Uh… yeah… sorry about that really long delay. I've been really busy doing things. Among them punishment. In fact, I'm punished right now! The only reason I'm typing this is because our Dish Network went out and I'm off punishment for at least a week.J So if you promise not to hit me, on with this fic!

THE LONG DELAYED PEPPER BITES THE DUST: CHAPTER 2!

"Well," Fox said, stepping out of the Great Fox with his lackeys humbly trailing behind him. "Here we are!"

"Hey, Fox?" Slippy said quietly.

"Yeah, Slip?" Fox replied.

"What's a lackey?"

"You'll learn when you're older, son. When your older."

Da fox, da bunny, da fwoggy and da wittle birdy--

"QUIT TALKIN' BABY TALK! It's annoying." Falco yelled, pulling out his blaster.

Yes, Mr. Falco. Anyway, they all walked into the funeral home to find Pepper's peaceful body staring at them. A dog came, ripped the skin on the body's arm, took a bone and ran away. Somehow, nobody noticed.

"He looks so peaceful!" Fox said in tears. "He would make a great target for when we practice in the shooting range!" All of a sudden, Uzumaki Naruto and two clones came to beat the snot out of the dead body,

"NA!" one clone said.

"RU!" another said.

"TO!" the real one said, bringing the hardest kick. They then left.

"Ummm…" Fox began to say when all of a sudden, Haruno Sakura came.

"THIS IS FOR MAKING FUN OF SASUKE!" She kicked him in the nuts and tore his left arm off. She then bludgeoned Sasuke and got Ino. "Lookie what I did!"

"Very good, Sakura." Ino said, moving closer to Sakura. Fox covered Slippy's eyes.

"Don't look, Slip."

"Why? What're they doing?"

"'Kay, they're gone." Fox said, uncovering Slippy's eyes.

Sakura and Ino were being shooed away by the funeral manager-person-guy.

"I say, this is a funeral home! Go make out somewhere else!" He turned to where the body was, but it was gone! "Well, since the body's gone, no money for anyone."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fox yelled so loud that the entire world heard him. Then, everybody went back home to get a real life, much like anyone who's reading this fic should.

Just Kidding

'Kay, how was it? Worth the wait? Look, I'm really sorry about that wait! Don't you pick up that rusty pipe! Don't you raise it over my head! Don't you- WAP! (Drops to the floor)