At the Mystery Shack, and upstairs in the twin's bedroom, Dipper was watching his girlfriend pack up her bags while Mabel was playing patty cake with Waddles.
"Y'know, it's cool that you're going away for a while." Dipper commented.
"Yeah, I think it will help establish a strong connection between me and my cousin." Pacifica said. "I mean, I think I need to after what I did."
"Yeah, sounds great." Dipper commented.
Pacifica stared at him with sympathy, feeling like she was somehow disappointing him. "Hey Dipper, it'll only be a few days."
"What?" Dipper reacted. "I'm not sad that you're going. It's just, gonna be weird that I won't be seeing you for three days."
"Weird?" Mabel laughed. "Somehow, you think that's gonna be weirder than a buffed up Minotaur?"
Pacifica laughed at Mabel's joke while Dipper just groaned in annoyance.
"Dipper, I'll be gone for a few days." Pacifica said while grabbing him by his waste, something that made him blush. "I'll be back before you find another mystery. And, try and not destroy the Shack while I'm gone, I just got it cleaned up."
"How can I destroy the Shack?" Dipper asked. "I'm gonna find it kind of impossible. But Mabel, she'll somehow make it easy."
"Hey!" Mabel exclaimed.
"It's true." Dipper argued while holding his girlfriend by her shoulders. "Bring back a souvenir, why don't ya?"
"As long as you don't take off the hat." Pacifica replied.
"Wait, what-" Before Dipper could ask, Pacifica took off her pine tree hat and put it on Dipper's hatless head, surprising the male Pines twin.
"I know this is strange for saying this since I usually say something positive about me wearing clothing, but the hat looked better on you." Pacifica said, staring at her boyfriend lovingly before the two gave each other a kiss on the lips. A passionate one at best, without interruption. Not even the screams of the Mitchell family outside could stop them from being interrupted.
Mabel smiled while watching from her window at the hilarious sight. "Ha! The Mitchells just saw Grunkle Stan without pants."
Later, Dipper and Mabel watched as the Mitchells and their Grunkles drive away in their respective vehicles.
Dipper was feeling quite down that he'd have to get used to three days without his amazing girlfriend. Mabel noticed her brother looking down and gave him a sympathetic look.
"Hey, she'll be back." Mabel assured her brother.
"I know." Dipper said. "I just….It's gonna be strange without her in the shack, cleaning the windows and looking beautiful while doing it. I mean, we're on our own, what are we gonna do?"
It was at that moment, Mabel had an idea, an amazing idea, an amazing Mabel idea, an amazing Mabel idea that Dipper might not agree with.
"Well, we're alone Dipper." Mabel reminded her brother. "Pacifica's on a road trip, Grunkle Stan & Ford are outside Oregon investigating some strange occurrence, Soos & Melody are out wedding planning and Wendy is out making chaos with friends. Do you know what we do when our parents aren't around?"
"Mabel, I haven't done that since I was 11." Dipper said.
"Come on Dipper!" Mabel exclaimed encouraging her brother. "Let's scream it. I mean, we aren't gonna be young forever."
Dipper sighed and smiled. "I guess a bit of fun won't hurt."
"Not just fun…."
"CRAZY TWIN SUPER PARTY!" Dipper and Mabel shouted before high fiveing each other.
Later, Dipper and Mabel are seen actually doing something together, as opposed to Dipper sitting down doing nothing and reading a journal. Dipper and Mabel were dancing together on the register with Mabel dancing spectacularly, while Dipper was doing a terrible version of the robot.
Then, Mabel was on the floor trying to do the worm while Dipper was on the floor doing his own version of the worm. The kind that looked like a terrible push up.
Then, Mabel was strutting along the Mystery Shack like John Travolta in the opening of Saturday Night Fever and Dipper, was strutting down the Mystery Shack somehow doing it cooler then Mabel.
Mabel gave her brother an intense glare and said to him in a mock threat, "Oh, it's on, brother."
Later, Dipper and Mabel were standing around 9 meters away from each other with Mabel standing by the door and Dipper standing by the doorway leading to the stairs.
"Mabel, are you sure this is a good idea?" Dipper asked his sister.
"Trust me Dipper, I'll lift ya." Mabel assured him.
"Mabel, last time that happened, I had to have an ice pack on my thigh."
"Don't worry Dipper, I'll lift ya like in Flirty Dancing." Mabel assured him.
Dipper then sighed and then started running towards his sister who had her arms out, ready to lift him.
But Mabel was unfortunately distracted by Waddles, chewing on her love heart sweater. "Waddles!"
Just as Dipper got closer, Mabel quickly moved away to stop Waddles, something that happened unexpectedly to Dipper and crashed through the wooden door.
Mabel realised her mistake and ran towards Dipper, who had a whole bunch of splinters in his arms, body and face.
"Oooooh."
"This is why we never tried that again." Dipper groaned.
Elsewhere on top of a mountain, Toffee was staring down at the Mystery Shack while wielding what appeared to be a ginormous weapon.
Toffee took a deep breath, letting the Oregon air enter through his nose and out of his mouth. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a vial of brown hair that looked similar to Dipper's.
He put the vial in the gun and aimed it for the sky. "One Mason's good enough for Mabel, how about, we add some more to the mix?"
Toffee typed in a number on the gun, the number being 6 and firing it into the sky, opening a portal above the Mystery Shack.
The lizard smiled sinisterly as the blue portal started to open wider then before. "But fortunately, I only need one."
Back at the Shack, Dipper was pulling a piece of tiny wood from his face after crashing through the door due to his sister's incompetence to do the Flirty Dancing lift.
"I can't believe it." Dipper complained. "Can we just never do that again?"
"Come on, we'll try it again." Mabel said, encouraging her brother. "I'm sure we'll get it."
"Why can't you do the running and I do the lifting?" Dipper asked.
"Dipper Pines, lifting me with his little noodle arms?" Mabel laughed. "Yeah! Pacifica's gonna be disappointed with you. Come on, let's try again."
"Forget it Mabel." Dipper retorted. "I'm not doing that again."
"Aww! Come on!" Mabel groaned. "Why are you no fun?!"
"What?" Dipper laughed. "I am fun! Look!" Dipper picked up a random book and put it on his head. "Fun! I am fun!"
Mabel only stared at her brother disappointed by his poor attempt at being fun. "Yeah. There's no way you're gonna be fun. You're just gonna be the boring twin brother who somehow managed to get a girl out of his league."
"Wow! Harsh words coming from my own sister." Dipper commented.
"I mean, even if there were 6 more of you, I doubt there'd be 6 versions of you." Mabel said.
Just then, a blue beam crash landed in the middle of the gift shop, causing Dipper and Mabel to duck for cover for their lives, while Waddles ran into the wall and then trying to fit into a mouse hole.
Dipper and Mabel quickly poked their heads out from the counter where they stared at it, unsure of what to think of it.
"What is that?" Mabel asked.
Dipper sighed. "It's a blue sky beam, Mabel. They're already becoming a boring cliche."
The blue beam cleared away and there laid four unconscious brown haired boys wearing various items of clothing, one unconscious black haired boy wearing black and a brown haired dog.
Dipper and Mabel started to carefully walk over towards the unconscious bodies, worried about who they may be. Dipper swore the brown hair on 5 of them looked familiar while Mabel swore the cologne they were wearing smelt familiar.
