Naruto's Fun, Fun day of FUN!

Summary: Naruto has a fun, happy day 'o' FUN! You probably know that already. Why am I pointing out the obvious? Who knows?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Although I wish I did, then there would be quite a few changes in that show, one being Sasuke making a fool of himself constantly. Okay, enough with my blabbering and on with my story.

Naruto awoke to a bright, smiling sun. "Hello, Sunny!", said Naruto.

"Hi, Naruto!", said the sun. "How are you today?"

"I'm feeling HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAP!", said the young ninja, his eye twitching. He went over to his stove to cook some Ramen.

"Hiya, Naruto!" said the stove.

"Hi, Stovey, said the boy to his stove. "How are ya?"

"I'm feeling hot!" Naruto laughed at the extremely corny joke that the talking stove made every single day.

"Guess what, Stovey?", Naruto said after his sides were done hurting.

" What, Naruto?"

"I want some Ramen, please!"

"Okey-dokey!" Suddenly, a hot steaming cup of Ramen magically appeared on the table.

"Thank- you, Stovey!"

"You're welcome, Naruto!"

After Naruto was done eating his Ramen, he decided to go for a walk in the village. On the way, he bumped into Sasuke.

"Watch were you're going, ya freak!", Sasuke said angrily.

"Hiya, Sasuke!", Naruto said cheerfully. Sasuke threw a shuriken into Naruto's eye. Blood spilled from the eye as Sasuke walked away. "'Bye, Sasuke!", Naruto shouted to the blue-haired kid, waving.

"Get a brain!" Sasuke shouted, walking away. Naruto kept the shuriken in his eye, thinking it was good for is 'looks' and walked on, dripping blood behind him.

Naruto found the drink vending machine and walked over to it. "I think I'll have the diet Ramen Cola today! YYYAAAYYY, RAMEN!" He put 115 yen into the machine and pushed the Ramen Cola button. Out came the Ramen Cola. "Yummy!" said Naruto happily. Then, Kakashi came.

"What happened to your eye?", Kakashi said, noticing the shuriken lodged in Naruto's eye.

"Sasuke gave me a present!", the dull witted boy replied. Kakashi spotted the soda in Naruto's hands.

"Here, let me open that for you." Naruto gave the can of Ramen Cola to his sensei. Kakashi put his fingers under the tab and began to shake the can. "I can't open it.", Kakashi said with a sly grin. "You're gonna have to open it yourself. I did loosen it a bit." He handed the shaken can of soda to Naruto and quickly walked away, whistling. Naruto opened the can and soda got all over his face. The soda seeped into his eye wound. At first, he didn't seem to notice the searing pain. Then, he started screaming and rolling on the floor, holding his eye, which was steaming. He then stopped screaming and took a nap.

Sakura and Ino were just walking along, talking about their classes, (yeah, I know they're, like, mortal enemies, but in my imagination, they've formed a truce) when they found a trail of blood. Sakura froze in fear, while Ino stared at it. "Sh- should we follow it?", Sakura asked, regaining her composure.

"Yeah! If we find where it leads to, we could be regarded as heroines of the village!", Ino said, thinking of what will happen to themselves if they found whatever's at the end of the trail. The two followed the trail to the soda machine, where Naruto lie still, blood still pouring from his infected wound.

"Oh, it's only Naruto." Sakura said, starting to walk away. They left Naruto alone, at the soda machine, where the soda seeped from his eye into his… uhh…rocks (I couldn't say brain) and killed him.

The End