Pseudo: Florinoir.
Title: Official..?
Kind of: yaoi, fluff... not really OOC..., humor...POV Seifer
pairing: Seifer/Squall mainly
Source: Final fantasy 8
Disclamer: Not mine...Never mine... Snif...
/Seifer/Squall and all/ Thanks the gods...
Okay, so it's my first english fiction I dare publie... I'm french, and if I looove read english fics, I absolutely suck to translate French to english... Aniway, I hope this stay understandable...Hum...
I had this idea reading a fiction from a french author named Calamithy who writes on Gundam Wings... And... I hope, good reading!
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- And why!
- Why why?
Breath, boy, breaaaaaaath... You won't break his face with Hypérion...
- Why we couldn't be together, shit!
- Seifer...
- We fuck together, we drank together, you shoot at me cause I don't clean anything and I mock your cooking skills! Shit, everybody thinks we are a couple! You're the one who piss all off!
- Seifer...
- Don't "Seifer" me! I'm sick of your "Am-I-the-only-sane-guy-here"' face! It's fucking annoying!
- ... We're not a couple...
Aaaarg... AAAAAAAARRGG!
- Aaaarg! Then could you tell me, fucking shit, what we are unless a godammitfucking couple!
- ... We're friends with benefits.
- Oh Hyne's balls who jumps in a red dress...You're FUCKING UNREAL!
- Stop shooting...
Okay. He talks to me with this voice once again and I introduce his face to the wall. The hard way!
- Squall... You're playing with my nerves... You know it's not good to play with my nerves, do you?
- Almasy, I'm perfectly calm...
- THAT'S IT!
- ... You throw a fit for nothing... I mean, what's the big deal, that we are a couple or not? You pointed this, our relation's pretty cool like that, and we don't have the obligations whom come with it...
- AH!
- What "ah"?
- That's exactly it! You got it!
- Seif...
- You're scared!
Oooh how I love this glare... The ice was born cause someone had pissed this guy's ancetre... That surely was mine, thought...
- I was never scared of anything!
- Yes, cockroach, Linoa in rut, Linoa's anger, Linoa's cooking...
- HEY! She was your ex too! A little more respect!
- She's not here to beat the shit all of me so sue me... So, this was too these enormous insects which make you cry...
- I was three years old!
- ... And too...
- Fuck off! Make your point! What should scare me in the officialisation of our item, please!
- If we become a real couple, official and shit, you'll must face the world and admitting that you actually can care about someone!
- Never ever heard bullshits like that...
- Ah, see! You're in the defensive!
- Almasy...
I really prefer this voice; the "don't-go-here-asshole-or-you-will-have-your-balls-for-breakfast". It prove I hit a sore spot...
- Shit Seifer, what's bother you in the fact that we're not official!
- What's bother you in the fact we are?
- ...
- ... Hey Squall...
- ... When it becomes official, it fucks... People wedds and separates, promises to stay and leaves...
My Lion... Able to kick sorceress and his great, handsome and powerful knight's asses and still scared shitless like a brat when it come about relationship...
- ... You already saw me break a promise?
- Yeah, these who said you'll kick my ass... I'm still waiting...
- Shut up smartass, I beat you more than necessary... Seriously...
- I suppose...No...
- So, this night, we go out between couples? Irvine and Selphie, Zell and his library girl, Quistis and Nida, Linoa and your old man, Sis and his husband... You and me..?
- ... One petname and I gut you...
Our kiss is the same as always... But I feel something else... Maybe because he's really mine now...
Aaaah love...
- You won't regret it, my sweet honey waffle...
- ARG ALMASY!
It's so fun, love...
END!