TU: Ohayo! It's me, the lovely authoress who unwillingly bribes herself to write stories.
Naruto: Great! Why do you even bother?
TU: Huh?
Shikamaru: How bothersome.
Naruto: I mean, what's the point? All your stories are crappy anyways! Who'd wanna read them?
TU: Na…Naruto! I never knew you cared!
Naruto: That's because I don't.
Shikamaru: Tch.
TU: You don't have to deny it anymore! I wuv you toooooo!
Naruto: EEEYYYYEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (runs away from TU)
Shikamaru: Well anyways, here's the stupid update. So bothersome.
Disclaimer: I will never own Naruto. (Weeps)
Summary: Just read it already.
AN: Nyah!
Fatale Sin
Chapter Seven
Tsunade looked at the Hyuuga seriously, then to a chance to glance at the unconscious girl. She sighed heavily.
While she had been interrogating Jiraiya, and almost got her information, she was interrupted by several Anbus and the Hyuuga barging into her office while she was straddling Jiraiya on the floor.
She could just see it now. The headlines: Sex-Starved Godaime Hokage Forces Herself on the Unwilling Legendary Pervert Jiraiya! She remembered it like it was yesterday. In fact, she wished it was yesterday, but the fact was, it had just happened thirty-four minutes ago.
Flash back
"Oh Jiraiya-Kun! Please tell me allllllllll about our little baby, Na…ah..Sin….." Tsunade fluttered her eyes and teased the now conscious Jiraiya with a little show of her guns. Jiraiya shivered and drooled, but pulled back and closed his eyes.
"Oh no, Tsunade! You heard what Sin said! You'd be the first to know when she's ready to tell us anything about what happened those two years…er…" Jiraiya looked at Tsunade with a huge frightened look.
Tsunade popped a vein. If her instincts told her right, then something did happen those two years of her little Na..er…Sin's life that Jiraiya was at fault of.
"Jiraiya! What did you do!" Jiraiya yelped as Tsunade got into her little anger mode, which happened to look a lot like inner Sakura when she was spiffed off.
"Eep! I…I don't know anything!" It was surprising to say the least, or in this instance, to see, the Legendary Toad Sennin, weep. Tsunade paused and frowned.
"Whaddya mean, Youdon'tknowanything?" Now Tsunade had Jiraiya by the hair. (Picture HIM on his knees and hands while SHE is holding HIS long silver hair in a fist and has a foot on his ass and bending over while standing on one leg, if you can't then I'd hafta say you ain't seen everything yet so get out of here and go read some P$!)
"I…I….I haven't…um..can you promise me something?" Tsunade loosened her grip.
"What is it?" She glared at him untrustingly.
"Well, if I tell you, can you promise me….um…not to beat me up?" Tsunade growled but nodded, taking in the opportunity to learn Sin's secret.
"Okay!" Tsunade and Jiraiya were sitting on the floor cross legged and looking serious. Jiraiya began by clearing his throat. "Tsunade…"
"Yeah?" Tsunade perked her ears.
"I…." Tsunade sat up straighter.
"Yeah? Yeah?" She was at her peak.
"…Seriously…" Tsunade frowned.
"Hurry it up man!" Jiraiya gulped and took the plunge.
"…DON'T KNOW!" Tsunade and Jiraiya sat there as time seemed to freeze itself.
Then as all things must go on, the silence broke.
"You…" Tsunade began.
"Yeah?" Jiraiya began to have hope of a bloodless future.
"You don't know?" Tsunade fell silent again.
"Um…yeah…" His hope faded into nothing as he clearly saw his future as Tsunade looked up with flames in her eyes.
"JIRAIYAAAAAAA!" She leapt onto him straddling his legs to keep him from struggling free and gripped her strong, chakra burning hands around his neck.
"GURK! AKKK!" And just before the pervert sennin could fall back into the welcoming darkness just over the ridge, the Anbus surrounding the Hyuuga came in.
"Hokage-sama! This person wanted to…."
"Hokage-sama! I…."
Both went silent at the scene. Their high picture of the Godaime will be forever changed by this unsightly scene. One of the Anbus even screamed.
"EEEEYYYAAAHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES!" And he ran out. (I feel pity for this Anbu dude (who is a big character in the later chapters) it's kinda like you seeing your parents at it, or worse, your grandparents….eeewwww….)
