How To Correctly Break Rules
By NefariousImp
AN:Sorry about all the mess ups in the last ch. I don't know why I had them change in the closet when there was a perfectly good bathroom to change in. And apparently Draco has the ability to come twice in a few seconds. And yes, I had a cave in the woods behind my house, but it was a small cave. This is how I see Draco acting if he came to my hometown. If anyone wants to know it I'll tell you privately.
Chapter Fourteen: Draco The Redneck
"Would you guys like to go to town with me?" Marie asked. "I have to get more groceries and pay some bills. I wasn't really prepared to feed three extra people."
"Sure." Hermione said.
The three teens got dressed in muggle clothes.
Ginny and Hermione started laughing when Draco came out of the bathroom wearing a suit.
"What's so funny?" He scowled at them. Hermione couldn't stop laughing. "Would you cut it out? I think I look dashing!" Which only made the girls start laughing harder.
"Draco, you can't wear that here!" Hermione said between laughs.
"And why not?" He huffed. Hermione calmed down enough to explain.
"This is Missouri. Not only that, but it's Southeast Missouri. A.K.A. Hickville, U.S.A." She grinned. "They actually get a whole week off from school just for Hunting Season in every town surrounding this one! You aren't going to find anyone but lawyers and preachers in suits around here."
"Well, what do they wear." Hermione grinned at Ginny.
"Hold on, I'll go see if Marie has some clothes that would allow you to fit in better." She left the room.
"Hey, Marie?" Hermione said coming into her Aunts bedroom, since it was open. "Um, Draco needs some clothes that would help him fit in around here. We really don't need the extra attention. You wouldn't happen to have any Red-neck clothes for him would you?"
"Hermione, we don't all dress like red-necks around here." She frowned.
"I know, I just can't resist the thought of filthy stinkin rich Draco Malfoy in red-neck clothes." She laughed. "Oooh, I want pictures too! Tell me you have a camera!" She pleaded.
"Yes, I have a camera." She paused. "He's rich?" Hermione nodded vigorously.
"Yes, and he's rubbed my face in it every day for seven years. His dad even bought his way onto the quidditch team. Well, at first, he did get better as he got older." Hermione giggled.
"I think I can find some of Paul's old clothes from back when we lived together." Marie smirked impishly. "And he was quite a red-neck. I'll bring the clothes to your room when I find them." Hermione nodded and went back to the bedroom, where Draco was glaring at Ginny who was giggling.
"Tell her I'm not a ponce!" Hermione grinned and kissed his cheek.
"Well, I don't think you're a ponce. A pansy maybe, but..." He grabbed her and tackled her to the bed with a roar. He tickled her mercilessly untill Marie cleared her throat.
"Draco, here's some clothes that will help you fit right in." She grinned.
He went to the bathroom and got changed.
He came out a few minutes later with a very deep scowl on his face.
He was wearing a ripped baggy bluejeans and a green and grey plaid shirt with the sleeves ripped off. The shirt was buttoned up all the way.
"I look like a hobo." The girls laughed. "Hey, how come you guys don't look like trash?"
Marie sat up and smiled at him sweetly.
"Well, the females around here actually realize that there is a fashion world out there, while the males all have their heads up the deer's ass trying to find the biggest Buck."
"Biggest Buck?" Draco asked confused.
"Yeah, you know, all the guys around here have big heads so they have to find big deer so their heads will fit." Marie couldn't help it now, she joined the girls, who hadn't even stopped laughing.
"You're serious?" Draco asked trying to be heard over their laughter.
"Metephoricallly, yes." Marie said snapping a picture.
"I think you are all nuts!" Draco cried throwing up his hands.
Hermione came up to him and unbuttoned about four buttons on the shirt, leaving his chest exposed.
"I think you look kinda hot, in a rugged way." She said and kissed him.
Fifteen minutes later, Draco was on his first car-ride. He was gipping Hermione's hand in one hand, and the door handle in the other as Marie flew around the curves.
Living on the road all her life, she could drive it blindfolded, so she could go at higher speeds than most. Heck, she could even put on makeup while she drove it.
"Marie, I think you're scaring him. I don't know why though. He flies faster on his broom, doing all those flips and stuff." Hermione said trying to wrench her hand free.
Marie slowed down to the slow speed limit when she reached town. Well, it was slow compared to what she had been doing.
Draco's grip loosened as they came into the straight stretch of road that ran through the town. That and he didn't have to hang on for dear life at these speeds.
He looked around. There were trees everywhere in town. It was like they'd built houses and business in the middle of a park. He found that he actually liked it. He past a building with a really big yellow M on a pole.
"What's that place?" He asked.
"That's a McDonalds. It's a fast-food resturant." Marie said. She started pointing out what each building was as they passed. They got to the other side of town within Fifteen minutes. She dropped the bills off in the post office slot.
"What are you doing? Does that take the mail down to the owlery?" Draco asked. "I don't think owls like to be underground." The girls laughed and explained the mailing system of the muggle world.
They were at a stoplight when another car pulled up beside them. Draco was looking at the car and noticed a little boy in the back seat. He smiled at him. The kid, in turn, made deer antlers on his head with his hands, crossed his eyes, and stuck out his tongue at him.
Draco's eyes went wide and his head jerked back in shock. Hermione laughed as she looked to see why he'd jerked. She made a funny face back at the kid who grinned at her.
