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Disclaimer: I never and will ever own Naruto! If I did, he'd be mine, as would Gaara, Kankorou, Shikamaru, Neiji, …..(drools)
Summary: You've got to be kidding me, right? Just read…
AN: You know I swear I just said something but well, this insert will probably be confusing….I think.
Fatale Sin
Chapter Four
It was time, Sin knew as she looked up to Jiraiya, who came up behind her. The seriousness in his face showed it. She glared at him. He thinned his lips. Her eyes began to water. His eyes were already red. Or was that the effect of all the red around his eyes?
Sin could no longer hold on and blinked. Jiraiya's face broke into a gleeful grin.
"Yeeahahaha! I won! Now you hafta do what I want!" With that his face became all read and a slight blood trickle appeared under his nose as his eyes turned up to complete his lecherous grinning face.
Sin's look stopped him in his one-track mind. He cleared his throat (and mind).
"Ahem! I need you to…" Jiraiya looked around and then whispered something into Sin's ear. Her eyes bugged out as she yelled.
"Nani! You must be kidding me!" Jiraiya once again had his serious face on. Sin groaned with a slight blush on her face, as well as disgust for the once again smirking pervert sennin.
Hokage's Office…
Tsunade was doing what she loved most. Okay, she was doing what she loved secondly most. Fine! She was doing what she's always doing.
Tsunade, one of the Legendary Three of Konoha, the strongest female of Konoha, the slug summoner, the great medic sennin, the 6th Hokage, was sleeping, surrounded by mountain loads of unfinished paperwork. Drool leaked continuously from her mouth. Many would think she was dreaming of finding a way to escape her position, or of escaping to gamble. Which she would do occasionally on the weekdays when she was usually plagued with the complaints and reconstruction of Konoha, which has recently just been completed but today was a weekend and on weekends, she was busy dreaming of her favorite precious person: Uzumaki Naruto. Every once and a while, she'd choke and cough on her saliva but soon she'd be back in La La Land, again.
Slowly but quietly, one of the three great windows of the Hokage's office was opened. A small hand peeked out and dragged up a young lithe male body with the help of its partner, the other hand. A spiky blond head poked up from the edge. Mysterious deep blue eyes looked from side to side, then the head moved up to show a huge grin then an orange jumpsuit, and to finish off, feet clad in blue sandals. (Note that the mentioned outfit is the 12-yr-old Naruto's wardrobe). Finally, the body hefted itself in. The blond spotted the dozing Hokage and sauntered over. Finally at the Hokage's side, he leaned over to her ear and yelled:
"Oi! Obaasan! Wake…Oof!" Before he could even finish, a huge fist brimming with chakra punched him on the head downwards, causing him to find himself embedded and eating the floorboards. Then of course, he found himself in a curvaceous embrace. Even after all the action, he recovered fast enough to pat the lady on her back as she sobbed.
"Naruto! Oh you're back!" The Hokage cried. Tears replaced the drool earlier as her embrace quickly transformed into a bear hug, aka, the shackle of instant death. The boy's eyes bugged as all his breathe was squeezed out of him.
"Mle goh! Mleh goh!" He muffled between her incredibly huge breasts. Tsunade apologized but still maintained her tight embrace as if forgetting to let go. She never noticed that another figure had slipped into the room or that "Naruto" had turned into a girl. She did notice when Jiraiya yelled at her and pulled the barely conscious body from her.
"Let her go already! This joke's gone on far enough!" Tsunade blinked and came to see Jiraiya and a coughing girl in an orange with blue trimmings and blue butterflies kimino.
"Jiraiya! What happened? Who's she? Where's Naruto?" Jiraiya looked stricken as he looked down to a recovered Sin. Tsunade once again asked. This time quietly as if expecting the worse. Sin looked up to Tsunade in pained sorrow.
"Hokage-sama, Uzumaki Naruto…" She trailed off as she shot a glance at Jiraiya who maintained a stricken face. She looked back at the Hokage. "Uzumaki Naruto is dead. Has been for two years."
Sin was having an awful time against her opponent. She felt like she was dying as the pain in her side once again flared.
"Ungh!" Sin fell unto her knees as she looked up to her opponent. "Wait. I…"
Once again, she was jabbed with the tip of the red fan, hard, and she fell back. This time she didn't get back up as her bruised body finally said that enough was enough. She had to think this through if she was going to get the upper hand.
She wore her blonde hair in a braid that was covered in a black cloth, covering and binded to her hair. Her body was covered in a short, open, sleeveless, orange yukata that ended mid-thigh. Under her yukata, she wore a long-sleeve, tight, fishnet mesh shirt that had an orange cloth sewn around chest area to hide it in the instances that her yukata slipped open. She wore blue shorts that ended just before her knees. On her right leg from the end of the shorts down was covered in bandages. She wore her regular blue ninja sandals and blue metal back, fingerless gloves.
She waited for the red fan wielder to come over to her to complete her plan. Quietly, the footsteps came and soon enough the red fan wielder came over to stand before Sin's compliant body. Quickly, without any hesitation, she opened her eyes and kicked upward at the person. As if having already contemplated this move, the person grabbed Sin's foot in mid-air and threw her against a sakura tree.
Sin winced and sat up.