End of Flash Back
Tsunade had been so surprised that her grip loosened enough for Jiraiya to escape and now she was faced with the Anbus that saw her and the Hyuuga. A blush was still on her face after identifying the scene and saw what they saw. A blush and disgust was apparent.
But of course, she ordered them to never speak of it.
But of course, with such juicy gossip material, who'd keep quiet?
Tsunade shook her head out of her thoughts and went straight to the matter at hand. She had been livid at the people who stormed into her office without any notice, even though she wouldn't have noticed while enjoying a little Jiraiya strangling. But that all changed when she saw Na…er…Sin.
'Damn! I gotta stop thinking of her as Naruto!'
She had been a little worried until she saw to it that the girl was just sleeping. What she wanted to know was, what was up with her hair? It was a…ugly color-like. And what the hell was those weird scars on her cheek bones? Not that the whisker scars were any weirder but still. She knew it was genjutsu. But what Tsunade really want to know was, how could Sin keep up the genjutsu even after falling unconscious.
She waved her hand to excuse the Anbus and then turned her attention towards the Hyuuga who had brought Sin in.
"So tell me what happened."
"Sin you baka!" Sin turned around to see Kyuubi in his human form. She was apparently back in the furthest area of her head, which meant that she was "sleeping". She glanced around to see the usual pink and red cherry blossoms blossoming in the trees of the green, sorta misty and foggy meadow of cherry trees. Entranced she answered:
"Yes? Can I help you?" Kyuubi knocked a fist on her head.
"Stop fooling! What happened?" Sin pursed her lip out as if thinking while favoring her bump.
"Well…I don't really remember…" THONK!
"Oww! Okay, okay, I remember!" Kyuubi growled at the teary eyed girl.
"Good now tell me before I release this stupid genjutsu you have on yourself. You should be thanking me for keeping it up." Then he muttered silently to himself. Something along the lines of: "stupid…can't…do…..tsu right….did I….wrong?"
Sin glared at her sensei.
"I was ganged up by five girls and there was this…" Kyuubi pffted.
"Five? Five whimsly weak girls? Sin! When I was your age, I ate whimsly weak girls for snack!" Now it was Sin's turn to pfft at her sensei.
"Yeah…I believe you. More like you flirted with them during snack time…"
"Show more respect you idiot!" He gave her another bump.
"Kyaahhh! Look what you've gone and done! You made me scream like a girl!"
"You are a girl!"
"Am….Dammit!"
"Hmph! Now Sin tell me what you saw."
Scene Break
Kyuubi closed his eyes as Sin finished her very finely defined story of what happened, which was also full of lies and excuses. Of course, he picked out the truths from the lies, and from what he heard he feared for his container.
"Sin." Sin looked at her sensei.
"Yah?" Kyuubi looked deeply at her.
"Be careful." Sin frowned in confusion.
"What?" Then all of a sudden she was thrown out of the peaceful cherry blossom meadow scene and tumbled back into reality.
"OWW!" Tsunade and the Hyuuga person turned around to see Sin lying face down after falling from her comfy spot on the sofa.
"Ugh…." Sin slowly sat up and looked around. "Oh! I'm back here! Now where is that…Huh?" Sin finally noticed the couple sitting there.
"Tsunade-oba..ah..sama!" Sin quickly corrected herself. Sometimes, she forgot herself. Then she saw the dark haired person stand up and slowly face her. Her eyes widened.
"OOOIIIIII!" Sin stood up and once again forgot her situation.
"I know you! You're…." The person looked up with those Hyuuga eyes and stared into Sin's eyes. A small smile was on the person's lips.
"You're…."
TO BE CONTINUED….
Ending Comments: Nyahahahah! Even in this chapter you don't know who this person is! Kehehehehe. Well if you wanna ever find out, you had better review! After reading this, of course.
Love me and Hate me for it all Yosh!
See ya next time.
Omake:
Kyuubi closed his eyes as Sin finished her very finely defined story of what happened, which was also full of lies and excuses. Of course, he picked out the truths from the lies, and from what he heard he feared for his container.
"Sin." Sin looked at her sensei.
"Yah?" Kyuubi looked deeply at her.
"Stay away from girls. Especially that type."
Sin shuddered as she thought of that type. She nodded and thought that this was
probably the smartest advice her sensei ever gave her.
Somewhere not near here...
Ino and Sakura sneezed.
"Whoa! Someone must be talking about me."
If you do not get it then you don't get it and will never get it so there.