I'm Sakura…I'm Mani! Twin Chaos

Authors note: I hope that this chapter will be way better. I am working on making it longer and stuff. Well I hope you are enjoying my story so far. Please review. Tell me what I need work on ok?

I do not own naruto…

Chapter 5

"Sasuke are you okay? You keep shivering as if you saw a ghost." I said looking at Sasuke. "Wait is it because you saw Neji and Tenten making out?" I said remembering how it happened.

Flashback

"That was so scary!" yelled Naruto. "Are you okay Hinata?"Naruto asked. "I'm…I'm okay…" she was shivering cause of the wind blowing. "Here…" said Naruto ofeering hi jacket to Hinata blushing. She looked at the jacket then at Naruto and then the jacket. She blushed and took the jacket. "T…t…thank you…Naruto…"Neji looked at the blushing couple. "Neji…what did you think of…the…movie?" said Tenten blushing wildly. He looked at Tenten and blushed. "It was uh…interesting. H…how about you?"he said blushing. "It was…a little scary…but…um…" "It's okay…I'll protect you…"he said blushing looking into Tenten eyes. "Hey Hinata look at Neji… is he?" Then Neji kissed Tenten for 5 seconds and blushed, "I'm sorry…"he said in a small voice. Then Tenten grabbed his collar and kissed him. "Ew… get a room you two!" Naruto said covering his eyes. "Oh…my…gosh." Said Hinata wide eyed. "My eyes!" screamed Naruto. "Ew… um…let's go before Neji takes his shirt off." I whispered. But it was too late he took of his shirt and Tenten giggled. "Damnit you two do it in your rooms but not in front of us! Come Hinata." Yelled Naruto. "Byr Neji… I'll tell your mom why you won't be home." Said Hinata in a I just saw my cousin making out with my friend look.

Flashback over

"Tenten sure has issues." I said laughing. Sasuke was silent. 'Why am I acting like this! Say something stupid!' "Um…Mani? When will we see your twin sister?" he asked. I stopped and the boys stopped too. "Yeah I would really like to meet you sister too." Said Gaara. "Um…" I panicked. 'What will I do!' 'Come on you can think of something.' 'Wait you me so you help me!' 'Fine…umm…' "Will we see her at the carnival?" asked Sasuke. "Carnival?" I said looking up. "Yeah our school has it every year." Said Gaara opening the door. "Umm…yeah! Sakura will be there! When is it?" I asked looking weird. "Tomorrow." They both said looking excited. "So we'll see your sis there?" Gaara asked blushing wildly. "Yeah…I hope." I said smiling. "Great!" they both said blushing.

"Are you guys okay? You're all red! Do you two have a fever!" I said panicking. "CALL 911! CALL THE DOCTER! CALL CHUKI E. CHEESE! CALL THE SPACE MONKEYS!" I yelled out our door and window. "SHUT YOUR ROOMATE UP GAARA AND SASUKE!" yelled a guy. "Sorry man…Mani we're fine." Said Sasuke calmly. I came over and felt his forehead. His face was red again. I felt Gaara's and he turned red too. "Well your temperature is ok but I'm worried cause your faces are red…I'll go get you guys some water." I said walking out the door.

"I can't wait to see Sakura!" said Sasuke flopping down on his bed. "Yeah… Mani is so caring and ….weird." said Gaara crossing his arms. "Well…yeah he is…"said Sasuke. "There's something about him…" said Gaara. "I thought I was gay but that's in the past." Said Sasuke. "Wait you had a crush on him!" said Gaara. Sasuke fell on the floor and blushed. "Well…yeah but that was a small one! He's just a good…weirdo friend." Sasuke said with a proud smile. "Anyways that Sakura girl… she's something." Said Gaara. "But I'm getting a weird feeling from Mani…" Gaara had a suspicious look on him.

