Secret Marriage of the Potters
Chapter 9
SuperGirl
A/N: yeah chapter nine I remembered where I was…
Chapter nine: Title is: Chapter nine. I hope everyone gets that, it is Chapter nine.
The ride to Hogwarts was slow for the two Potters. When they woke up Ron was gone and the bathroom was empty. Harry was depressed over the new development, but they couldn't miss more school. Harry had his nose against the glass as they traveled. He watched as the train moved across the country hills of green grass about to become fall once again as the seasons changed. Hermione's hand in his a peaceful moment and probably one of the few they would have left together. Their journey would bring the two closer together then ever before.
The train pulled into Hogwarts at 11 that morning, classes were started being Monday. (right?) They got there back packs and met up with Hagrid on the platform. "'ello 'arry." he said with bad grammar and spitting as he talked. After Hermione and Harry wiped there faced from saliva they smiled at there old friend who really wasn't that giant anymore, more mediocre in giant-ness. He was wearing his same old cave-man suit he wore while he taught classes. His hair somewhat combed, but not really, he tried though and that is all that matters. "Hello Hagrid." they responded.
"Where is Malfoy?" Hagrid asked in perfect English. The two Potters looked at each other nervously. They shrugged honestly not knowing, but had a general idea where he was, making a mental note to finding him on the 'to do list'. "No 'atter." Hagrid responded walking off to do whatever it is he does. Hermione and Harry walked a long way to the doors and opened up Hogwarts' to see students walking to and from classes as a bell chimed in the back ground. Hermione looked around and soon as the students were cleared of the hall looked at Harry who was beside himself since they left there dirty motel. She was concerned and worried for him. They had a huge fight with Ron, hopefully history would not repeat itself and Ron would betray them.
"What's wrong Harry." she asked hopeful it wasn't because of Ron. Harry sighed heavily and looked around the school hall which was empty. "I don't know, it just is so weird now." he said sighing heavily. Hermione smiled at Harry and kissed his check some. "Let's play hooky ?" suggested Hermione. Harry frown some. "Harry what is really wrong love?" she said smiling lightly at him. He grinned mischievously at a thought that popped in. "I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth right now." Hermione laughed a bit as they walked.
"Well, you know, your clothes would look better on the floor." he said grinning. Hermione turned red hearing this. "I can't believe you'd want to dirty my clothes on the dirty floor Harry!" he tilted his head to the side.
"Love what I mean is. I. Want. To. Take. Your. Clothes. Off. And. Have. My. Way. With. You." he said finishing with his index finger pointing at her. Hermione blinked a few times trying to get it finally she caught on. "Your horny still after last night?" she asked looking at him oddly. He nodded grinning ear to ear rubbing his hands together.
"You woke me up late and started playing with me." she said flushing red. "You're a night time molester! It's always when I am asleep at night you feel me up."
"Yes, well you were right there." he said using his eyebrows suggestively. "Anyways remember I have this power the dark lord knows not of and I need to practice it on you often as possible." Hermione looked around quickly to see if anyone was listening. She grabbed Harry's hand and pulled him along. "Where are we going love?" he asked watching her bum move along the tile floor. "Your in for a good spanking." she said deviously.
"Do you lay on your stomach while you sleep?" Harry asked.
"No, why? You know that" she asked turning around. "Can I?" he asked being swatted. "You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?" Hermione laughed bit embarrassed. "Hermione did you know I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?" he said pinching her behind. They stopped on a second floor closet
"Hermione we been in this one, we broke the lock when I picked you up and had you grab on to the shelf inside." he said looking at it oddly. She turned red remembering that night they broke the closet.
"Yeah, but they removed that shelf Harry." she said grinning.
Meanwhile in Charms across the hall or wherever the hell it is…
The teacher was instructing the students to levitate feathers, again, but to first years.
"Now class, wingardium leviosa!" he said demonstrating how with his wand. A young first year was doing quiet well.
"Now a bit higher, Look everyone Names has it!" the students watched as the student raised the father up. The student was interrupted by a scream.
