The Secret Marriage of the Potters
SuperGirl
I'm not sure what chapter I am on now!
A/N: Yes, I a jerk making you wait forever. I been busy… I been fighting crime mostly those who don't return there library books on time. Sorry please keep reading and reviewing, I want to thank everyone for reviewing. THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE ALL OF YOU DON'T GIVE UP ON ME!
Part 2 of the Morgue scene…
So it wasn't the best situation for the Potters and Malfoy. Hermione was very pink in her checks on her face. "What do we do?" she cried gasping for air. Harry looked at her oddly. Harry laughed some pulling her to him and kissed her forehead. "I think I'm going to die." she muttered. "Mrs. Weasley will kill us." she covered her face and started to cry then it turned into a maniac-like laugh. "I know we'll blame Draco!" she laughed pointing at him.
"Bloody hell, I didn't do anything, okay so I did anyways I think it will be funny when he wakes up in that cold metal drawer in the morgue." he smirked. Harry rolled his eyes at Draco trying to think of what to do.
"I know we'll knock on the door and say 'Hello sirs, my name is Draco. I am a dead body inspector here for inspecting the dead.' They will fall for that."
There was a pause and all of a sudden a shriek came from Harry sounding like a scared little girl mind you. Hermione looked up and noticed the owl had a letter that was flying towards Harry. "What the hell?" asked Draco pointing at Harry who was now being chased by an owl. "My parent's owl." she muttered. Draco tilted his head to side watching the savior of the wizard world run and scream. Finally the owl had enough and slammed itself into Harry's back causing him to fall over.
Harry coughed catching his breath and turned over. He looked up and met the gaze of yellow eyes glaring down at him. He grabbed the letter and motioned for the bird to get off of him. "Damn Bird." he muttered unfolding the letter.
"Dearest Harry,
How are you doing Son. Ma and I are doing wonderful, however I heard that you decided to take my Hermione on a trip, away from school no less. Now I understand you are a 'wizard' oh laa dee da. Now there is no magic that can stop me if anything happens to my little girl. You face death many times, however being castrated is far more painful indeed.
Oh yes, before I forget to mention. Ma sends her love to you. Also take her back to school and away from danger ASAP!
Papa Granger"
Harry bit his lips reading it again. He looked up at Hermione who was gazing at him innocently. "Oh they send their love." Harry said sweating some. He then took out his wand and burned the letter. "Family feud?" asked Draco amused.
"No, my parent think I married too young is all." she replied.
"Your dad wants to castrate me!" said Harry glaring. Draco broke out laughing and pointing.
"Shut up!" they both yelled at Draco. Draco however continued to laugh until he turned bright red and snorted as well. "I would pay to watch that HAHAHAHA!" Hermione decided to ignore his unkindness at that moment.
"We have to save Ron from the Morgue Harry!" she said bringing Harry back to the moment.
"Can't we come get him after were done with the horcrux?" he asked smiling.
"They are going to do an autopsy any time Harry!"
"What is an odd-topsy?" Harry asked Hermione broke out in tears hearing that, Draco laughed harder falling next to the side of a tree for support.
"Shut up." said harry sternly to Draco pulling out his wand Draco wiped his tears away still trying to stop from laughing at Harry. "Sorry." he piped in the started laughing harder holding his chest from the pain from laughing so hard.
"You know I have never seen him laugh before." said Harry looking at Hermione she nodded a bit scared at this sudden in-take from Draco.
"Harry we have to break into the morgue and steal his body, sooner the better. We have to do this Imagine how much worst it will be if we wait!" she said Harry nodded and hugged Hermione tightly. "Alright we'll do it once it gets dark okay." he said smiling.
"If I didn't know any better it seems like you don't care about Ron anymore, Harry." she said looking at him.
"I do- But when he is out of the petrified state I do not know what he is going to do to me." he said reminding Hermione of how Ron got into the catastrophic state he was in. Hermione turned red glaring at Harry.
"Fine once it is dark we will break out Ron."
8:40 PM….