"What is that?" Mabel asked.
"I don't know." Dipper replied.
"Are they dead?" Mabel asked.
"I hope not." Dipper commented. "Because, I don't want 6 dead bodies and a broken ceiling to be the thing that will get us murdered."
"But I have to admit, that body is wearing a sweater." Mabel said, pointing to one of the unconscious boys who was wearing a blue sweater.
"Yeah, and that one is dressed like a librarian." Dipper pointed towards another boy who was dressed in tweed. "I mean, this is a strange. Especially that dog dressed like me. Hat and all."
"Yeah. Five unconscious bodies here in the shack." Mabel observed. "At least they aren't dead."
"Wait, five?" Dipper reacted with a confused expression. "I counted 6."
"Six?!" Mabel reacted. "I swore I counted 5."
"You're both right." Said a tough sounding voice with a New Zealand accent.
Before Dipper and Mabel could react, someone aggressively grabbed Dipper by the neck and forced him against the wall.
"Where am I, runt?" Asked the tough guy.
"I-I-I-"
"Indiana?! Indianapolis?! Where am I?!"
"Hey! Get off my brother!" Mabel demanded the back haired boy with a black coat, black pants, black shoes and a black shirt as she grabbed him by the arm.
"Or what?!" The tough guy asked threateningly.
"Or…." Mabel then went wide eyed as she started rubbing his muscles. "…I'll rub your super hot muscles until it gets annoying for you."
The tough guy looked at Mabel and to the surprise of her, he had the face of Dipper. "It won't annoy me, it'll creep me out."
Mabel went wide eyed and then after a few seconds of awkward silence, screamed and started running around the shack, panicking.
"Hand sanitiser, soap and water!" Mabel screamed as she ran around the shack. "Stuff I really need right now!"
It was at that moment, the tough Dipper realised who he was choking and let go of him. "Apologies, I get antsy when I'm in new universes."
Dipper stared at his tough counterpart in sheer amazement and wonder. "Oh….My….Gosh!"
"I know, I have brown hair." The Tough Dipper commented. "I got captured by a portal and where do I end up? In the good ol' Mystery Shack."
"Wait, if you're me and you came in through a portal….Then that means…" It was at that moment, the two Dipper's realised who the other unconscious in gift shop were.
They walked over to the five other unconscious body, who were all starting to get up. One of the Dipper's was wearing a tweed jacket, a tweed shirt, an untied tweed bow tie, tweed pants, tweed shoes and glasses. The other was a dog, wearing a Pine tree hat, red shirt and blue jacket. The other was a Dipper, without a hat but he had grey shorts and a sweater with a Narwhal on it. Even a Dipper who wore the same clothes as the regular Dipper but only difference is, he had a goatee.
The two Dippers stared at the other Dipper's in wide eyed disbelief and awe. It was like looking into a four way funny mirror.
Just then, Mabel came in throwing up into a bucket. "Oh man! There's the toy unicorn from my Mabel juice." She looked up from her bucket and saw the 6 Dippers standing and staring at her with disgust over her throwing up. "Oh this is definitely a nightmare. First I briefly became attracted to another version of my brother and now I'm seeing multiple versions of him."
"Did my muscles feel real?" The Tough Dipper asked.
"Yeah."
"Well, then you're not dreaming." The Tough Dipper retorted. "That means it's real and you had a brief attraction to your brother."
Mabel's cheeks then swelled up and she threw up in the bucket again, disgusting the Dippers.
"Wait a minute, where are we?" Asked the goatee Dipper. "Because, this looks like the Mystery Shack but this doesn't feel like the Mystery Shack."
"Yeah! I was busy making a sweater for Grunkle Stan before I had to leave." The sweater Dipper groaned and lifting up the sweater which was purple and a cat saying 'You're puurfect.'
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" Barked Dog Dipper.
"Okay, you runts are obviously the stupid Dippers." Tough Dipper commented. "Because, we would've been smart enough to figure that out."
"I wouldn't have." Mabel said, putting her bucket back down on the floor.
"Perhaps, I can explain everything." Said the Dipper with the tweed jacket. "We, except for that Dipper, are 6 different Dippers from 6 separate universes. The Dipper with the goatee is goatee Dipper. He comes from a universe where everyone, even the women, have a goatee and isn't evil before you start making Star Walk references."
"So wait, you don't even shave?" Mabel asked.
"What's a shave?" Asked a confused goatee Dipper.
"Moving on, the Dipper with the loud clothing, is what I like to call, Mabel Dipper." The tweed Dipper continued. "He's a Dipper who possesses all the qualities of Mabel. Including the smile that makes him look like a psycho waiting for their next prey. For example."
The Mabel Dipper stared at Dipper, Tough Dipper and Mabel while pulling a ginormous smile like a psychopath, creeping out the two Dippers.
"Hey! My smile isn't creepy!" Mabel argued. "See?" Mabel then pulled her signature smile, creeping out the Dippers.
"Please stop smiling." The tweed Dipper requested. "Anyway, this little good boy, is Dog Dipper." The tweed Dipper then started to stroke him and move close to his face, so he can lick his face. "Isn't that right you adorable little pal? Yes it is! Yes it is! Yes it is!"
"Aww! Can I pet him?" Mabel asked before bending down on her knees. "Does doggy Dipper want a belly rub? Does doggy Dipper want a belly rub?"
The dog Dipper barked happily before running up to Mabel and getting on his back and started to rub Dog Dipper's belly. Causing the dog to pant happily with his tongue sticking out.
"You're more cuter then regular Dipper!"
"Hey!" All the Dippers exclaimed.
"Not cool Mabel!" Tough Dipper exclaimed.
"And this Dipper is, Tough Dipper or Dipper The Butcher." The tweed Dipper continued. "He's a Dipper that has muscles in his arms, legs, back, stomach and butt. His backstory is somewhat tragic. His girlfriend, Pacifica got murdered by someone and he's intent on killing the person who did it."
Tough Dipper stared at the tweed Dipper with a threatening glare. "Have people ever wanted to kill you?"
"Not the first time." Tweed Dipper replied. "Anyway, and I'm Exposition Dipper. I'm here to explain anything just in case you're too stupid to follow."
"Wow! Harsh description." Goatee Dipper commented.
"And I hope he doesn't mean me." Tough Dipper commented while cracking his knuckles.
"Question: What Dipper am I?" Dipper asked.
"Well, you are the common Dipper." Tweed Dipper replied as he approached Dipper and started to inspect his arms. "You're arms are very noodle-like, your hair is messy, you aren't physically fit, you barley shower yet you use cologne and you don't have a girlfriend."
"Actually I do." Dipper replied.
"What?!" Tweed Dipper exclaimed before shaking him. "You're joking! No Dipper has a girlfriend."
"Actually, I have a girlfriend." Tough Dipper interjected.
"So do I." Goatee Dipper interjected.
"I've had many summer romances." Mabel Dipper retorted.
"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Dog Dipper barked.
"When did this happen?!" Tweed Dipper asked. "Do I end up with Wendy?!"
"Question: what's that Dipper?" Mabel asked, pointing to a Dipper who had straight hair and dressed in what appeared to a very expensive buttoned shirt and a jacket, who looked disgusted.