The cars began to move again and Draco turned to her.
"Why didn't his dad hit him for making that face?"
"One, his dad probably couldn't see him. And Two, not every dad hits their kids. And Three, there are no stuffy manners here. Everyone is laid back, they joke and laugh and have fun. Even the adults." Hermione said with a smile.
"No manners?" He protested.
"There's the please and thankyou manners, just general politeness, but there's no properly set tables or formal bowing and stuff." She grinned at him and pulled forhead to hers. "Draco, while you're here, just take off your tie." She kissed him sweetly.
They pulled into a big parkinglot.
Draco looked up at the big sign on the building that said 'Wal-Mart'. He didn't say anything as the girls led him into the big building. He looked up at a telly just inside the doors and saw all four of them walk in on it. He opened his eyes wide, but didn't say a word.
"I'm gonna take Draco to look at some clothes." Hermione said.
"Okay, I'll meet you right over there in twenty minutes. Get what you need." She said and left the teens to go to the food aisles.
They browsed the clothes and picked out what the red necks would call preppy clothes, for him.
Twenty minutes later they met with Marie and went to the checkout. Draco watched as the conveyor belt pulled the groceries to the checker.
He sighed.
This was all so weird to him.
Draco helped her load the groceries into Marie's car and they left.
She pulled up into the McDonalds parking lot and they went through the drive through.
Marie ordered a Big Mac with fries and a coke for Draco since he wasn't sure what he'd like. Hermione had a fish sandwich and Ginny had Chicken Nuggets.
They returned to Maries house and ate.
"This is brilliant!" Draco said stuffing his mouth with food. The girls smiled.
"Keep eating like that and you're going to give my brother a run for his money in the pig eating contest." Ginny smirked. He frowned and slowed down.
After lunch Marie showed them her tv and playstation. She had a lot of free time on her hands being single. She taught them how to play 'Final Fantasy X'. Then she went outside to do something. (It is only March so I'm not sure what she was doing, I just wanted her out of the house.)
Draco picked up on it quickly and wouldn't let the girls have a turn.
They finally stormed off into the bedroom, slamming the door.
"God, he can be such a prick sometimes." Hermione said.
"Hey, Mione? You know how he was teasing me last night in bed?" Ginny grinned wickedly.
"Yeah." Hermione looked at her curiously.
"I bet we can make him lose interest in the game real fast." She raised an eyebrow as her smirk widened.
Draco was playing the game in the living room.
It was amazing! He could control these tiny people on the telly. Make them fight monsters and stuff. They could even do magic!
He thought he heard what sounded like a moan. He paused the game and listened for it again.
He was about to unpause it when he heard Ginny's voice moaning what sounded like 'Oh, God, Mione!'. He raised his eyebrows and listened for more. A few seconds later he heard more sounds. He knew those sounds! Hermione made them when she was being pleasured by him.
He jumped up and flew to the bedroom, quietly opening the door. Ginny straddling was straddling Hermione who was laying flat. He couldn't tell what they were doing cause Ginny was blocking the view. He heard Hermione moan again and he smirked.
"Is this a private party? Or can I join?" He smirked leaning up against the door frame.
Ginny turned around.
"Of course you can, come on, you can take my place!" She said cheerfully then laid down on her stomach beside Hermione who he could now tell was also laying on her front.
"Come on, you said you wanted to join, now get to rubbing!" Ginny said.
"And keep it clean! Those hands better not touch anything they shouldn't!" Hermione said smirking up at him.
He groaned as he realized he had just been tricked into giving the girls a back massage.
He climbed up onto the bed between them on his knees and smirked as a loud 'THWACK' sounded with two simultaneous screams following as he smacked their asses.
"Draco, I'm going to kill you!" Ginny screamed at him.
He shot off of the bed and raced out of the room as the two girls chased after him.
He pulled open the front door and ran out into the yard, with the two girls close on his heels.
Marie was walking up the sidewalk and was almost knocked over as Draco shot behind her and grabbed her shoulders using her as a shield.
"Help me, they're after me!" He panted. The girls tried to get around her. Hermione stopped.
"Aunt Marie, he spanked both of us at the same time!" She said.
"Oh, well, in that case..." Marie said and moved aside.
Draco's eyes got big and he turned around and took off with the girls in hot pursuit.
He ran down the old dirt road that was behind Maries house. It used to be the old driveway before she made one in the front that led the opposite direction.
He ran about an eighth of a mile before he came to a pond beside the road. He ran to the other side of the pond and froze as he realized that Ginny had gone around it to the other side. He turned around to backtrack and ran into Hermione.
She grinned at him as Ginny came up behind him.
"Now, sweetheart...you don't want to..." He didn't get to finish his sentence as the girls shoved him into the water.
He came up spluttering and glared at the two laughing girls.
"This water's freezing!" He said with his teeth chattering.
He climbed out and chased after the two girls who were already halfway back to the house.
He made it back to the house to find the two girls seated and playing HIS game and smirking triumphantly at him. He scowled at them and dripped all the way to the bathroom to take a hot shower.
That night the three teens climbed into bed, both girls cuddling up to Draco who gave them each a soft kiss on the tops of their heads before they all drifted off to sleep.
TBC...
AN: This is my favorite chapter cause for starters I get to make fun of my red-neck relatives. Deer season is like a religion around here. It's sad. Poor Bambi!