Pepper Bites The Dust
Author:GriffinDork
Rating:PG
Summary:Pepper has finally bitten the dust.The Star Fox team has agreed to attend his funeral.Plus Falco gets lucky and wins something.
Special thanks to Rare for creating Star Fox Adventures.And thanks to Nintendo for creating the character of Fox.
Disclaimer:These characters aren't mine at all.I ain't rich.
It was an average day in the life of the Star Fox crew until Falco ran in and ruined it all.
"Hey guys!I just won fifteen million dollars in the lottery!"he yelled.
"Ooh-any for me?"Fox asked excitedly as he leaned forward in his chair.
"No Fox.None for you,you big gork!"
Fox then pointed his gun at Falco.Just then,General Pepper came on the hologram screen.
"Members of the Star Fox crew:If you are listening to this hologram,then I am already dead,"the hologram's speech began.
"Finally,"Fox said in a stage whisper as General Pepper blathered on.
"At my funeral,each person who attends gets fifteen million dollars as a thank you."
Fox leaned forward in his chair once again."Fifteen million dollars?Just for attending a stupid funeral?Guys, let's go!
And so they're off. How did you like that? Good? Bad?Please R and R or however that's spelled.