Alternate ending to "Carry on Hawkeye"
After Radar makes a fool of himself and Pierce has finally stopped laughing, Radar gets a watch and he takes Pierces' blood pressure. Then everyone starts to leave and Radar suddenly drops.
"RADAR!" Pierce shouts.
The crew runs back to Pierces' bed and finds Radar's still, small form unconscious on the floor.
A few hours later, Radar starts to show signs of waking up. When he eventually opens up his eyes, Margaret is sitting next to him.
"Hi."
"Hi there. How are you feeling?"
"Lousy. I got it, right?"
"Yep."
"Awesome. May I ask a favor?"
"Sure, anything."
"Okay. May I have my teddy?"
"Sure. I'll get Trapper to get it right now."
"Thanks."
"Your welcome. Why don't you get some sleep and I'll check up on you in a few hours."
"k. Teddy?"
"Trapper?"
"Yes?"
"Could you retrieve Radar's teddy?"
"That's it?"
"TRAPPER?"
"Okay, be back in a flash," Trapper said.
Less than five minutes later, he came back with teddy. Margaret got it and was about to give it to Radar, when she noticed that he had already fallen asleep. She placed teddy under his arm and then she left.
Radar woke up a few hours later feeling somewhat refreshed even though he felt like a burning oven. Margaret placed a wet rag on his forehead. For the next couple of days, Radar and Pierce kept hallucinating because their fevers were very high.
Then one day, Pierce woke up and felt like himself. He didn't feel hot anymore and he knew where he was. Margaret checked and Pierces' fever broke. He was finally over it.
A few days after Pierce, Radar was better.
The End