…" Bobby and Marc started to crack up.

Marc hi-fives Bobby laughing. "Good one Bobby!"

"None for me, thank ya." Rahne said turning down the drink.

Bobby shrugged and handed out cans to everyone else, but Kitty is hesitant to take one. "C'mon Kitty try one, they ain't that bad." Sam pleaded.

Kitty still looked unconvinced. "I don't know…"

"It wont hurt you…see." Bobby said opening his can and sipping it…then falling to the floor and going into convulsions. Kitty totally freaked.

"Get up." Jubes said wearily and kicked him in the ribs.

Bobby sighed. "I was just playing around."

Marc walked over to Kitty and handed her a can. "Kitty I tried tofu that one time, you owe me……I promise that it doesn't have any actual bull's in it." He teased.

She smiled sarcastically taking the can from his hand. "It doesn't taste that great…"

"Yeah kinda like your cooking." Jamie whispered quietly.

Jubes made a face as she took a drink from the can. "It kinda tastes like old black licorice and NyQuil."

Jamie giggled to himself as he remembered the day when Kitty tried to made candy.

"Redbull gives you wings!" Kurt joked, flapping his arms.

"Um guys…where's mine?" Jamie asked with wide adorable eyes.

Bobby put his hand on Jamie shoulder. "Sorry but I don't think you should have one."

"Why?!" He yelled.

"Do you remember last Halloween?" Ray asked taking a drink, "When you made a giant Tootsie Roll out of seventy-five smaller ones?"

"You ate it in fifteen seconds flat." Roberto added.

"Yeah and you were up all night trying to scare everybody with your Bill Clinton mask." Amara snapped remembering that sleepless night.

"If I find one missing-" Bobby started but was abruptly cut off by Jamie.

"Fine!" Jamie gave up and Bobby put the Redbulls on the table.

"Well now that that's settled, GO CRAZY!" Bobby shouted flinging his arms into the air and hitting a lamp and knocking it off it's set, luckily Marc caught it.

Rahne sighed. "Maybe we should go outside, I've got a feeling something is gonna break."

They all walked out except Marc, who went to get his jacket.

"Kitty wait?" Kitty was the last out but Jamie called to her softly, but turned away when she looked at him.

"What Jamie?" She said tenderly.

"Would you mind giving me a can, I'll only drink a little?"

"Jamie I sorry but," She paused as she was put under a spell by looking at Jamie's puppy dog-like eyes. How could she say no to that. "Fine but don't tell anyone."

She handed him hers. "Thank you Kitty you're nice and your cooking is good."

Kitty smiled, rubbed his head and went to join the others. Jamie waited for her to leave then gulped the entire thing in seconds. Then look at the other cans on the table and…

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Kitty crossed her arms and began to tap one foot. "That is SO not going to happen!"

"Why Not? I think-" Roberto started but was cut off by Amara.

"I don't care Roberto, we are not gonna do that!" Amara yelled clenching her fists and stomping.

"Please." Roberto Begged.

Jubes rolled her eyes. "No! No skinny-dipping! It's out of the question!"

Sam sighed as he look at Rahne. "How long have those four been at this?"

"I'd say about five minutes." Rahne replied flatly.

Bobby notice that Jubes looked like she was about to strangle Roberto, so he decided to step in. "Okay guys this is just getting old fast, lets think of something better to do."

Marc walked into the conversation. "I concur, as much a I would love to see it-" Kitty, Amara, and Jubes cut him off with three back hand slaps to his arms. "Okay…OUCH, that hurt. All I'm saying is…I agree with Bobby…man you guy have anger management issues."

"Ja but vhat are we going to do? There's nothing we can really do."

Bobby whispers something to Marc. Marc begins to walk away, but gets tackled from behind by Bobby. Marc rolls and pushes him off and then punched him.

-

Jamie was now sitting at the table in the kitchen, surrounded by several empty cans of RedBull. This won't end well.

-

"Bobby stop!" Jubes pleaded as Bobby and Marc continued to hit one and other, but it didn't help. Marc ducked out of the way of one of punch and then threw one of his own but missed and was bodyslamed by Bobby. Marc kipped up and hit him with an elbow then punched him square in the face.