"Eww! Why am I in the crummy Shack?!" Dipper asked rudely. "It's disgusting and smells of something dying and something dead."
Tweed Dipper groaned. "That will be Dipper Northwest."
"Yes I'm Dipper Northwest!" The Pacifica Dipper confirmed. "And you're gonna get sued and-Wait, why do the majority of you look like me? Uh, and why are you dressed horribly?"
"Oi! I'll have you know, this jacket is very fashionable." Tough Dipper retorted.
"Hi, Common Dipper's Mabel over here, how the heck did you all get here?!" Mabel exclaimed.
"I was minding my own business." Tough Dipper replied. "Until I got picked up by a mysterious blue beam and arrived in the dump I loved. How about you guys?"
"Same." Mabel Dipper, Goatee Dipper, Pacifica Dipper and Exposition Dipper replied.
"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Barked Dog Dipper.
"Well, looks like you guys are gonna be here for a while, what should we do?" Dipper asked his counterparts.
"I think we should try and find a way to get home." Goatee Dipper suggested.
"Or before we do that, we should discuss how much the Battle of Thrones finale sucked." Mabel Dipper suggested.
"Or, we discuss why the Battle of Thrones finale sucked and how we get you guys home at the same time?" Dipper suggested.
"Ha! I've only been here for like a few minutes and I already love this one's idea." Tough Dipper complimented Common Dipper.
"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" All the Dippers, except for Pacifica Dipper, started to agree.
"OH….MY…..GOSH!" Mabel exclaimed. "Waddles, this is my worst nightmare coming to life! I am stuck in a location with 7 Dippers!" Mabel screamed in pure terror while the Dippers stared at her in disappointment.
"Uh….You think that's bad, I'm stuck in the Mystery Hack!" Pacifica Dipper complained. "Why me? I am too hot for this!"
Later, Mabel had to watch as the Mabel Dipper, Dog Dipper, Tough Dipper and Goatee Dipper sat on the kitchen table discussing differences between Battle of Thrones TV show and book, the Common Dipper and Exposition Dipper were putting up a bulletin board with a poor drawing of a blue sky beam blasting into the Mystery Shack. The two Dippers stared at the board, chewing the tip of their pens while thinking.
"So, you all got here by the same sky beam by the looks of it." Dipper said.
"Yes. A sky beam that somehow picked the 6 of us up and landed in this Dipper's universe." Exposition Dipper explained. "I don't know if this is a coincidence or fate, but this is something we should be asking."
"It feels unexplained." Goatee Dipper commented. "Like why 'King Ran the Unfixed's' powers weren't used much?"
"I know!" Tough Dipper exclaimed. "That was a problem."
"And that idiot became king." Mabel Dipper complained.
"I mean, I get he's crippled, but crippled people can be useful." Dipper said.
"I know!" Goatee Dipper agreed. "And the Day King was-"
"Uh…Do you, like any chance have a way for us to get home?" Asked the Pacifica Dipper. "Because, I am like, too hot for this world."
"I'm not gonna lie, his hair is better then yours so he deserves the somewhat prideful opinion on himself." Mabel commented with disinterest.
"Yeah, thanks somehow normaller version of my arch nemesis, Mabel Pines." The Pacifica Dipper said.
The Tough Dipper then narrowed his eyes at Pacifica Dipper while feeding Dog Dipper a piece of bacon. "That's not even a word you runt!"
"Now it is!" Pacifica Dipper argued.
"Actually, normaller was never a word." Exposition Dipper started to explain. "It was never a word when-"
"Don't you have a way for us to get home you have to be working on?" Goatee Dipper asked.
"I would like to work on it, but Pacifica Dipper had to be the rich moron that he obviously is." Exposition Dipper replied.
"Uh…..You don't know anything about me!" Pacifica Dipper argued.
"My name is Exposition Dipper, of course I know." Exposition Dipper argued. "I know, like Common Dipper's Pacifica, you secretly play Bloodcraft and are a level 90 or whatever."
Dipper froze upon that information about his girlfriend. "Wait, if he plays Bloodcraft then does Pacifica play Bloodcraft?!"
"Uh….Quit rummaging through my private stuff!" Pacifica Dipper demanded.
"I'm not! I somehow know it." Exposition Dipper explained.
"Look, can we get back on topic?" Tough Dipper suggested.
"Yeah." Goatee Dipper agreed.
"No! No! No!" Pacifica Dipper demanded. "Not until Creepy Dipper stops being creepy!"
"Can we stop?!" Common Dipper asked while Mabel Dipper left the table.
"I'm not gonna stop until Creepy Dipper stops revealing information about me!" Pacifica Dipper exclaimed.
"Guys, this is ridiculous!" Tough Dipper exclaimed.
"No, you're ridiculous!" Goatee Dipper retorted.
The Dippers continued to bicker and argue like an army of wolves fighting over the last piece of meat, leading Mabel to leave the room and into the gift shop where she saw Mabel Dipper rummaging through some stuff.
"Hmm, this grappling hook would make a great souvenir for Mabel." Mabel Dipper commented before turning to see Mabel standing by the doorway, unimpressed.
"Don't you have a Battle of Thrones debate to be a part of?" Mabel asked coldly. "Because, all the Dippers seem to be into the show."
"Actually, I talked about it to be a part of the group." Mabel Dipper replied. "I don't even remember who died in season 4 episode 2."
"Me neither." Mabel replied. "Was it, Girrafery?"
"No, I think it was Clamisten Selmeat." Mabel Dipper retorted.
"Sounds about right." Mabel agreed before eyeing Mabel Dipper's sweater. "Nice sweater."
"Thanks." Mabel Dipper commented. "My sister doesn't quite admire it."
"Wait, am I dork just like my brother in your world?" Mabel asked.
"Oh, the biggest." Mabel Dipper replied. "I don't understand why Pacifica dated you."
"Aww, I like Pacifica, good for her…Or should it be me?"
Mabel and her Dipper counterpart stared at each other in awkward silence before laughing at the little joke.
"Hey, do you wanna make a model octopus out of Yayrios?" Mabel Dipper asked his sort of counterpart.
"A model octopus out of Yayrios?!" Mabel exclaimed. "You are insane! You're the best Dipper I've ever met!"
"And you're the best Mabel I've ever met!" Exclaimed Mabel Dipper.
"Okay, let's go and have some Mabel juice first." Mabel suggested.
"Did you suggest we go get Mabel juice?" Mabel Dipper asked. "Does it by any chance have any flavoured juices that have all sorts of random objects?"
"Yeah." Mabel replied.
"I do something similar to that except I call it Dipper juice!" Mabel Dipper shouted before he and Mabel screamed like fanboys and fangirls.
The scream wasn't easy to ignore, since all the Dippers who were arguing in the kitchen were silenced and Pacifica Dipper to drop his expensive diamond cellphone.
"Did someone die?" Pacifica Dipper asked.
"No it's worse." Tough Dipper sighed. "Those runts are getting along."
The Common Dipper then sighed. "I knew this would happen."
Just then Mabel and Mabel Dipper ran back into the kitchen and pulled out a jug of Mabel juice and poured themselves a glass.
The two sort of Mabel's both drank the juice with dinosaur and glitter in one ginormous gulp, something that disgusted all the Dippers.
"Uh…Excuse me, I have to leave." Pacifica Dipper said before jumping off the table and leaving the room. "I don't want to waste my breath with anyone in this room!"
