Chapter 2 Unfortunate Situation
(The Griffins are now in the visitor's kiosk in the capital of San Jose. And knowing Peter he goes up to the person behind the desk and tries to ask them where things are but he doesn't know Spanish so he mocks it)
The employee: Que
Peter: Que pasta shoe Costa teleaphona
The employee: Que
Lois: What he's trying to say is do you know where a phone is?
The employee: It's right down the hall.
Peter: You can speak English?
The employee: I have known it for like 4 years now I hate it though it's stupid.
Chris: yeah it is especially at school
Stewie: I remember one time I killed English for a few weeks till they found new ones.
(Flashbacks Start)
(You see Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and Adverbs in a room around a table having a meeting)
Verbs: the English interest has when down by 68 percent were likely to be killed now
(You hear a knock on the door)
Nouns: Come in
Verbs Adviser: Delivery from Stewie Griffin.
Verbs: why who is this oh my God it's a BOMB!
(Bang the whole building blows up without warning)
(Ends Flashback)
Peter: Ok good we can call a hotel here
(5 minutes later)
Peter: Ok we got a room at the Costa Rican, Room 21.
Lois: Ok let's go then
(The Griffins start walking down the street)
Brian: Wow this is a nice place for vacation, huh?
Stewie: Yes Dog it would be minus the drugs, violence, and sex but wait that's all it is, isn't it?
Lois: Yeah, maybe this isn't the best place for the kids.
Peter: Don't be silly drugs and violence can be good for a child. But remember to much can be bad
Lois: Peter that's not…
Peter: No Lois I think I know what I'm doing.
(Then a guy with a bag of white powder popped on the alley and into the street and confronted the Griffins)
Meg and Chris: Ah what the hell?
The Guy: What are you doing here are you from the other gang, Do I know you?
Peter: No Man I'm from America on vacation.
The Guy: so you are evil, you must die.
(Then the guy starts firing bullets at them rapidly)
Peter: its ok we can run into that dense, dangerous, and never-ending rainforest for protection.
(So they ran into the forest but then they noticed something they didn't know their way out. So in a weak breath Brian said)
Brian: We should stop running before we get….lost.
(Then there's a sign saying your lost in the rainforest have a nice stay)
Stewie: That is like the most pointless sign. I guess we will just have to find a way out without a map.