Chapter 3 Rainforest Civilized
(Now they are all in the rain forest panicked besides Peter who is trying to come up with some good plan)
Brian: oh man now we are stuck here without food or water.
Meg: (Starts crying) some vacation this is turned out to be; now I can't meet any new guys.
Peter: You wouldn't have got one anyway.
Peter: its ok we can make huts out of these trees, vines, and snakes
Lois: and then we can collect…wait Peter there's a snake on you.
Peter: Ah crap (Peter runs around crazed) Ok its off now and we can cook things like deer and boars for food.
Lois: we can collect water from the trees to get water, so how does that sound.
Brian: I guess it would be ok. It would be better than when we moved to London. I didn't like those people.
(Bet you are expecting a flashback here, huh?)
(So the Griffins get used to life in the rainforest learning patterns it goes through, meeting the locals and exploring)
Peter: so yeah Mr. Anaconda it is. Yeah. I was wondering if I could have that deer you got there.
(The Anaconda snaps towards his hand)
Peter: I guess not
Peter: Hey Mr. Leopard what you doing in that tree looking at me?
(It plunges at Peter)
Peter: Oh crap get off me stupid thing
(After Peter got clawed a little it let him go and he went back to the house he had made and talked to Lois)
Lois: What happened to you Peter?
Peter: Mr. Leopard tried to kill me yeah but he was cool at poker night last night
Lois: Have poker nights we have only been here for two nights?
Peter: Yeah it's a guy stereotype.
(Starts Flashback)
(Peter, Mr. Leopard, Mr. Anaconda, Mr. Boar, and Mr. Panther sitting around a table at Mr. Boars house playing so Texas hold em')
Mr. Leopard: I'm going all in.
Mr. Anaconda: Fold
Mr. Boar: I'm Folding
Mr. Panther: I am also
Peter: I will call. All In!
Mr. Leopard: that was foolish I have a Full House
Peter: oh crap I have a four of a kind. I guess I win
Mr. Leopard: I will get you back, Peter don't worry
Peter: Ok sure
(Flashback Ends)
Peter: How's Stewie adjusting?
Lois: he having fun playing with the baby jaguars, look.
Stewie: That's good keep scratching my back wait too, deep ahAH!
Stewie: Jaguar 1 do you remember what happens when you do something bad. Death!
(Stewie then shoots the jaguar and kills)
Peter: That's good me and Chris are going to explore for more stuff to do so be back
Lois: Ok be back before dinner. Oh yeah let the snake out I think its bugging Brian.
Brian: Go away your not hungry come please…oh God thank you Peter now I can relax for a few hours.