The three were all in black Hermione's idea after seeing Mission Impossible, decided this was best to do. The decided to do it the Muggle way, so they rented rock climbing gears at the local 'Rockers' for the Irish rock climbers. Not buying it are you, well they managed to rent the gear anyways. They decided to split up and have one person distract the Mortician and while the other two stole Ron's cold alcohol stitched body from the freezer, oh sure he would forgive them for this.
Draco was not happy about his roll in this plan. He was the one to distract the Mortician. So he got some Muggle clothes and rang the night bell waiting for someone to answer the door. He felt stupid, completely Hermione dressed him up telling him he could pull up being a Muggle school girl. Draco cursed her under his breath for what she did to him. However when Hermione threaten his manhood he agreed quietly and dressed the part. He still felt stupid, he hated the fact his hair was grown out.
Sighing Draco rang the doorbell as Harry and Hermione in there night spy gear went around to the back.
"Hello?" asked a fat bald man answering the door. Draco gulped looking at the man now very scared.
"Uh… HI." he said in a very high pitched voice.
"What do you want kid?" the man asked smoking a cigar Draco's gray eyes widen looking at the man noticing blood n his white jacket. With seeing the blood Draco fainted there on the spot.
With the Potters….
Hermione was fuming at Harry she was so mad at his behavior it was unacceptable in the lease. The had gotten on the roof an decided to inter through the vent system in to the building. Harry was thoughtful thought in helping his wife on the roof holding her hand smiling at her. Mostly trying to get her to forgive him for having his best friend taken to a Muggle morgue.
"I got the vent open." Harry told Hermione, she nodded and looked down the vent to a silver tunnel system. "I will go first." said Harry hopping down. Harry jumped from the base of the roof into the vent, however the vent couldn't hold his weight or the impact it caused. Harry felt the metal frame under him give way and heard a screech of metal grinding as the vent's tunnel fell down. Which a huge clank he hit the floor of the back room of the morgue.
Harry wobbled out of the vent trying to keep from being dizzy. He looked up and seen Hermione peeking down with a scared look on her face. "I'm okay." Harry gasped out bending over catching his breath. "are you sure?" asked Hermione from the roof. Harry looked up and waved her. "I'm getting better." he squeaked out. Hermione frown some and placed the black mask over her face and levitated down using her wand. Harry glared at her after she landed on the title floor.
"No more Muggle breaking in Harry for you." she replied smirking at him. Harry laughed some holding his side. "I think I broke my rib." he replied. Hermione walked over and touched Harry's side.
"Ouch!"
"Sorry."
"Stop touching it."
"Sorry."
"We need to go get Ron before he wakes up or is cut up and filled with chemicals." said Harry looking around. Hermione took out her wand and said, "Point me to Ron!" sure enough it worked.
"I wonder if you can summon a person to you." said Harry fallowing her, he took out his own wand. "I don't want to try it right now Harry." she replied looking at him, she smiled at Harry laughing a bit.
"We are the strangest couple you know." she replied smiling at Harry. She stopped at a door and opened it up. Harry felt for a light switch and turned it on. There was a wall of silver drawers along the side. There was a gentle knocking in the background.
"Do you hear that?" asked Harry, Hermione nodded they walked to the corner. They walked slowly.
"You open it." said Hermione.
"No you."
"Harry."
"No you."
"No."
"YES!"
Hermione glared at Harry. "You're the protector the roll of the husband is to protect the wife. I.E. ME!" she said.
"Your just scared." he said.
"So are you Harry." she said.
"I am not." he replied.
"Yes you are, for god sake, here you fight the dark lord like it's a walk in the park, but when ever there is a spider or a dead body involved you act like this." Hermione placed a hand on her hip.
"We will do it together?" suggested Harry. Hermione nodded, both taking a hand on the handle of the drawer. "On three." said Harry. Hermione nodded as anticipation grew in her stomach.
"One."
"Two."
"Oh my GOD!" SLAP. "Harry blinked, "Okay three."
The drawer was hard to pull out but they managed to pull it out a few feet. The looked down and seen Ron very blue shaking the he screamed.
"Who are you." he asked shaking. Harry and Hermione looked at each other then tossed off there ski masks.
"Oh Hi Harry, where am I?" asked Ron shaking.
"Umm well it's a funny story Ron." said Hermione smiling.
