me: my gosh! I haven't updated in months! Well school has already started and I'm only allowed to use the computer on Fridays and weekends...oh well...that's life for me... here's chapter 6 people! Sorry it's kinda short...
Chapter 6: Profanities and Misleadings
"Ino-chan, I really think we should go back," Tenten told her blonde friend as the two strayed off from the park to the main streets of Konoha, the white puppy Akamaru with them. "Everyone will get worried and I don't think Kiba-kun will like it if we just suddenly borrowed his puppy without asking him," she said.
"Don't worry Tenten-chan! He won't mind! Plus we need Akamaru to sniff out that pesky squirrel!" Ino said with angry anime eyes, Tenten sweat-dropped and sighed.
"Just give it up already Ino-chan, we've been walking for hours now," she said, the blonde then pouted at the older girl. Akamaru then let out a happy bark as it started running.
"Akamaru! Wait for us!" Ino said and ran off.
"Ino-chan!" Tenten said and ran after Ino, the white puppy continued running. After a while the puppy stopped wagging its tail towards a vendor selling dog food, the two girls stopped panting.
"Akamaru… we're supposed to be looking for a squirrel…" Ino said in between pants.
"Na Ino-chan… maybe he's just hungry…" Tenten said, and then as if Akamaru understood her he barked.
"But I don't have any money…" Ino said.
"I don't either…" Tenten said and the two chibis and one puppy fell to the ground tired.
"Hey, what're you kids doing here all alone?"
Kakashi somehow managed to calm everyone down by buying them all ice cream, the miracles of how ice cream could calm these chibis down but to buy 13 chibis each ice cream could take away a lot of money. Kakashi sat on the bench looking at his nearly empty wallet; he sighed and leaned back on the bench's backrest as the kids just silently ate their ice cream. 'It was worth it… at least they're quiet…' he thought and got out his book and started reading it, a while later he felt eyes looking upon him. Kakashi took his eyes off the book for a while to see who was staring at him, it was Kankuro. Completely ignoring the fact that his ice cream was starting to melt on his hand. "What is it Kankuro?" Kakashi asked, though he knew it might've been something about the book the chibi took a peek at.
"Kakashi-niisan, what does $& mean?" Kankuro asked, his made Kakashi's visible eyes widen humoristic anime style. "Kakashi-niisan?" the puppeteer said blinking confusedly.
"Kankuro-kun, what was that word you just said?" Sakura asked, overhearing the conversation.
"Oh you mean $&?" Kankuro said.
"What's $&?" Sakura asked.
"I don't know," Kankuro replied.
"Touchan what does $& mean?" the pink haired girl asked, tugging on the silver haired Jounin's sleeve.
"AH! Stop saying that word!" Kakashi said.
"You mean $&?" Kankuro and Sakura asked at the same time.
"Stop it!" Kakashi said.
"Why?" Kankuro and Sakura asked again, Kakashi sighed deeply.
'They're only kids…' he thought and put one hand on Sakura's shoulder and his other hand on Kankuro's shoulder. "Kankuro, Sakura, that word is called a bad word," Kakashi told the two.
"A bad word?" Kankuro said blinking.
"Yes a bad word," Kakashi said.
"So it's bad if we say it?" Sakura asked and Kakashi nodded.
"So would you two not say that word again?" the silver haired Jounin asked and the two chibis nodded with smiles. "Now go along and play," Kakashi said.
"Hai!" Sakura and Kankuro said and ran off with Sakura stepping hard on Kakashi's foot.
"Ah $&! That hurts & it! #$ you!" Kakashi suddenly blurted out, loud enough for all the chibis to hear. There was a deadly silence as everyone stared at Kakashi.
"Kankuro-kun, are those other words bad words too?" Sakura whispered to the older chibi.
"Um… I don't know… maybe not…" Kankuro said.
"What does #$ mean?" Gaara asked Temari who just shrugged.
"Ha! Ha! Kiba looks like $&!" Naruto said pointing an offensive finger at the dog-boy who twitched angrily.
"What is that supposed to mean!" Kiba said.
"I dunno but it sounds insulting!" Naruto said as he continued laughing at Kiba mockingly, Kiba couldn't take it anymore and the enraged chibi attacked Naruto. "AAAH! GET HIM OFF ME!" Naruto shouted fighting back.
"TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!" Kiba demanded.
"NEVER!" Naruto shouted back as they continued fighting, Chouji tripped on a rock and fell on his knee.
"Ow! &!" he said.
"Chouji what are you saying?" Shikamaru asked.
"Well Kakashi-niisan said it," Chouji said.
"#$!#$!#$!" Sasuke shouted energetically waving his hands around, he turned to Lee.