"FUCK ME HIGHER!" was yelled. The student in shock dropped there wand and other students backed up from the feathers. Some students throw there wands down in shock. "What kind of school is this?" one whispered.
"Funny, that's never happened before." said the short hairy elf teacher examining the feather..
Back with Potters…
Harry grinned at Hermione very happy finally having some alone time with his wife. She smiled back as they headed to the Griffindor common room. "I didn't know you could scream so loud Harry." said Hermione smiling at him. He blushed embarrassed. "I was in choir in grammar school." Hermione looked surprised. "I bet you were wonderful darling." she said taking his hand in hers. Harry grinned happily.
"Oh Harry what are we to do about Draco?" she asked him. Harry frown some. "I don't know, I really don't care, but being the main character and having this faith in people of some godly odd reason I will quest out to save him from some pearling danger. You know a regular Sunday for me." he said yawning. Hermione nodded in responds. "one thing I don't get is why Voldemort keeps trying to kill me, you think he get tired and move on with his life." he said looking at Hermione she nodded in responds.
"I think another one of those horcrux pieces could been in my third grade teacher or up my uncle's ass." he said softly in deep thought. Hermione just loved it when Harry was deep. Also when Harry was in deep thought as well. "Oh Harry, what will we do when Ron returns?" she asked concerned. Harry thought again about the problem he would encounter with his best, well ex-best friend returning. "Fuck, I don't know nor give a shit." said Harry. "Hermione I am fucking Harry Potter. I'll break his ass if he tries anything." he said smiling. Hermione got all gushy hearing this. She leaned up and kissed Harry who grinned in return.
The loving couple made it to the common room after interrupting more classes with Harry's screams of pleasure and changed clothes and studied the rest of the afternoon in peace for them and scared first years.
Elsewhere…
Ron was beaming with Anger he was now stranded in some town he didn't know where and was waiting for the Knight Bus to arrive. After the bus did come he got on assisted by a man named Patsy. Patsy was overly friendly and the driver was none other then Remus Lupin himself. "Hello Ron, Where to?" Lupin asked. Ron shrugged and sat on a bed a bit creped out by Patsy batting his eyes at Ron.
Remus sighed some and asked again, "Do you want to go home Ron?" he looked up and nodded at his old professor who took off. Patsy smiled shyly at Ron as they road to the Wesley's home which resembles the lady who lived in a shoes' house witch was pictured on the cover of Witch weekly by the way. "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you." There was a long pause of silence. Patsy wasn't the most intrusting person to talk with, but the only other person besides Remus on the Bus.
"So where are you from?" asked Patsy breaking the silence, crossing his legs to revile some leg hair coming from his shown ankle resting on his lap. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" asked Patsy.
Ron grunted in responds to Patsy who kept smiling at Ron. It was going to be a very bumpy ride for Ron.
With Draco… in hell….
Draco glared at the man in front of him. He was wearing a bonnet and sitting a huge table across from Mr. Bear drinking invisible tea tied up to a children's' chair. He was forced to wear a pink dress which was disappointing to him. He still didn't understand why the man thought he was a girl even after dressing Draco again.
"Would you like some more tea Mr. Bear?" asked the crazy man. Draco looked over at Mr. Bear who wasn't responding to the freaky man serving invisible tea. The man then poured more tea for the bear. Draco looked at the man then at the ropes around his chest and over the push up bra the man put on Draco underneath his pink dress, he thinking about the current issue. Being held against his will.
"Miss Betty would you like more tea?" he asked Draco. He looked up.
"Do I?" he asked about to piss his lacy undies also forced on him.
"I don't know." responded the crazy psycho with the tea pot. Draco shook scared at this man and nodded yet for more invisible tea with his Newton cookies. The man pour tea blowing his fingers. "It's hot." he said . Draco looked at the man egger for him to drink it. "Go on I added Splinda for you Betty." Draco frown some he preferred honey, but that was last on his mind. Draco dropped his head down and pretended to drown again in the invisible tea.
"Oh no Mr. Bear save Betty!" the mans squealed throwing Mr. Bear at Draco who popped his head back up from the cup. Draco glared at the man. "What is your name?" Draco asked the man. "Daddy." he said responding causing Draco to hit his head again. The man leaned forward and loped the end of Draco's rope around the chair's back. Draco frown at this help hating this more then anything he concluded this was hell.
