"How To Save A Life"

Disclaimer: I don't own Grey's I just love it. Enjoy

A/N: Thanks 4 all the reviews... and thanks Lily106 I know her name is spelt Cristina but I put the h out of habit lol my cousins spells it with the H but thanks 4 pointing it out to me I over looked it when I was proof reading... 3 more days till I get Season two of Grey's + season 2 cd and the book thing that they put out .. Yey! Lol enjoy ... Sorry if you get a little mixed up with POV's im experimenting with first person I usually write in 3rd ... so im gona end up switching back and forth if u get confused ill just fix it n re post the chapter.

Evidence, some how it always comes back to haunt us. As surgeons we are taught to be sterile, and always through. Were taught now to leave a trace of presents behind. There are those rare occasions where we rush. When Karma comes back to bit us in the ass. Its times like these we wish we had followed what we know. Why couldn't I remember all of that? Evidence it will be the death of us all.

First day back and all ready I feel like everyone's whispering behind my back. Maybe I'm imaging it, please tell me I'm imaging it.

"Meredith your back, how's Izzie"

"Cristina thank god you're here, Izzie's fine what about Burke?"

Christina smiled a true smile which a rare and beautiful sight. "Burke is great"

"So you two are ok now" Meredith asked carefully.

"Were Burke and Cristina"

"Good." Meredith nodded with a smile on her face.

"Good." Cristina also nodded but had a slight smirk on her face.

"Grey how was Izzie when you left." Alex walked over to the pair as he pulled his scrub top over his chest.

"She was baking."

"Baking" he paused and nodded. "Good."

"Why is everyone sitting around, Get up we got lives to save people" Dr. Bailey said as she held open the door. "O'Malley is waiting in the hall"

The three just nodded and walked out in to the hall where they found George staring at the Bulletin board in shock.

"George, snap out of it" Christina said slapping him outside the head.

Only to have George Point to the top left corner of the board.

"George what is I-" I stopped dead words leaving my mouth as I felt my thought close up. There right there pinned to the wall were my panties!

"Wow" was all Cristina was able to get out.

"Nice panties" I wanted to smack Alex when he said that.

"Who's panties are on this board" Bailey said loud enough for everyone in the hall to stair at her.

I couldn't breath, I felt like I was going to pass out and then something even worse happed.

"Moring Dr. Bailey"

"Dr. Shepherd would you look at this some idiots idea of a joke" she said as she pointed up at the board.

Derek almost choked on his coffee as he looked up at the board and then to me for a split second and the back to the board. Lucky for him only Cristina caught the look and she was now grilling me.

"I'll take them down... and depose of them" Derek reached up and took them down gently only to put them in his pocket. I wanted to die right there just drop to the floor dead, I really hate karma.

Bailey was eyeing Derek, she had that I know your up to something look on her face. "Well I have a surgery to get to, I'll see you all later" He nodded and as he walked away he sunk a glance at me.

"You are so telling me later" Cristina whispered to me.

I could only nod, Cristina had stuck by me threw all of my Mcdreamy drama. I knew she would be ok with everything maybe a little upset but ok in a Cristina way at least.

"Yang"

"Yes Dr. Bailey"

"How's Preston"

"He's doing a lot better the tremors minimizing, were still waiting for the swelling to go down. He shouldn't be here more than another week"

"Good, good. When he's released you should take a week off"

"Yes, Dr Bailey."

"And Yang"

"Yes"

"Get back to work"

"Right away" With that Cristina grabbed a few of her charts and was off.

"Grey what are you still doing here"

"Uh... grabbing chart's right now."

"Get"

"Dame interns never learn"

"Im sorry Dr. Bailey. Were trying"

"O'Malley" Miranda said rasing her voice about to explode. "Karev you to."

"Sorry, Im going" George said grabbing a few charts and running off. Tripping over his own feet, and just managing to stop him self form falling "Sorry" and with that he was gone.

Bailey could only sigh and started murdering under her breath. "Dame interns, they'll be the death of me"

Alex just smirked and walked off.

I met up with Cristina in the cafeteria, and I still think everyone's whispering behind my back. It's just a lovely day at Seattle Grace.

"Burkes mother is coming, Burkes mother for christ sakes."

"Those were my panties on the board"

"His friggen mother, I have to meet his friggen mother"

"I'm really a dirty whore, a dirty filthy whore"

"I need to get laid"

"I got laid at the prom last week, mind blowing sex, and now im a really a Filthy whore"

They both sighed and looked at each other.

"Mcdreamy?"

"The one and only"

"It was bound to happen, you had protection right"

My eyes go wide and I feel the blood run out of my body.

"Mer please tell me you weren't that stupid"

"I, we, oh god"

"Well we'll just have to pray your not"

"Oh god,"

"It's gona be ok I mean your probably save"

"Oh god,"

"Meredith say oh god again and im going to slap you"

"Im a whore"

"Yea right, and im the chief of staff." Cristina smacked my arm. "You love him Meredith and he knows that, if anything its his fault."

I start to hyperventilate.

"Meredith he was it for you, it not your fault he's an ass and didn't tell you about Satan." She started rubbing my back. "Now breath, before you make a scene. I need you to help me figure out a way to have sex"

I look at her an burst out laughing.

"Hey I can't help it."

"Well you could just get a sexy bra and panties set and where it under your scrubs."

"Humm, good idea. Go on"

"Play doctor with Burke, make sure you lock the door and have your way with him."

"That might just work"

"You could always page me and have me keep guard out side."

"Deftly works. See everything going to be ok." she said with a smirk. "Im gona have sex and your not a whore."

"But I could be pregnant"

"Meredith, stop making up problems, you don't know if you are," She smacked my arm. "Stop being so dame negative."

"Ok, ok. I'll stop I promise."

"Good, now Vicky Secretes?"

"Deftly"

"Good,"

A/N: See its longer... got a little MerDer with more to come... Also Burke and Cristina (Bang?)... maybe Addison will appear in a chapter... we shall see... much more to come so Please review... leave any comments suggestions and Such... Later... yea this would have been up last night but didn't wana work go figure