Pen Pal
This story is the inbred cousin of the Death Eater Files and Argument, both by Queen of Duct Tape. Since I decided I spent too much of my time coming up with suggestions for her, I thought I should do some of my own work. For once. Enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: Snape is not mine. I do not want him. However, I do want cookies. Please and thank you!
Pen Pal Act One, Scene One, Take One…
…aaaaaaaand ACTION, baby!
I, Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince, decree that The Astrology Nerd is a lazy, annoying Muggle and should get a life. She spends too much time hanging out with a certain Queen of Duct Tape and laughs at the insults the aforemention Queen hurls at my master, my colleagues, and myself. I demand an apology.