"Where is Mani with the water?" said Gaara in a worried voice. "Hey Guys!" said Mani jumping up and down. "Guess what they where giving out free donuts and lollipops and I ate them all!" I said acting all hyper. "What took you so long? We know you eat fast…" said Sasuke looking at me. "Well you know I was all hyper and all! So I chased cats, barked at dogs throw monkey poop at other people!" I said really fast. "Ahem!" said a voice coming in. "Is this your roommate?" asked Kakashi with poop on his book. "Hey Kakashi remember me?" I said jumping up and down. Kakashi and her father were friends with each other when they were young. "Gaara! Sasuke! I'm making you two in charge of watching little Mani here. He's caused a lot of trouble more than Naruto did in a day!" Kakashi walked away and tried to take the smell out of his book.

"Hey guys!" said Haku walking inside our room. "How did Naruto's date go?" "It went well but we all saw Tenten making out with Neji!" I yelled. "Ewww…" said Haku. "So how was your date Haku?" asked Gaara. "YOU WENT ON A DATE!" I screamed. "AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME" I was now shaking him. All he did was blush. "With who?" asked Sasuke trying to pull me of Haku. "IT'S ZABOZA ISN'T IT!" I could tell it was Zabuza. "H-how…did you know?" he blushed. "I knew as long as I knew Kauto! And that was loooonnng!" I said. "Wait…how much sugar did you eat?" Haku said looking at me.

"Only like…2 pounds… that's all." 'Damnit I hate it when he asks me that question' 'In front of two cute boys too.' "Mani… you know what happens when the sugar worns out." Haku said calmly. "What?" asked Gaara and Sasuke. Then I dropped without warning. "That…" said Haku. "He will be numb for the rest of the night…" said Haku trying to put me on my bed. "I so hate it when you do that!" I yelled. "Ha well like you said…We've been best friends for quit a while…" Haku said giving me that innocent look. "Don't give me that look!" I yelled. He smiled. "Anyways…tell us about your date." Said Sasuke.

"Well…" He blushed. "You blush way too much Haku tell us!" I said. "Fine…well it didn't start out as a date…We were just doing work till… I dropped my stuff when I was about to walk out." He said smiling. "So he helped me and when we came closer I accidentally…" he stopped for a while. "Kissed him?" finished Sasuke. "Yeah…" "Wait how did you know!" I asked. "Because Sasuke here accidentally kissed Naruto." Said Gaara. "WHAT!" I smiled. "YOU DID!" I looked at him. "Yes and let me tell you… He is a terrible kisser." Said Sasuke looking disgusted of what happened. "Any ways Haku tell us tomorrow we have to get some sleep." Said Gaara. "Okay bye." Said Haku walking out the door. "Oh yeah! Mani told us that Sakura will be there too. Haku stopped. "WHAT!" he said with shock.

At the Carnival

"Sakura how are you supposed to pull of being a boy and girl at the same time!" whispered Kabuto in a harsh voice. "You guys…and girls will stall them while I try to switch as Mani and stuff." I said pointing out that Tenten and the girls are here. "I don't know…Gaara's too smart for that." said Temeri. "Trust me it'll work!" I said as Sakura. "Hey boys!" I yelled in my girl tone. Gaara and Sasuke looked. With Naruto and the gang. "That's…Sakura!" said Gaara blushing. "Oh hey Sakura!" said Kankoru.(He knows about the Mani business) "Wow… Sakura you look cuter than the picture Sasuke shown us!" said Kiba.

"And your totally hot!" said Naruto. I punched him and he flew into the air. "Thank you Sakura." Said Hinata in a small voice. She hated that Naruto was flirting with her friend. "No prob Hinata." "Wow you punch as hard as Mani…wait." Said Shikamaru looking around. "Where is Mani?" Sasuke and Gaara looked around too. "Yeah where is he?" "Umm…Owww….moan moan…stupid cramps….ohh….ow…" I said hugging my stomach. And then I ran as fast as I could away from them. "Women…"said Shikamaru.

"Phew that was so close. " I said running in my boy outfit. "Hey guys!" I said running toward Sasuke and the gang. I laughed because Naruto had bandages all over him. "What happened to you Naruto?" I giggled. "Oh your sister punched me and I landed in a wasp nest than bear attacked me. Everyone laughed so hard. "Hey where's Sakura?" I asked. "She had the cramps…" said Kankoru winking. "Oh well lets go to tank first." said Ino. 'This is going to be a long day…' ' we are so screwed…'

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Sorry it took long…. Next chapter: Secrets revealed Mani is Sakura!

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