Sandy snuggled in Sheldon's arms. "That was amazing."
He looked at her. "I love..."
"I love you too..."
"... this body. I have depth perception!"
Sandy was rather surprised by this outburst. "What?"
"With Depth Perception, I could RULE THE WORLD... with you by my side, of course."
"We just had sex, and all you can think about is world domination?"
"I don't know why. I think it's a side effect of the spell. What do you want?"
"I dunno. A little romance?"
"Romance ain't my thing, doll."
"What did you just call me?"
"Hold on, honey. It's just the post-orgasmic hormones talking."
"I'll show you post-orgasmic hormones!"
Sheldon ran down the stairs and outside, barely getting his board shorts on before being on the streets of Bikini Bottom. He marched to the Sea Witch's lair.
"You tricked me! You made me even MORE obsessed with power."
"You couldn't choose, Sheldon. So, I chose for you. You can rule the world, if you can give up love."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
The Sea Witch gave Sheldon a knife. "Cut out the heart of the one you love, and I'll let you keep this body forever."
Conflicted by his desires, Sheldon raced back to the treedome. Sandy was on her bed, crying.
Sheldon came up behind her, but as soon as he did, something stopped him from going through with it. He dropped the knife, and sat next to Sandy. "I'm sorry, Sandy. I never want to hurt you."
She looked up at him, and searched his eyes, to find the truth. Sure of his honesty, she kissed him.
Suddenly, outside, the Sea Witch gave a great cry and revealed herself for what she was.
"THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!"
"In drag!" He laughed maniacally.
"Wow, I can't believe we didn't see that coming."
The Flying Dutchman laughed again, and zapped Plankton. He turned back into the little coepopod he had been before. "Now, Plankton, you owe me for granting your wish."
"I knew there was a catch!"
"And the catch is: you've got to work for a hundred years as a member of my ghostly-ghost crew!"
"Oh no!"
"Or, you can just stop trying to get the secret formula to the Krabby Patty."
"Wow. Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place. And I was SO CLOSE to figuring it out by taste!"
Sandy looked at him. "You lied to me?"
"Well..."
"I can stand getting insulted. I can stand you turning back into a little jellybean. But if there's one thing I CAN'T stand, it's being lied to."
"I can explain."
"Take him on the ship, Mr. Dutchman, sir. He ain't doin' no good here."
"You mean?"
"It's over, Sheldon. I don't ever want to see you again!" she yelled, and flicked him into the Dutchman's hands.