"Goodbye runt." Tough Dipper said.
"Uh! I don't even know what that word means and I don't like it!" Pacifica Dipper retorted before walking into the gift shop on his diamond cellphone.
"Okay, now that that's done, I think we should go back to finding a way home." Exposition Dipper suggested.
"Yes, thank you!" Tough Dipper agreed. "Oh, allow me to suggest we make Pacifica Dipper a pheasant on the planet Mewni."
"No." Exposition Dipper said. "I bet he'd find a way to destroy the palace of the Butterflies. And I doubt they need destruction after what happened between them and Toffee."
"Aww!" Tough Dipper groaned.
"There, there." Goatee Dipper said while patting Tough Dipper on his back. "We'll find another Pacifica Dipper to torment."
"Gentlemen, can we please go back to the subject at hand?" Regular Dipper asked.
"Alright." Exposition Dipper agreed before coughing. "Gentlemen and this little good boy…." Exposition Dipper then patted Dog Dipper on his head. "…We need to find a way back and more importantly, we need to find a way back. Now, I did some calculations and figured out that building a portal that can do this thing will take 6 months and we don't have all summer to do this. But, I figured out that if we try and build some kind of portal based weapon, it should probably take us around one to two days to-"
Just then, Exposition Dipper was interrupted when he heard the blender make that loud blenderly noise. He tried to explain how he was gonna make the portal work by shouting, but it was so loud that the other Dippers who were interested, couldn't hear him. And Dog Dipper hid underneath the table due to the terrifying noise.
The noise soon stopped, giving some relief to Exposition Dipper. "Ah. It should probably-" Just then, Exposition Dipper was once again interrupted by the noise of the blender going off.
It then stopped and Exposition Dipper tried to speak once again, but was interrupted when it went off once again.
It kept happening, leading Exposition Dipper to make his calm attitude disappear and instead turned into a look of frustration. He walked towards the two sort of Mabels, pouring the Mabel juice out of the container and into the jug; and finally, throwing it on the floor, smashing it into pieces. "Can't I explain something without being interrupted?!"
"Sorry, boring Dipper." Mabel retorted.
"Isn't that all the Dippers?" Mabel Dipper's question caused him and Mabel to laugh out loud and causing Exposition Dipper to roll his eyes in annoyance.
"Hey, do you wanna try the Flirty Dancing lift?" Mabel asked.
"Of course." Mabel Dipper replied.
"You're gonna fail!" Dipper exclaimed.
"Watch us!" Mabel Dipper retorted.
"Okay cool Dipper, get into position." Mabel requested and Mabel Dipper started to get into position so he could run up to Mabel, so she can lift him.
Dipper watched on, narrowing his eyes at his Mabel-ish counterpart in absolute disgust and maybe a bit of envy.
"I hate him less then Dippy Fresh." Dipper said.
"That I can agree with!"
"Thanks Pacifica Dipper!"
"Okay, I'll send out a list of the parts we need." Exposition Dipper explained. "Firstly we need-"
"Would it be a bad time to bring up I have a pair of scissors?" Tough Dipper asked.
"If it's to murder Mabel Dipper, then why did you wait until now to do it?" Goatee Dipper asked.
"No, these scissors are inter-dimensional scissors." Tough Dipper replied.
"I'm sorry, inter-dimensional?" Dipper queried.
Tough Dipper reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a pair of scissors with a diamond between the two holes where you usually put your thumb and the finger between your thumb and middle finger.
"These scissors can help us travel through other universes." Tough Dipper explained. "I use them from time to time. I got them from one of my exes. She was a floating pony head. Don't ask how it worked because she was the one who dumped me."
"And you thought to not tell us about it until now, why?" Goatee Dipper asked.
"I just wanted to see how stupid you runts were." Tough Dipper replied. "And so far….Your arms are like noodles, you have a goatee, you can't help but be a creep, you're a dog, that one's weird and the one in the gift shop can't help but criticise us."
"Hey, muscular dork!" Pacifica Dipper shouted. "Don't make me sue you!"
"Yeah! I'll go to the universe where there are lawyers waiting for me." Tough Dipper retorted.
"So, how does it work?" Dipper asked. "The scissors."
"I just think of a desired location and then I slice the air and….Here we are." Tough Dipper explained. "As I mentioned, I use them from time to time. But I like to use them to mess around with the turd who's living in Mewni currently. Oh, that reminds me."
Tough Dipper got off the chair and sliced the air to open a portal. On the other side, a fourteen year old boy with a mole on his cheek was in his bedroom, wearing his karate gear and trying to slice pieces of wood stacked upon each other. Just then, the portal opened and Tough Dipper poked his head out with a mocking smile.
"Karate is the poor man's martial arts, Diaz!" Tough Dipper exclaimed before poking his head back in and closing it.
The teen, known as Diaz then sighed in annoyance. "I gotta tell Star to tell Pony Head to do something about her ex."
Back at the Mystery Shack, every Dipper who were actually interested smiled at this information.
"That's amazing." Exposition Dipper commented.
"Would've been useful before." Dipper said.
"Alright, what are we waiting for?" Goatee Dipper asked. "Give me the scissors and we can go home."
"Hmm, honestly this adventure feels somewhat kind of a letdown." Mabel Dipper commented while drinking some Mabel juice with Mabel. "I mean, we haven't even spent longer in this universe and I was getting along with this Mabel."
"Yeah." Mabel agreed.
"To be fair, that is true." Tough Dipper agreed. "I mean, I haven't even seen the gym. Gotta work out my bad boys." Tough Dipper then started flexing his arms.
"Hmm, yes." Exposition Dipper agreed. "It would be quite a shame to just leave things there."
"And we haven't finished discussing Battle of Thrones." Goatee Dipper pointed out.
"Alright, you guys can stay." Dipper said. "But only before Stan, Ford, Soos, Melody, Abuelita and Pacifica get back."
"Done." Tough Dipper responded.
"Hey Dipper, do you want to go through your scrapbook?" Mabel asked her sort of counterpart. "I wanna see what you've been doing."
"Oh, I don't really want to show them." Mabel Dipper said while looking quite saddened by the question. "They're quite private. Maybe yours?"
Mabel froze and then aggressively placed a hand on her sort of brother's shoulder. "I will show you!"
Mabel and Mabel Dipper both ran up stairs to look at Mabel's scrapbook of all the summer adventures all while Dipper started to narrow his eyes at the two sort of Mabels.
"So, are we gonna discuss how much we hate the Battle of Thrones finale?" Goatee Dipper asked.
"Gentleman, there were some positives." Exposition Dipper's words made Tough Dipper, Goatee Dipper and Dog Dipper narrow their eyes at them, ready to probably beat him up.
"You guys try and not kill him, I'm going upstairs." Dipper said before getting off his seat and walking upstairs to see his sister.
"Don't worry." Tough Dipper cracked his knuckles, ready to destroy Exposition Dipper.
"Gentleman, I don't think that-"
Meanwhile, Dipper was walking upstairs to see what his sister and his counterpart were doing while ignoring the punches and kicks that were going on in the background.
Dipper didn't feel jealous of Mabel hanging out with someone who was his him, but more Mabel then Dipper, but he wasn't so sure if Mabel Dipper felt right. It wasn't anything he said, it was more of a bad feeling he was having about him that got him. And he swears he isn't jealous.