"Do you want your Newton Betty?" the man asked holing up a diseased looking cookie of doom! Draco gulped scared as the cookie-air-plane zoomed in for a landing in his dry mouth. Draco chocked a bit eating the fig flavored Newton. The man then turned to a stuffed doll and complemented her choice in clothing to wear to the tea party. "Oh don't be jealous Betty, you look cute too!" the man said pinching Draco's face. The man then stood up and opened a closet directly in front of Draco. As the man did a dead woman fell out.
Draco froze in terror seeing this. "Betty, Mom wants to join the tea party." Draco could feel the cookie coming up. "Oh shut up mother!" the man said hitting the corps causing a worm to fall out of the head. He growled and through the body back in the closet then returned to the tea party like nothing happed. Draco wet himself scared shitless from that. The man sat back into his child-size chair across from Draco and smiling lovingly like a mother would to her new-born.
"So darling what shall we do today? Play dress up? Watch 16 Candles again?" the man pausing to think of something for them to do. Draco's eye widen remembering how that man wanted to reenacts a scene from 16 candles last night. The man leaned forward to touch one of Draco's pigtails Hermione put in his hair hours before his abduction. "You're a very pretty girl." the man said smiling at Draco as he whimpered in fear.
"We should do facials! OH MY GOD that be brilliant!" the man said grinning at Draco. Draco shook his head 'no' in fear it was bad enough as it was with the Fig Newton's and invisible tea and the pink dress, the dead body that kept popping up and now he had to do a facial. "How about waxing?" suggested the crazy man. "Please god no!" cried Draco looking at the man.
Karma is a funny thing don't you think?
Else, else where with the Dark Lord Voldemort…at a elderly retirement complex during Game night in Florida….
The Dark Lord also known as Tom to his elderly friends were playing scrabble after all it was game night in the retirement community. Not many people knew this about Tom, but he enjoyed a good game of scrabble however you better not try to cheat at the game while sitting at his seat. His youthful seventy-year old girlfriend Geladas was sitting with him playing with an old member of the Death-Eaters club.
"Tom, I am so glad you took a night off from killing." Geladas said softly patting Tom AKA Dark Lord Voldemort wrinkly gray hand. He grunted in responds to her trying to think of a word to spell across the board. "You know Dark Lord." started his retired Death-eater friend. "This Harry Potter is getting to be a larger problem." he said the dark lord grunted again. "You know Tom I told you back in 1970 it was a bad idea to keep splitting into those horcrux, but no you never listen do you and now your slowly being destroyed by that Willy-whacker boy." Geladas yelled at Tom or Dark Lord Voldemort. He grunted glaring at her. "Don't you look at me like that Mr. I'm going to destroy the world!" she warned poking him with her finger.
"What are you going to do about this kid?" asked the death-eater. Lord Voldemort shrugged as he placed down his letters and spelled out a word. Grinning Tom looked up at Geladas. "Fifteen points." he said marking it down. "You said years ago we would do more traveling, but then this whole 'Potter' issue came up." Geladas complained. Tom scalded at his girlfriend. The death-eater chuckled some placing down his word. "Well dark Lord, we could always wreck some havoc at Hogwarts." he suggested.
Tom thought about this and grinned. "You better not throw your back out again!" said Geladas looking at Tom sternly. Lord Voldemort sighed and looked at his death-eater friend. "Dumbledore is dead now." he said grinning evilly. The death-eater nodded watching Geladas placing her letters on the board. "Also, that boy destroyed one of my horcrux last week. I need to destroy him soon I only have a few left." muttered Lord Voldemort.
"Tom you need to get more sun." Geladas said pinching his green skin with her fingers. Lord Voldemort rolled his eyes. "I mean it Tom, you look like death." He pushed her hand away some. "You promised as well that we go on that vacation." she said pouting. Lord Voldemort grumbled some. "I have to kill off Harry Potter first." he said spelling a word out. "You been saying that for seventeen years!" she complained. The death eater mimicked her.
