The secret marriage of the Potters
Super Girl
A/N: I am going to revised the other chapters from before, spelling etc I have a semester off and internet company can only drain so much of my soul out. Here it is…
"Put the lotion on the skin." said a deep voice breathing in slowly. Two pearl colored eye peeked up from a dark hole dug up in the back room. "Sorry?" a voice squeaked from in the hole. A man tilted his glasses and spoke again slowly. "Put the lotion on the skin." a blonde haired boy with girl pig tails peaked his head from the dark into the light.
"I don't get the whole lotion thing." he said glaring at the man standing eight feet above him. He looked over at the toy poodle in the hole with he, he renamed Stewie. Draco decided he would never leave Stewie behind. "Put. The. Lotion. On. The. Skin." the boy in the hole tilted his head the opposite direction. "Sorry? Come again?" he asked the man.
"I am an evil genius, you know."
"Sure you are that is why you dig holes in your back room. It's bad for re-selling your house you know, the value went completely down. No one is on the market for a watering hole in the back room."
"I really am now, mad. PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!"
Meanwhile…
Harry closed the bathroom door and sighed relief looking at his wife sprawled out on the bed. "I'm exhausted." she replied holding her head up glancing at him. He smiled and walked to the bed with a mischievous grin. "Think he will be okay?" she asked softly pointing to the bathroom. "Yeah he's defrosting a bit." he said chuckling while laying on the bed.
Two tiny hands touched his shoulders and rubbed them lovingly and affectionately. "How many more?" she asked glancing at him. He smiled and bent his head to catch her lips with his. "Three more I think-" (A/N: I have no idea either so I am guessing as well).
"Hermione."
"Hmm?" she asked purring against him.
"I will never leave you, you know this right?" he asked her. She nodded and proceeded to sit in front of him. "What brought that up, Love?" she asked Harry while touching his face. "I was thinking of my parents, how they died for me and together." he closed his eyes some and looked up. "The only way I'd leave you is if I died to protecting you." he said pressing his lips to hers. She grinned in the kiss allowing him more space.
"What's going on in there?" came a voice from in the bathroom.
Hermione rolled away from Harry crying desperately in agony. "Silent charm HARRY!" she covered her mouth letting out a giggle. Harry smacked his head and looked at her. "I can not handle this hiding this from him NO MORE.." said Harry standing up. "Harry, what are you doing?" asked Hermione eyeing him as he picked up his wand. "Harry calm down we can still play."
Harry glanced at Hermione then walked into the bathroom. Ron rested against the shower defrosting some with an odd look on his face.
"Ron." Harry said sternly.
"Oh Hello Harry." he said too sweet. "What are you and Hermione up to?" he asked wiggling his few defrosted fingers. "Ron, Me and Hermione are going to go have sex now and I don't care if your heart breaks into a million pieces. I am horny as fuck and I love her more then anything and you will have to just get over it! You- you momma's boy!"
Ron looked at Harry oddly. "What?" he asked. Harry smacked his head and raised his wand. "I married Hermione! We are in love!" he said glaring at Ron. There was a pause again. Ron wasn't quiet sure what to say to this, his two best friends married and about to have sex, one room away while he was defrosting in the bathroom from where he was left in a morgue and not quiet sure how he ended up in a church and drunk. Life is funny like that sometimes eh?
Ron's lips curled up and he let out a snorted laugh. "Good one Harry!" he chuckled. Hermione walked in the bathroom with just a slip on. "Ron. I never loved you last year was a ploy to keep 'you know who' from finding out about me. We are in love and we are married!" she said sternly showing her hand with her ring on it. "I love Harry and he loves me, we got married this summer." she said. Ron laughed a bit. "Sure prove it." he laughed.
Harry was fuming at Ron, this was ridicules, here they go in Mission Impossible style and save him from being berried alive and he insults there very relationship. Harry\s thoughts were interrupted by a brown curly haired woman wrapping her arms around him pulling him to her crushing her lips to his. Slowly his arms intertwined around her body pulling her in forgetting everything, but her. Short term memory eh?