He walked into his and his sister's bedroom, where he sees Mabel showing Mabel Dipper her scrapbook with pictures.
"And in this picture, Waddles is dressed like a little gentleman." Mabel explained while pointing at the picture. "And here is where Melody proposed to Soos." Mabel then turned the page and laughed. "And here is Dipper and Pacifica on a date." Mabel pointed to a picture of Dipper and Pacifica glaring at the photographer, who is obviously Mabel, while sitting on a park bench.
"Aww! Good for him." Mabel Dipper commented.
"Are you two having fun?" Dipper asked the two sort of Mabels.
"Question other me: Why would you end up with Pacifica Northwest?" Mabel Dipper asked. "She's the worst."
"She's not the worst." Dipper argued. "She's really…That's not why I'm here. Mabel, can we talk?"
"Sure." Mabel replied. "Keep reading. There's an awesome picture on page 25."
Mabel got off her bed to talk to Dipper while the Mabel Dipper continued to flip through the scrapbook.
Later, Dipper and Mabel were in the bathroom about to talk about Mabel Dipper.
"What's the matter Dipper?" Mabel asked with a mocking smile. "Need advice on how to handle the five of you? Well, you have to pretend to be invested in the nerd stuff while openly mocking them for being a dork."
Dipper gave his sister a disappointed look and gave an annoyed sigh. "That's not what I wanna talk about it."
"You sure you don't need help with Tough Dipper?" Mabel asked. "Because I have a feeling he might've killed someone for those scissors."
"Mabel, there's something about that Dipper I can't put my finger on." Dipper explained.
"Which one?" Mabel asked.
"The one you're close to."
"Mabel Dipper?" Mabel queried. "Or, should it be Mapper? Or Dabel?"
"Yes. There's something about him I'm not sure about." Dipper explained. "I feel, he isn't right."
"Dipper, is it because he acts like me?" Mabel asked.
"Well, that's not the point." Dipper replied. "He just seems suspicious."
"Dipper, are you just trying to find something suspicious about him all because you're jealous?" Mabel asked.
"Well, he doesn't seem to be the kind of person who actually wants to go home." Dipper replied. "And, when was I implied to be jealous?!"
"Dipper, you are jealous!" Mabel argued.
"I'm not!" Dipper protested.
"Is it because I referred to him as the best Dipper I ever met?!"
Dipper froze in shock when Mabel said that and Mabel stared at her brother with regret with what she said. Meaning, he hadn't exactly heard it and is only learning about it.
"You think that some brother from another dimension is better then your own brother?!" Dipper asked angrily.
"Dipper, that's not what I meant." Mabel protested. "You're still my brother-"
"Yeah, but not the brother you want!" Dipper exclaimed. "I wasn't jealous before, but maybe now I am! Because some stupid fantasy brother is better then something you already have!"
Dipper walked out of the bathroom and then angrily slammed the door shut while Mabel stood in place with regret. Heck, she didn't even try to stop him.
Dipper walked downstairs where he passed Tough Dipper, Goatee Dipper and Dog Dipper reading Battle of Thrones by George RRRRRRRRRR Martin, while Exposition Dipper was hanging from the ceiling fan, explaining his strong underwear in great detail.
"Oh you runt!" Tough Dipper exclaimed while reading the book. "Did we really need that crossover?"
Dipper then walked into the gift shop where he saw Pacifica Dipper on the phone with somebody. And that phone just so happened to be none other then Dippers.
"…Oh yeah. And then that dork's sister decided to hang out with the version of the dork that's exactly like his sister." Pacifica Dipper explained.
"Hey, what are you doing?!" Dipper asked before snatching the phone out of the spoiled boy's hands and saw who he was talking to, which just so happened to be Pacifica.
"No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!" Dipper repeated before putting the phone to his ear and talking into it. "Pacifica, I am so sorry." Dipper walked out of the Shack to start the conversation with his girlfriend.
"Uh, don't be rude, dork!" Pacifica Dipper demanded rudely before looking at his phone battery. "Uh! Sixty-three percent?! This is the worst day ever! What should I do?! Read a book?!"
Pacifica Dipper then looked down on the floor and noticed what appeared to be a blue scrapbook that were titled 'Summer memories' with blue and black sprinkles all over.
"Uh, might as well read this." Pacifica Dipper said before picking up the scrapbook and opening it up. He saw the first photo and saw a picture of Dipper, wearing his pine tree hat and folding his arms; While Mabel was pulling a funny face.
"Uh….Dorks."
He turned the page and saw pictures of them, posing with Manotaurs, playing mini golf, posing with Grunkle Stan, a picture of an annoyed Ford which amused Pacifica Dipper a bit.
"Hmm, which Dippers is this I wonder?"
Pacifica Dipper then turned the page and his smug smile disappeared once he saw what it was. He looked horrified by the image. Whatever the picture was, it was more terrifying than a broken screen protector. "No, way."
Meanwhile, upstairs, Mabel was sitting on her bed feeling sad for what happened between her and Dipper. She felt she had probably saddened him due to her poor choice of words.
Just then, Mabel Dipper walked in holding a can of Pitt Cola in his hand. "Hey, you look quite thirsty."
"Yeah, thanks." Mabel said as Mabel Dipper handed her the cola.
"I had to get through those Battle of Thrones dorks in order to get to the fridge." Mabel Dipper explained. "Do you know what it's like trying to get a can of Pitt Cola while trying to cover you ears so you won't listen to dorks discussing and Exposition Dipper talking about his strong underwear in great detail?"
This little joke made Mabel smile a bit, but her smile turned back upside-down and she went back to being sad.
"You okay?"
"I upset my brother." Mabel replied. "For saying that you were the better version I wanted. But, I didn't exactly mean it."
"I thought you might've meant it." Mabel Dipper said.
"Look other Dipper, you're fun and all that, but you're not the brother I grew up with, do you get what I'm saying?"
Mabel Dipper gave a warm smile. "Of course I do. Hey, do you wanna be cheered up?"
"I don't know if I need cheering up." Mabel replied. "But, you know you're welcome to try."
Downstairs, Tough Dipper and the other Dippers were still in the kitchen still discussing Battle of Thrones.
"I still don't get why Jon had to survive The Battle of the Sons Without Fathers." Tough Dipper commented while Pacifica Dipper ran in, looking panicked.
"It is obvious my aggressive counterpart." Exposition Dipper replied. "They have something called plot armour. Where, they survive everything that comes their way due to them having some big impact on the plot later on in the series."
"Yeah! We got what it is." Goatee Dipper retorted.
"I didn't know what that meant." Responded a panicked Pacifica Dipper.
"Might I inquire as to why you're sweating?" Exposition asked before Pacifica Dipper slammed the scrapbook on the table and opened to a page.
Tough Dipper took a swig of Pitt Cola while looking at the picture, while Exposition Dipper managed to untangle his strong underwear from the ceiling fan, while Dog Dipper jumped on the table and Goatee Dipper was eyeing it with great interest.
"This is why." Pacifica Dipper replied while pointing to one of the pictures.
It was the kind of picture that made Tough Dipper spit out his Pitt Cola, Dog Dipper to cower under the table and whimper, Goatee Dipper to run to the trash can and throwing up while Exposition Dipper was as shocked as the rest.