"Can you two drop it?" the death-eater asked rolling his eyes. Geladas frown at this and looked at Tom. "You dark wizards are all the same!" Geladas yelled at Tom. "Oh stopped it dear." said Lord Voldemort growling. "You need to take care of this problem I told you seventeen years ago when that prophesy was made nip it in the bud!" she said glaring at Tom. Lord Voldemort shuffled in his chair some. "I'll attack Hogwarts tomorrow!" he said growling under his breath.
Lord Voldemort stretched some and rubbed his non-visible Michael Jackson-like nose some. "You know Lord Voldemort we could always get all of the death-eaters together and have a huge raid on Hogwarts together like old times." Lord Voldemort nodded. "Yes I like that idea."
Back at Hogwarts…
Harry had received the Daily Prophet for that day. Flipping through the pages he didn't get any new on recent deaths or attacks by death-eaters like expected. He smiled happily sitting down the paper on the table. Hermione looked up and smiled at Harry happily. "No letters either?" she asked as Harry nodded. She smiled as she ate her dinner in the hall with the other students. Harry looked around and noticed for the first time in a long time everyone was as they should have been.
"Just a few more horcrux and were done." he said smiling. Hermione nodded happily. "We should do something special after were done." she said grinning. "I know we'll have a huge party!" she said happily clasping her hands together. "We'll invited everyone! And announce our secret to the world!" Harry laughed some and looked around to make sure no-one was listening. "I think that would be a great ending my dear." he smiled.
"However, my parents wrote to me today." she said smiling. Harry frown some. "What did they say?" he asked sweating a bit. She laughed a bit. "Oh you know Mom and Dad, this and that asking about Christmas holiday coming up if we were coming on that trip." she smiled biting her dinner. Harry smiled relieved nothing concerning castration was mentioned in the letter to her.
"I just wish things work out with Ron, he has been our best-friend for years." said Hermione softly. Harry nodded. "Yes, I know what you mean. Hermione you must understand you are my family and that means more to me then anything. I love you very much." he said softly and for her only to hear. She smiled biting her lower lip. "Ditto." she said smiling at Harry. Reaching under the table he grabbed her hand and held it the rest of dinner. This was the love of his life, he would protect her from all harm and evil in the world Lord Voldemort or Ginny Weasley alike. "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning." Hermione teased.
The Potters had many things on their minds. The were worried, scared and in love all at the same time. Hermione wanted more then anything to keep Harry happy. As did Harry however the world they knew dangerous as it was is about to turn upside down on them once again. "I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue." he said grinning at Hermione.
Meanwhile…
Ron arrived home after bidding Remus Lupin and Patsy a good bye. He walked to the front door and opened the door to his home. Sitting on the sofa knitting was Mrs. Weasley AKA Molly. She looked up at Ron confused at his current state. "Ronald, why are you home?" she asked getting up. Ron tried to give his mother a warm smile, but shook his head. "It's over Mom." he said with a tear in his left eye.
Molly hugged her tall lanky son tightly. "What is over." she whispered. Ron broke down at that moment. "Harry and Hermione, there…they love each other." he whispered sobbing into his mother's arms. "First I thought I was upset because Hermione had someone, but after thinking it was something else. I think I was in denial for a long time."
Molly was sadden for her son, she knew how he felt about Hermione and how much he cared for his best friend Harry. "You need to learn to be happy for them." she said softly causing Ron to cry harder hugging his mother for dear life. "Do you know when by chance there is this Lottery system in town…"
Ron looked up at his mom. "Mom, it's just that…" he paused a bit scared to admit this, but. "I think that…I'm in love with Harry." he said softly. Molly released her grip on Ron slightly taken back a lot. "Oh Ron." she whispered softly and pulled him closer to her hugging him. She was not sure what to say to her son.
A/N: Yes I am pure evil baby… read and review I love you all. XoXo SG-
Also yes Dark Lord Voldemort is into scrabble, not many people know this at a young age Tom was the scrabble champion of Hogwarts, but a young Muggle-born wizard took the championship away and thus started Tom's hatred for Muggle.