"Please stop!" Kitty pleaded, panicking, as Marc picked him up and pushed him into a tree. Bobby was on his knees and tripped Marc, then picked him up and kicked him between the legs. "OMIGOSH, Marc!" She screamed.

Marc wobbled to his feet, Bobby turned and smirked at Kitty then turned hurled a punch just stopping an inch from Marc's face. Bobby smiled and Marc began to laugh.

"Okay will someone explain what's going on here?" Sam shouted.

"Me and Marc where in a drama class back in Massachusetts." Bobby said laughing.

Marc nodded. "Yeah we even learned how to choreograph fight scenes." The rest of the mutants gave the two angry looks. "Though Bobby I think you're getting a little rusty…you really got me that time." Marc said grimacing a bit.

"Sorry man," Bobby said rubbing the back of his head, and then turned to Kitty. "and sorry to you Kitty."

"Bobby!" Kitty shouted lunging at him but was restrained by Marc, and then she hit Marc.

"Ouch." Marc complained laughing.

"I think it's time for som'more RedBulls, be right back." Jubes said walking away from the madness towards the mansion. Just as she was about to open the mansion door, Jamie burst with out a towel around his neck like a cape and his shirt off.

"I am the one man army!" He shouted as he started run into the side of the mansion, creating about twenty-five clones.

"What's gotten into Jamie?" Ray said fiddling with the little pieces of hair on his head.

Jubes ran out of the house with some empty cans. "I think it has something to do with this."

Kitty slowly started to back away while the group was looking at Jamie.

Bobby notice. "You didn't?"

All the mutants turned to Kitty.

"You did!" Bobby said.

"But…I didn't…he promised…the eyes…only a little!" Kitty said mixing her words.

"We have ta collect 'em all now, thanks a lot." Sam groaned.

Jamie caught wind of their plans. "Never! Scatter!"

All of the clones took off in separate directions. "Okay guys, let's do what we do best." Bobby said.

"We are best at catching Jamie's clones?" Rahne ask as she morphed into wolf form.

Bobby sighed. "You know what I mean!"

"Actually I'm somewhat unclear myself." Marc said watching the Jamies' run amuck.

"Never mind, just get them!" Jubes yelled, and they dispersed after them.

Sam and Marc caught two each after having to tackle them, while Kitty got three to stop just by asking. Bobby froze five clones up to the ankle stopping them in their tracks. Jubes casually stuck he foot out and tripped up two, Rahne's plan worked to perfection as she turn half-way wolf form and scared three of them until they passed out. Ray and Roberto couldn't catch a single one and just started to curse a bit. Amara and Kurt teamed up to catch seven.

"We've got them all?" Jubes said counting the Jamies before they disappeared, "Wait where's the original?"

Jamie giggled.

Ray pointed towards Jamie standing by a tree near the fountain. "Get him!"

Jamie ran into the tree creating even more clones then ran away shouting, "You can take my clones, but you can never take my FREEEEDOM!"

---------------------Two Hours Later---------------------

All the mutants were jumbled lying all over the front room clothes burnt and tattered. All completely warn out from their day.

"Ray…can you move?" Jubes ask lying face first on the carpet.

Ray, who was slung over one of the couch arms, replied dully. "All I can do is blink…but it hurts."

"Mein fur hurts." Kurt complained.

Bobby said while lying on his back. "Yeah well…my pockets hurt."

"Remind me to hit you for that!" Jubes yelled from across the room.

Jamie was still rolling around on the floor. "Hey I'm the President, look at me!"

Two of Jamie's clone were running around but came to an abrupt stop as the collided head-on and disappeared.

"Jamie…I mean the Jamies are still at it?" Marc sighed in disbelief.

"I guess it got inta his blood stream." Sam said as he and Rahne were struggling to stand.

"Well he had to have had at least seven of them."

"How why did we listen to Bobby?" Kitty said on her knees.

Bobby grumbled. "You're the one who gave him one."

"I just gave him one!"

Scott and Jean walked into the room and sighed.

"He got you again, Scott." Jean said smiling.

Scott slapped his forehead. "I knew he had his fingers crossed."

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