"Bless my science books." Exposition Dipper commented in shock.
"I know!" Pacifica Dipper agreed. "This is twisted. I don't know what it means, but this is implying something that only Exposition Dipper understands."
"Explain later." Exposition Dipper replied. "Saving it for dramatic effect."
"Wait, where are my scissors?" Tough Dipper asked
Outside of the Shack, Dipper was still on the phone to Pacifica, explaining his problem.
"…Maybe she didn't mean it, you're right…" Dipper then laughed. "…You're not always right…Cheering me up?…..How will that work?…..Wait, what are you wearing?"
Just then, the other Dippers ran outside looking panicked and disturbed.
"Put that phone down, runt!" Tough Dipper demanded.
"Tough Dipper?" Dipper reacted before Tough Dipper snatched his phone off of him.
"He'll call you back." Tough Dipper said to Pacifica before hanging the phone up and putting it back in his pocket.
"Guys, what's going on?" Dipper asked. "You look panicked. Is Tough Dipper's girlfriend here?"
"No! Your sister is in danger!" Pacifica Dipper exclaimed.
Dipper then pulled a serious expression. "I knew there was something up with him! What is he up to?!"
"I wish he wants her to make glitter art, but this is more disturbing then having dinner with Pony Head's family." Tough Dipper replied. "Rich runt, show him."
Pacifica Dipper scoffed at Tough Dipper before showing Dipper a page which had a photo of a skeleton with a shooting star sweater that looked similar to Mabel's. It was at that moment, Dipper knew what this meant.
"And here's something bad, he took my interdimensional scissors." Tough Dipper explained.
"Oh that makes things so much better!" Dipper groaned.
"If Mabel Dipper's with your sister, then that means one thing-"
"Please don't explain it you intelligent runt." Tough Dipper demanded. "We don't need the explanation, we're smart enough."
"I'm not." Pacifica Dipper responded.
"Neither does Dog Dipper." Goatee Dipper pointed out.
"Well, what are we going to do?!" Dipper asked, sounding panicked and worried that his only sister will be gone for good. Cause despite all their arguments and disagreements, they loved and care for each other. "My sister's gonna be trapped with that psycho in his universe for the rest of her life!"
"Take it easy, noodle arms." Tough Dipper gently requested while grabbing him by the shoulders. "We just have to get another pair. And unfortunately…..I need to contact my ex. Hope she's not angry."
Later, Tough Dipper is on the phone moving the phone away from his face due to his ex yelling at him.
"Oh! You expect me to give your a pair of my interdimensional scissors after what happened between us?!" Exclaimed an angry Pony Head. "Mmm, you must be cra-zay! And that's crazy with a hyphen in-between, sucka!"
"Pony Head, I know you're pretty angry about our breakup, but one of my counterpart's sisters has been taken." Tough Dipper explained. "He's a depressing runt and-"
"OMG! Stop saying runt all the time!" Pony Head demanded. "I told you a million times that it's offensive to us mammals!"
While Tough Dipper was being scolded by his ex, Dipper looked too panicked to be invested, Goatee Dipper was trying his best not to chuckle, Exposition Dipper was busy taking notes, Pacifica Dipper was on his phone and Dog Dipper was licking his butt.
"Look, Pony Head, baby." Tough Dipper cooed gently. "Please, give me a pair. This pathetic noodle armed version of myself might hate me for life if I don't. And I don't need another person hating me."
"Uh! Fine!" Pony Head groaned. "I don't have a pair, but I know someone who does."
"Who in the infinite number of universes would have a pair of interdimensional scissors?" Tough Dipper's serious expression soon disappeared and it turned into a smile when Pony Head explained who had a pair. "Why did you and I break up in the first place?"
Later, the same boy named Diaz, now wearing blue pants and a red hoodie, walked out of a glowing portal with a pair of his own interdimensional scissors in his hand.
"Pony Head!" The boy shouted. "Where are you?! Why did you make me come to universe with some kind of creepy cabin disguised as a gift shop?!"
Just then, Tough Dipper popped up in front of the boy and grinned at him sinisterly. "Hello runt."
Tough Dipper then lifted the boys hoodie over his face, blocking his view, and then started punching him in the stomach and caused him to fall to the ground, knocked out.
"Tough me!" Dipper scolded angrily. "What was that?!"
"Marco Diaz." Tough Dipper replied. "The most pathetic runt in the multiverse."
"He didn't technically say 'who' he was asking, why did you feel the need to do that?" Exposition Dipper pointed out.
"I explained my reason." Tough Dipper replied before picking up Marco's interdimensioanl scissors from the ground. "I'll give you them back later, Diaz."
Tough Dipper then sliced the air, which opened up a portal to wherever they were going. "Now, I don't know where I'm exactly going so this may take a few dimensional jumps."
"Oh that just helps me feel so relaxed." Dipper groaned sarcastically.
"Quit being a runt, noodle arms." Tough Dipper demanded. "Come on let's go."
Goatee, Dog, Common and Exposition Dipper walked into the portal while Pacifica Dipper stared back at the unconscious Marco and smiled.
"Is it just me, or is he kind of cute?" Pacifica Dipper asked.
Tough Dipper groaned, grabbed Pacifica Dipper and threw him into the portal. And then, Tough Dipper jumped into the portal.
On the other side, the Dippers realised that they were in the middle of an empty desert with no life in sight.
After a long pause, Pacifica Dipper sighed. "Well, this is as close I am to getting a tan." Pacifica Dipper was about to take off his clothes, but he was stopped by Tough Dipper.
"Does this look like a natural tanning machine?" Tough Dipper asked.
"In a way, the sun kind of is." Exposition Dipper replied. "Unless you have-"
"Shut up!" Tough Dipper demanded.
"This isn't the universe we need." Dipper commented. "I mean, it's completely lifeless."
Suddenly, a giant wormlike creature popped out from the sand and growled at the Dippers.
The Dippers screamed before Tough Dipper sliced open another portal and the other Dippers jumped into the portal.
On the other side, they ended up in a forest with a random glowing mushroom that confused them, but they shrugged it off and jumped into another portal opened up by Tough Dipper.
Then, they ended up in a bedroom with lit torches all over the wall.
The Dippers then looked in front of them and groaned. There, they saw a demonic boy spiky salmon-colored hair, very pale lilac skin, three red eyes (one in the middle of his forehead), black eyeliner under and around his eyes, two pale-orange white-tipped horns on the sides of his head, sharp teeth, and pointy ears and nose; wearing a red tattered T-shirt with a bright red star within a maroon circle in the center, long dark-red wristbands, maroon ragged shorts, a dark gray studded belt, brown-tipped orange boots, a hoop earring on his right ear, and two studs in his left ear.
He laid on his stomach on a carpet of what appeared to be a black unicorn. He turned around and it was revealed he had a rose in his mouth. But once he saw who it was, he accidentally swallowed the rose.
"Oh, hey Dipper." The boy greeted looking surprised.
"Hey Tom." Tough Dipper greeted back. "Not trying to interrupt…" Tough Dipper then motioned to what Tom was doing. "…Whatever this is. Me and my, pathetic counterparts have got a mission."
"Okay, good luck." Tom shouted. "By the way, is a dog eating chocolate a bad thing?"