"Alright! I give up!" She looked up to the person before her and was soon staring into the red demonic eyes of the "Kyuubi" in all his human glory. He, too, wore a yukata, only his reached floor and trailed behind him. His yukata was opened, baring a defined muscled shoulder. He stood in the midst of the red and pink sakura petals. With his smirk at victory and the red fan opened and softly fanning himself, he looked as close to a demon god as anyone could ever understand. A beautiful one, too.
"Good, Sin, very clever but futile attempt. Next time be a little faster and you may just win the next round, until then, you will learn no more from me…" Sin pouted as the red and pink swirling sakura petals surrounded him and then he was no more. Her stomach warmed and then soon Tummy-tan was growling for food. Sin patted her stomach and paused as the Kyuubi healed her, then was out to look for food.
"..sin…" Sin twitched as a slightly stinky breeze wafted over her.
"..Sin…" Sin groaned as she was once again the victim to the familiar stinky breeze.
"SIN!" She started and sat up quickly. She soon regretted that action as halfway, she butted heads with the Legendary Toad Sennin.
"Oww…" Sin rubbed her slight bump on the head while glancing for the Toad pervert through squinted tired eyes. She spotted him on the floor with a huge bump on his forehead. She also spotted slightly serious wounds on his body. Such as a broken arm and the neck cast. She was sitting on a couch of a strangely dimmed room. Her eyes pained her so that she didn't bother to view the room more closely.
"What happened to you, Ero-sennin..?" She tried to stand up and jerked to a stop as pain seared her back and her leg. She muffled the pain down as she almost cried out in the pain she hasn't felt for so long. Suddenly the room was thrown into sunlight as the curtains were opened.
"I happened, that's what!" Came an authoritive voice. Sin's eye twitched as her pain was ignored to look up at the frighteningly scary face of the 6th Hokage. All the memories of how they got to their present conditions, came rushing into Sin's head. 'So that's why I had that flashback of training with him, the pain was so similar…'
Flash Back
Tsunade sat back down calmly at her desk, now clear of files and paperwork. She stared steadily at Sin. She had a stricken and pale face.
"Can you repeat that?" She asked, swallowing down the sobs. Her heart was once again trembling to break. Sin stared over the older woman's shoulder and repeated:
"Uzumaki Naruto is dead. Died two years ago." Tsunade shuddered and silently began to cry.
"Oh god…Naruto…My Naruto…..(sob, gasping sobs)" Tsunade bawled into her hands as the realization that she'll never see her little shining hope ever again punched her. Jiraiya all of a sudden adapted a sincere and sad face as he went over to the crying Hokage and patted her back. Sin closed her eyes, certain of the outcome she had thought of, she braced for impact.
"It's alright, Tsunade-chan, Naruto may be dead…" Tsunade paused. "…but he is like a caterpillar…" Tsunade looked up into Jiraiya's smiling face like he was reciting poetry. "…and in order to become the butterfly that he must surely become, he had to die…" Tsunade's hands turned into fists as if she knew what the pervert sennin was about to say. "…and so he died only to become the beautiful butterfly you see before you…" Tsunade glanced at Sin and blanched to see the red-faced girl in a butterfly outfit in a cute girly pose of having her hands in gentle fists raised to just below her cheeks and a foot up in the air with the knee bent. It would've been cute had she not have the look of disgust and embarrassment on her face. Tsunade looked up to Jiraiya who was busy spouting s#t about butterflies.
"Jiraiya…!" She said it so deadly that Jiraiya paused and actually paled as his plan seemed to back fire. He didn't even bother to run as he yelled to his little "butterfly":
"Run, Sin! Ruuuunnnnnn!"
End of Flash Back
Sin winced as pain played froggy jump on her spine. Well, that went well. As anyone could see neither her nor the frog pervert escaped the invincible wrath of Tsunade.
"Care to explain, "Sin"." Tsunade asked. Or more like commanded. Sin could see a future of pain if she didn't. Sighing, she adapted the famous lazy pose of Shikamaru and began her tale.
Ending Commentary: So did ya like it? Well, review and give me some more votes as they won't start applying until maybe the sixth chapter or so. Some one had asked for current votes so here they are from highest to lowest:
Itachi-19
Kakashi-8
Sasuke-5
Neiji-4
Shikamaru-2
Shino-2
Lee-1
Gaara-1
Genma-1
It's very surprising that someone had even wanted Genma to be with Sin/Naruto.
Neiji: What are you talking about? It's #$ing surprising that someone wants ME to be with Sin/Naruto when I haven't even made my dramatic entrance yet.
TenshiUmiko: Um…Make that four someones, Neiji. I think you should give the relationship a try, you may just win!
Neiji: Naruto told me fate is never determined but I can tell you that it is certain the DESTINY will keep me apart from my Naru….Oh s#t...
TenshiUmiko: I think you might just need some more therapy Neiji.
Neiji: …Can it be…that I am…in..love? With…Naruto?
TenshiUmiko: Nyahh…Okay now onto Gaara.
Gaara: (appears suddenly in a sand storm that blows Neiji away) What about me?
TenshiUmiko: Uh….no comments…Bye everyone until next time (starts to run)
Gaara: Answer me or die. What about me and what happened to Naruto? When did he get a sex change? Why did…..
Next time of Fatale Sin:
No inserts because author is too lazy and now unmotivated. So if you want more then review! And the votes are still being counted…..