Ron slowly sat up with help from Harry. "Where am I?" he asked looking around the room he then looked at his friends. "Why are you all in black you didn't join the dark side did you?" he asked trying to raise his frozen arm up, but couldn't manage it.
"Were stealing your body from a Muggle morgue." explained Hermione smiling fake with her teeth grinning. "Why am I in here?" he asked Harry. "We don't know." said Harry lying. "Some muggles thought you were dead so they decided to take you hear and then bury you."
"What why?" he asked. Hermione looked at Harry, "Well you see you went mad the other day Ron, it was quiet scary and ended up getting very drunk and you passed out in a Muggle catholic church. They thought you were a bum or something and took you hear. Funny eh?" she tried her best to smile given the circumstances involved.
"But I never drink that much." said Ron trying to turn his frozen head to look at Harry. "You went mad Ron things like this happen. I don't know why you drank so much, you still smell like booze." said Harry.
"What is today?" he asked them.
"It's Sunday, now." said Hermione looking at her watch. Ron tried to frown, but his lip muscles still were frozen. "Were going to have to carry him out." said Harry Hermione nodded some.
Hermione caste the feather lightening charm to Ron so they could carry him easily. Ron kept quiet as they tried to get back to the vent, finally they made it. "Well levitate up with Ron then get down off of the roof." said Harry to Hermione. She nodded and looked up with a scared look on her face. Finally one by one they flew up, Harry first then Hermione then they levitated Ron's frozen self up.
Once up on the roof they dragged Ron towards the rope hook on the roof. "How are we to get Ron down Hermione?" he asked looking down from the roof. She blinked a few times not knowing the answer. She looked at Ron then Harry then Ron, then back and froth again. Hermione looked at Ron. "I want to apologize before I throw you off the roof."
"What?" THUD!
"Sorry." said Hermione peering over the roof to the ground where Ron laid.
"Think he is alright?" she asked Harry, he looked at Hermione from Ron's body and shrugged some. "Let's go find out if he is okay." said Harry. He took the rope and slide down the rope Hermione fallowing him. Once on the ground the walked over to Ron on the ground. "You think he is alive?" asked Hermione looking at him. "Harry touched Ron's side with his foot.
"That hurts." mumbled Ron.
"Sorry." said Harry. "Why did you push me?" asked Ron opening his eyes. "I couldn't carry you off the roof, now could I?" said Hermione looking at him. "I bite my tongue." said Ron. "Stop being a baby." said Hermione looking down at him. "Your trying to kill me aren't you woman?" asked Ron.
Harry looked at Hermione who looked at him rolling her eyes at what Ron said. "Let's go to the hotel Harry." she said. The walked from the morgue to the hotel by foot covering Ron with the invisibility cloak and levitating him there. Harry held on ti the cloak to make sure they didn't lose him under the cloak. That make things worse for the couple then they already was.
Closing the door behind her Hermione walked over to where Harry had uncovered Ron's body. "I think I have internal bleeding." said Ron. Hermione glanced at Harry who shrugged. "Why I was unconscious I had the worst dream. I dreamed you two were having sex. It was horrible." laughed Ron. Harry looked at Hermione then Ron.
"I mean you two, come on. I know you both don't like each other that way." he said glancing at Hermione who said nothing then at Harry. "Silly right?"
"We forgot something." said Hermione looking at the clock then Harry.
"What?" he asked.
"Draco."
"Shit." said Harry smacking his head.
"We have to go back and get him, he isn't back something must have happened to him." said Hermione.
"Alright we'll knock on the door, 'excuses me sir. We just broke out a wizard from your lovely morgue, have you seen our friend Draco whom we dressed in drag while to distract you while we sold a frozen body out from the back?"
Meanwhile… Draco was not very happy at his current situation. Tied and gagged Draco sat in a chair tied up in an office in the morgue. Still in drag he cursed himself at his situation.
"Well, well… what do we have here? Hmm? It looks like I caught Old Malfoy's kid hmm, and-" pausing the man snapped a plastic glove on looking at him. "I think were going to have some fun eh? We will start of getting to know each other first eh? You know you are a very pretty girl."
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