Tom pointed to Dog Dipper, who was eating some tiny heart shaped chocolates that were on the counter.
"Dog Dipper!" Goatee Dipper exclaimed just as Tough Dipper opened up another portal.
The Dippers jumped into the portal, except for Pacifica Dipper, who handed the demon prince a piece of paper with his phone number.
"Call me later, you handsome devil." Pacifica Dipper laughed. "Get it?"
Tough Dipper then grabbed Pacifica Dipper and dragged him into the portal.
Meanwhile, in a perfectly normal looking Gravity Falls, Mabel Dipper and Mabel exited a portal and were now walking on a mountain.
"Wow!" Exclaimed in surprise at the sight before her. "This is amazing."
Mabel Dipper then stared at his sort of sister, confused. "Uh….It's basically the same."
"Yeah, but the town doesn't get any prettier from this height." Mabel replied.
She wasn't wrong, the town looked pretty different from this part of the mountain. Sure it looked like a small town that no one will give a rat's butt about, but Mabel somehow managed to love the beauty of this quiet small town that isn't exactly quiet.
"Yeah." Mabel Dipper agreed. "I guess you're right." Mabel Dipper then smiled at his sort of sister before throwing away interdimensional scissors away without letting Mabel see it. "I always come up here from time to time. It usually cheers me up. You see, life isn't always easy. It's hard and a lot of people will knock us down, but I always come up here to remind me that the world is pretty place worth fighting for."
"I mean, this is definitely scrapbook worthy." Mabel said. "By the way, when will we get to meet your Mabel? I wanna say how much of a dork she is!"
Mabel Dipper's enthusiastic smile soon vanished at the mention of his sister. "Mabel, there's something I need to tell you. Do you wanna know why I wear these sweaters?"
"Because they're amazing." Mabel replied happily. "I know because we have the same mindset."
"No." Mabel Dipper replied. "I wear sweaters to remind me of you. My sister wasn't like Dipper, she was like us."
Mabel's smile soon vanished and she started to listen to her sort of brother with a serious expression. "What are you getting at?"
"My Mabel, was wild, full of energy, loved sweaters, hated unicorns, loved ponies and loved movies about friendship and believing in yourself." Mabel Dipper explained. "But then last year, she died during Weirdmageddon."
Mabel soon went wide eyed in surprise. Not only was she dead in this universe, but her own sort of brother lied to her about who she was.
"And soon after summer ended, I couldn't go back to school without her." Mabel Dipper explained. "I couldn't go to family Thanksgivings without her, I couldn't go anywhere without her. Months after her death, I started wearing sweaters, I gave up being a dork, I gave up Ghost Harassers…."
"Dipper, you're starting to scare me." Mabel said.
"…I started watching the stuff she liked, I even started wearing nacho earrings. Because, I couldn't exactly live with my dorky attitude without you! And now, my life is coming back on track. I have found a perfect Mabel to replace her."
"What?!" Mabel exclaimed.
"Stay with me forever Mabel!" Mabel Dipper yelled while grabbing his sort of sister on her shoulders. "Stay with me and we'll go back to school together, leave Gravity Falls together and grow up together like we did before."
Mabel stared at the Mabel Dipper like he was crazy and started to back away from him as slowly as possible. "I can't Dipper. You may be my brother, but you're not the one I've grown up with for 13 years. I can't be your sister. I know that sounds horrible but it's true. I have a brother I love despite his dorkiness and I even have an amazing future sister-in-law. I know they only started dating, but it's true."
Mabel Dipper then stared at his sister with sadness over her harsh words before looking down at the ground. "I wanted to do it gently, but…." Then, the Mabel Dipper pulled a laser out of his pocket and aimed it at his sort of sister, who held her hands in the air. "…Guess I have to do it harshly."
Meanwhile, the Dippers ran through another portal and ended up in a universe where they were inside the mouth of what appeared to be a whale.
"Gross!" Pacifica Dipper exclaimed before Tough Dipper opened up another portal and ended up back in the forest with that same glowing mushroom.
Then, Tough Dipper opened up another portal and ended up on top of a castle where a dark purplish dragon with green eyes loomed over them, ready to burn them alive.
"Oh dear, it appears we-" Before Exposition Dipper could explain anything, Tough Dipper shut him up by throwing him into another recently opened portal along with the others.
There, they passed the same forest and then ran into another portal where they ended up in a universe surrounded by cats, causing Dog Dipper to snarl aggressively at them.
"Down boy." Goatee Dipper chided, but the dog ignored him. "Down boy!"
Tough Dipper used the scissors to open up another portal and forced him and the other Dippers to jump through where they ended up in the same forest with the same glowing mushroom.
"Uh! This is pointless." Pacifica Dipper groaned.
"I agree with the Pacifica Dipper." Dipper said. "We've passed the same mushroom 9 times already."
"No we haven't." Tough Dipper argued. "We're part of a different universe where this mushroom is two inches to the left."
"Actually, I'm not." The mushroom explained. "You've passed me nine times."
"How do we know you're not lying?!" Tough Dipper asked.
"Because, that's a truth mushroom." Exposition Dipper replied. "They're mushrooms who only-"
"We get the point." Goatee Dipper interjected.
Dipper sat on the floor, possibly on the brink of tears due to the fact that his sister might be, somehow or another, hurt by the monstrous version of himself he didn't know would be monstrous.
"I can't believe I'm gonna lose my sister." Dipper said sadly. "I don't know what I'm gonna do without her. Heck, I'm pretty sure I could be disowned by Mom and Dad if they find out! This is hopeless!" Dipper placed his face on his arms, probably sobbing his eyes out.
Tough Dipper stood, not knowing what to do; while Dog Dipper was whimpering; Pacifica Dipper couldn't care less; while Goatee Dipper was staring at him, feeling somewhat sorry.
"Aww don't cry." The mushroom said. "I'm sure you'll find her."
"Thanks mushroom." Goatee Dipper said. "See? The mushroom believes us."
Tough Dipper, wanted to say something tough but he knew Dipper was probably too distraught to actually be needing this kind of advice. So, he sat next to Dipper and patted him on his back gently.
Tough Dipper wasn't very good at the comforting thing, but he was still trying nonetheless.
Dipper looked at his tough counterpart and gave a small smile at him actually trying to comfort him.
"We're gonna find her." Tough Dipper assured him. "I promise."
"Thanks." Dipper said.
"Hey, can we ever get going?!" Pacifica Dipper asked rudely. "I might get fungus on these shoes that cost over 400 dollars. These are Christian Diaz!"
"Shut up!" Tough Dipper demanded before opening up another portal.
"I'm sure this one will be the one." The mushroom said.
"Thanks mushroom." Tough Dipper said. "We can use a bit of confidence."
The Dippers all jumped through the portal and landed on top of a mountain.
The Dippers looked around with some of them feeling somewhat disappointed while Tough Dipper looked confident.
"Uh…We're back in the dump." Pacifica Dipper groaned.
"No. This might be different from ours." Tough Dipper assured them.
"How different can it be?" Goatee Dipper asked.
"I don't know." Tough Dipper replied.
"But expect the unexpected." Exposition Dipper requested.
"What would be unexpected?" Dipper asked.
Just then, they saw Mabel running up towards them, looking terrified with Mabel Dipper chasing after her, while trying to fix the gun.