"$&! $&! $&!" Lee shouted just as hyper-like and he turned to Neji.
"&!&!&!" the older chibi shouted himself and the three laughed not knowing what those words actually meant.
"Shino-kun, why are everyone saying those words?" Hinata asked the boy next to her.
"I don't know, and by the looks of Kakashi-niisan those words are good ones," Shino said turning his head to the silver haired Jounin who looked horrified.
"Everyone! Stop saying those words!" Kakashi said running from chibi to chibi to tell them that those words were actually bad words… really bad words. "Gaara! That word is bad! Don't say it! And all the other words too!" Kakashi said.
"But what do they mean?" Gaara asked.
"You'll know when you're older!" Kakashi said.
"I'm older," Temari said.
"Not that kind of older!" Kakashi said and ran to Naruto and Kiba who were still fighting, with little effort the silver haired Jounin pulled those two away from each other. "All right, all right what happened this time?" he asked.
"Naruto said I looked like $&!" Kiba said pointing an accusing finger at Naruto.
"Naruto don't ever say that word again!" Kakashi said.
"What about the other words?" Naruto asked.
"Especially the other words! Now would you two PLEASE try not to fight each other!" Kakashi said putting the two down and letting out a exasperated sigh, then he went up to Chouji helping him up. "Chouji don't say that word, you too Shikamaru," Kakashi said.
"But I didn't even say any of those words!" Shikamaru said but Kakashi ignored him.
"Kakashi-niisan can I have a bandage?" Chouji said.
"Yeah sure," Kakashi said giving a bandage to Chouji and leaving the two, Chouji blinked at the bandage and turned to Shikamaru.
"Do you know how to put a bandage on?" Chouji asked him.
"Don't look at me I'm only 5," Shikamaru said, Kakashi immediately went up to the three who were still chanting swears. Sasuke opened his mouth to chant his profanity but before he could do that Kakashi put a lollipop in his mouth interrupting him, the silver haired Jounin did the same to the other two. Now instead of saying bad words they were happily sucking their different flavored lollipops.
"Now if you two will stop saying those words I'll give you more, so don't say them anymore okay?" Kakashi said and the three chibis nodded happily, he then ran into Hinata and Shino. "You two—"Kakashi stopped as he remembered that they hadn't said any bad words, the two chibis looked up to him and blinked. "Um… uh… never mind…" he said and left the two on their own as he sat on the bench sighing deeply, the chibis started playing peacefully. 'Finally…' he thought an he went back to his book, after a while a guy came in the park and sat next to Kakashi on the bench.
"Whoa, how old were you when you married?" he asked.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Kakashi asked turning away from his book.
"What I mean is that you must've married young to have 13 children," the guy said with a cheeky grin making Kakashi's visible eye widen in a humoristic anime style. "You must be a real player," he said making Kakashi choke heavily. "Hey dude you all right?" the guy asked.
"Um… yeah…" Kakashi said and the guy turned back to watching the chibis play.
"You know what really strikes me is that neither of these kids have silver hair, no way, don't tell me, you had more than one wife?" the guy said, his cheeky grin getting cheekier. Now this made Kakashi want to shrink on the spot.
"NO! You don't get it! They're not my children! I'm just uh… babysitting!" Kakashi said and the guy gave him a look.
"Well why didn't you say so?" he said and Kakashi fell in anime form as the guy stood up. "Well I must get going now, see you," he said and left just as suddenly as he appeared, Kakashi stared after him with half-moon eyes.
'Me? Having this many children? He has got to be kidding…' Kakashi thought and went back to his book.
me: ah well I'm done...there was supposed to be four of those symbol thingies to make one bad word but then you know things were only random bad words so think what you want to think. I did't let Shino and Hinata say those words because Shino's just too serious and Hinata's too innocent.
kittyclaw: hehehe, Kankuro...such a little chibi perv...sorry for the wait.Classes and all.
Lady Awesome: um...okay...don't worry you're not the only one who gets crazy when hyper .I know how you feel. When I'm hyper I jump around like a lunatic .. heheheheheheheheheheheheh...so many 'h' and 'e' .
Sakura4eva: I know, I know, poor Kakashi. first the chibis force him to give them piggy-backs and now he's trying to prevent them in saying bad words...well...that was partially his fault anyway
DemonKeyblader: I'll keep this story going all right wouldn't want this to end all of the sudden...though the updates will be late since I have classes and no inspiration..
Lilina: hehe...U wow...I really didn't expect my first non-oneshot Naruto fic to be this good...just like my first fic...I thought it wasn't so good but then the reviewers were...always complementing...o.o