"STOP STOP BLOODY HELL I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYE LIDS STOP!" Hermione turned beat read looking up and Harry who had his hand on her left buttock.
"How long was I frozen?" asked Ron.
"What do you mean?" asked Hermione wiping her lips off.
"For you guys to get married?" he asked. Hermione looked at Harry with a 'please shot me' look.
"Less then twenty four hours." said Harry.
"Shut the curtain."
"What?" said Harry.
"Shut the curtain, I don't want to see you guys right now." Ron said.
"Ron why are you being like this?" asked Hermione.
"Why, why did you have to fall in love with him? HE IS THE HERO of course you fall for him!"
"Ron, we been in love for so long, you don't understand. I have video performances if you don't believe me, Sorry it was going to be an anniversary gift love."
"How sweet of you Harry." he sighed some, "I thought you'd liked them and you can finnaly see that cute dimple thing you do with your-"
"Harry after I defrost, we are no longer friends."
Hermione stood there shocked and looked over at Harry who didn't move any.
"I love Hermione." said Harry. "Why can't you except us?"
"Why? YOU LIED TO ME YOU BOTH DID!"
"The dark lord-"
"SHUT UP HERMIONE! YOU CAN NOT EVEN TRUST YOUR SO CALLED BEST FRIEND WITH THAT, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU TWO HIDING?"
"Hermione, let's leave him." said Harry snapping out of his shocked state.
"We are done Weasley." with that Harry grabbed Hermione and the closed the bathroom door.
"Harry." he looked up from where he stood not sure what to say. "I don't get it." he said softly. Hermione gently touched Harry's shoulder. "What do you not get?" she asked looking up into his eyes.
"Every time Hermione. Every time I am about to have the sex someone interrupts us. It's been three DAYS, THREE DAYS!." Hermione laughed some. Harry smiled and bit and pulled her to him and embraced her. "Maybe he will get over this."
"WILL NOT."
"Silence." said Harry banging his wand against the door. Hermione touched his forehead some. "I will never leave you Mr. Potter." she said leaning in kissing his forehead. "I love you Mrs. Potter." he said looking up into her eyes. Her arms wrapped around him as tears formed in her eyes. "I would die for you Harry." she said falling completely on to him. Together they curled up together and rested against each other.
Harry wrapped a curl around his finger in deep thought. So much happened in such a small amount of time. They gained friends, lost them. He was happiest he ever been now he has his family. He had Hermione and she was his family.
"When are we going to find Draco." she whispered in his ear.
"You just ruined the moment Hermione." he said gruffly. She smacked him playfully. "Did not Mr. Potter." he snickered some and kissed the top of her head. "Yeah you did. Potty Junior is very sad and depressed."
ELSE-WHERE…
"I am not putting that bloody thing on." Draco cried glaring at the man who held him against his will. "I said put it on!" the man said glaring at Draco. Draco grabbed his poodle that he found in the hole and held his tightly.
"It's yellow I have blonde hair." he said glaring at the man."I will wash out! Your just evil!" Draco said in tears almost.
"You are a strange girl." the man said to Draco.
"For the last time, I am a boy dressed up as girl as a diversion while my friends stole a frozen body from you. Duh?" The man tilted his head to the side. "The morgue is next door. I do not work for the morgue that was the business next door. Ever hear of a business mall?" There was a silence that fallowed, then by a cough.
"Now, put the dress on pretty girl and then put the FUCKING LOTION ON THE SKIN."
"Okay I will put the lotion on the skin, but I am not wearing yellow!" cried Draco petting the poodle, named Stewie.
A/N" Please review. I love you guys sooooo much you guys been the best reviews! Sorry again about er Ron. I think GINNY HAS A come back coming soon. Ohhhhh and Ron might get revenge, maybe join the dark side do some DARK VADER RAPPING who knows.