"Can you please hold your hands up?!" Mabel Dipper asked. "This is my first time using this. Respect me, please!"
Mabel quickly ran up to her real brother and hid behind him while aiming her grappling hook at Mabel Dipper.
"Come anywhere near me!" Mabel challenged the Dipper.
"Hold on…" Mabel Dipper requested. "…Still working this."
Dipper then angrily approached his Mabel counterpart, cracking his knuckles.
"Hey, I'm not-"
Dipper then slapped the gun out of Mabel Dipper's hands and punched his Mabel counterpart in the face.
"I don't know if you came into my Earth intentionally or unintentionally, but you don't kidnap my sister!" Dipper exclaimed before punching him again, really hard which caused him to be knocked to the ground.
Before, Mabel Dipper could get up, Dog Dipper took a quick bite of his hand and him to quickly stand up straight. Then, he got shot in the head by Mabel's grappling hook.
Then, Goatee Dipper kicked Mabel Dipper in the place where it hurt the most before getting a slap by Pacifica Dipper.
"That's for that outfit!" Pacifica Dipper exclaimed. "Awful!"
And then, Exposition whacked Mabel Dipper across the face with the book causing some teeth to be knocked out.
And finally, Tough Dipper grabbed Mabel Dipper by the shoulder and used the interdimensional scissors to open up a portal.
"You disgust me runt!" Tough Dipper scolded him. "I hate you more then Marco Diaz!"
Mabel Dipper stared at Tough Dipper with a confused look. "Who?"
Tough Dipper smirked and then threw Mabel Dipper into the portal, leading him to end up in some unknown universe wherever it may be.
After that ended, Dipper turned to face his sister and asked her "Are you okay?"
"Yeah." Mabel replied. "You don't get held at gunpoint literally by a crazy version of you everyday."
"Alright, let's go." Tough Dipper said. "I have places to take these runts to."
"You're not gonna stop calling us runts aren't you?" Pacifica Dipper asked, annoyed.
"Afraid not." Tough Dipper replied with a smug smile.
Later, the gang arrive back in Gravity Falls where Marco was still lying unconscious from the beating. The Dippers and Mabel arrived back where the Dippers looked impressed that he was still here while Mabel was confused.
"Uh….Is that where you got a pair before you got your's back?" Mabel asked the tough one.
"I never mug from anyone, except for Marco Diaz." Tough Dipper replied before picking up the unconscious body and using Marco's pair to open a portal to Mewni for the unconscious Marco. "Sayonara, Diaz you runt." Tough Dipper then threw the unconscious body and Marco's scissors back into the portal and then the Dipper used his scissors to close it up.
"That should do it."
"Hey Dipper, do you know what that Dipper has against him?" Mabel asked.
"I don't know." Dipper said. "I think he might have something against karate."
"Alright kiddies." Tough Dipper announced. "Time for us to go home. Exposition Dipper, have you found out where they came from?"
"Yes, I have." Exposition Dipper's reply caused everyone to stare at him with a surprised expression, since nothing was said about it.
"Wait, how did you gain access to our DNA?" Pacifica Dipper asked, disgusted.
"Simple, I extracted remnants of your hair that fell at random points." Exposition Dipper replied. "And then, I used those strand of hairs to trace your world of origin so Tough Dipper can send you home."
"Why didn't you ask?" Goatee Dipper asked while Exposition Dipper handed Tough Dipper the notes.
"Then I'd have to deal with your screams, which I don't." Tough Dipper replied while opening 6 different portals. "Okay, say your goodbyes."
Goatee Dipper was saying goodbye to Dipper and Mabel by shaking their hands at the same time. "Bye you two. Even though I didn't actually get to say enough, it was awesome knowing you."
"And don't forget to have a shave." Mabel joked.
Goatee Dipper on the other hand, was kind of confused by Mabel's joke. "What's a shave?" Goatee Dipper let go of the twins hands before walking into the portal that lead to his home.
Dog Dipper started sniffing the two, showing them some love. "And I'm gonna miss you so much, doggy Dipper." Mabel said while stroking him causing his tail to wag like crazy. "You're cute aren't you? Who wants a belly rub for the road?"
"Mabel, it needs to go." Dipper interjected.
"Don't you dare call him an it!" Mabel snapped before Dog Dipper jumped into the portal.
Exposition Dipper just walked past the two and said, "I'd say something smart to make you think, but I don't have time! Bye!" Exposition Dipper walked into his portal, back home.
"Neither do I!" Pacifica Dipper exclaimed while shoving past the two and walking into his portal.
Tough Dipper then approached the two and placed his two hands on their shoulders. "It was nice knowing you, runts."
"I hope we see each other again." Mabel said. "Maybe toughen my brother up."
"Hey!" Dipper mockingly chided while rolling his eyes at his sister.
"What?" Mabel reacted. "It could help your noodle arms."
Tough Dipper smiled and replied, "I hope not." Tough Dipper walked back into his portal, straight home.
As soon as the portals close, Dipper and Mabel just stood in place smiling.
Mabel then sighed sadly and stared at her brother. "I'm sorry Dipper."
"Mabel, it's okay." Dipper said.
"No don't apologise." Mabel requested. "You had every right to be angry with me."
"I don't Mabel." Dipper said. "I just wish we would've hung out during this time."
"Huh?"
"I get why you hung around Mabel Dipper, he was a more fun version of me." Dipper said. "And I wanna apologise for not being like him. I mean, sometimes I get jealous that I aren't as fun as you."
"Dipper, you don't have to change for me." Mabel assured her brother. "I don't want you to. I don't want some fun version replacing you. But there's one thing I need you to promise me if I die."
"What?" Dipper asked.
Mabel only responded in silence since she was thinking back to what she heard what Mabel Dipper was saying to her. "Mabel? Are you-"
Mabel was staring at the ground with tears flowing down her face something that made Dipper worried.
"Mabel, is there-"
Dipper was interrupted when Mabel attacked him with a strong hug something that surprised Dipper.
"Please don't let me die, Dipper." Mabel begged in-between sobs. "Please Dipper, don't let me die. I know that sounds arrogant, but I'm terrified what will happen to you if I die."
Mabel started crying while hugging her brother who was starting to get teary eyed himself. He hugged her back while trying his best to remain strong for his sister.
"I promise Mabel." Dipper assured her. "I won't let anything bad happen to you. I promise."
Epilogue
The Mabel Dipper landed on top of a mountain after, who knows how long he was falling. He felt it was probably for thirty minutes.
He was at first confused to where he was, but once he saw the view of Gravity Falls and then dropped to his knees feeling sad.
"I can't believe it." Mabel Dipper said sadly. "I….Blew it…I'm gonna have a sister again."
The Mabel Dipper then started crying his eyes out over ruining his chances of getting his sister back from the dead.
Just then, the Dipper felt a four fingered hand gently placed upon his shoulder. He looked up and saw Toffee staring down at him with a serious face.
"You want your sister back, don't you?" Toffee asked.
Mabel Dipper wiped away his tears and replied, "What made you figure that out?"
"If you want your sister back, I could give it you." Toffee's explanation made the blubbering boy look up. "I lost something important to me that I want back. And we can get that important something unless, you become a member of the horsemen."
"Horsemen?" Mabel Dipper queried.
Toffee only replied to the poor boy with his signature sinister smile.